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Holy S:!/ Mr. Masumune, I hope you're not too offended by my comment but I hate to say..... ha...haha...hahaha I'm just laughing my head off. I love Seph and everything, but come on it's not your run of the mill everyday thing when you see him embar ased. I mean com on, not even Genesis R. or Angeal H. has yet to embaras him. (Well to the best of my knowing) None the less no disrespect to you. Although I know for a fact... I would personally love to meet youuu~~ ;) Ha ha, like that will ever happen. In my wildest dreams, right? Not worthy of the chosen one. And even at that I slightly take after Genesis. I have a really soft, butter smooth, sleaveless leather vest that is red. Zips up in the front, low cut. Black pants same material as the vest. Red boots 1 1/2 in heel. Red coat same material as vest, black buckle at waist to hold closed. With my hair and my eyes, though, I look like a cross between you and Gen. It's Scarey. I have your eyes, the color not the shape and his hair. Its really wierd. If not for the fact that I don't look good in all black and silver, you would think Hollander and that Bastard Hojo teamed up and tried to make a clone but mixed you two together. But somewhere in the equation ended up with a female instead. I feel robbed in some ways. I so want to look like Seph at times but I also want to look like Gen. Ah, but enough of me rambling about *bleep* like this. I enjoyed the story, but still Mr. Masumune has a point. NO MAKING FUN OF SEPHIROTH! IT ISN'T REALLY FUNNY! (Not!)

Oh...oh, dear god. I thought I'd laughed myself into a stupor by the fourth chapter...and then I got to the end and literally fell out of my chair. Oh, sweet Cosmos, that was just what I needed. XDD

...so how WAS that letter written? Curious minds want to know... ^_~

I'd previously reviewed the fic (when it ended at chap04) under another nick, but after reading the latest update and the email you received, I had to say something...

Answer's simple: One at a time! XD

Yeah, at first I thought this was one of those wack-jobs AKA dumb kids, but then when I got to the sign off, i reconsidered... There's a high chance the person writing you has a sense of humour as wicked as yours! XD Possibly one of the drier variety.

All in all, this was a great fic of the humour genre to read and re-read all over again. I confess to be a stickler for characterization for serious/drama fics, but when it's obviously humour and well-written as yours, IC and OOC can kiss my tush.

That's all for now. Toodles! XD

This was a lot of fun. I enjoyed reading it quite a bit. Your writing didn't cause that stabbing pain in my mind that I get when I encounter so many badly written 'fics, for which I am very very grateful. As it went along, the story moved a little farther away from what I personally enjoy - some of those puns were just shudder-worthy in their lewdness. But I still found the whole thing to be very, very funny, and I'm sure that there are many people out there who would adore this 'fic, for whom this would be right up their alley.

All in all, I think you did a great job here. This was probably the most amusing take on the FFVII characters that I've read. The scenes between all the women, especially, just cracked me up. Awesome.

Don't know if I have time to read all of this just now, but I finished the first chapter and it was wonderful. This is the best crack Sephiroth I've seen. He's so believable in his frustrated helplessness and mild insecurity, and your background characterizations are excellent as well. I look forward to reading through the rest of this one!

OMG. I have never seen so many euphamisms for sex, penis, and vagina in my life. I laughed until I fell out of the chair. This is a work of art, my dear, a pure work of art. The mother of all parodies! I go away for a week and come back to the best candy. Shit. I don't know if I can be sober and serious enough to write, now, but I can't even care. Wow. My hat is off to you.

This fic had me in stiches... Oooh the Corniness! But poor Cloud! ;_;

This has got to be one of the best humour fics out here. I'm new to FF7 [courtesy of Advent Children] and reading a super innuendo-loaded fic on this series is a riot. I think I sprained a couple of gut muscles somewhere. This is one fic that deserves recognition and I'm going to get my buddies to read it too. Heh, damn but this is good stuff... Keep it up, Sephy! *snickers*

Thwe whole itneraction between Vincent and Cid and the doushinji! OMG! Fucking awesome!

Hey, i normally don't read humour, but i am glade i read this. I am crying with laughter..CRYING. For the love of cheese update!