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Shit's gonna get real? Nothing bad's gonna happen, righ? Cuz even through all the shit my brain says is foreshadowing, this has been my go-to thing to read when I'm feeling down. I mean, will it suck then get better? That has to be it. That, or I'm never reading again and convincing myself that they both retire happy and buttfuck until they die.
Also, love. Because nothing can fill time like some lovely AU FF nonsense.

rly missed you! I can't wait until you update, will you be putting more chapters to Blonde Bonus Tracks as well. Oh and the Recruiters, you left a hell of a cliff hanger! XD I've missed your story and Blonde Ambition actually inspired me to write things the way i want to in real life. It also made me want to dress and act like myself instead of being afraid of what others will say to me. Strange that it was a fanfic and not a book. You should be writing real things too just to see how much of a cult following you'd get. Can't wait for you to get your comp back and i hope you keep doing what you're doing.

Neurotically yours
Harliqueen

These last two chapters leave me with mixed emotions. All good, but mixed. I was so sure that Aerith and Zack would be together, but I really don't see that happeneing. That really threw me for a loop. At least I'll still get to see them as a happy couple in Kittens. April and Zack would be weird, but only because she's Cloud's mom. I have no problem with her being in her thirties. Although I think she would be cuter with Vincent. I just think they would mesh. But then Seph and Cloud would be brothers and that's just.... no.
I'm concerned about the clones. I've always felt a certain empathy for them. All of them: the Genesis copies, Angeal copies, the originals from the video game, and of course the AC ones. I know they aren't complete people, but that's not their fault. Some of them have their own emotions. I'm really not liking what Hojo is doing But I absolutely love what your doing with Blonde Ambition.
I no longer have any idea of how your story will go. With most stories, movies, TV shows I can see the ending a mile away. I can think of at least a dozen cliches that could happen and they would all be fun and exciting. But I know that's not you and honestly I'd never want it to be. Keep being you. You are my favorite author period.
I may get impatient and try to weedle chapters out of you, but it's only cause i lurve you. You're my crack!!!

I started reading this fic around 3 years ago and after an upteenth re-reading I finally decided to leave a message here. Basically, this is the best and funniest fanfic I've *ever* read. The dialogue between Cloud and Sephiroth is pricelessly funny (ration my balls, for example) and their relationship, the way they talk, is really believable. All of the other characters rock too, with a special shout out to Vincent Valentine since he's my favourite. I haven't even played FFVII, but I think it would be a disappointment after getting so cosy with the BA-flavoured characters and then having to get used to the vanilla originals. And I just generally love the punk philosophy behind this story, how its escapist but the real world elements are recognisable at the same time.

I've always been embarassed giving and receiving compliments, but I felt I had to share my love of this project after getting so much joy from it down through the years. Its a awesome fic with amazing art and I'm really excited to see where it goes from here.

HOLY SHIT!!! This was awesome! LOL! I laughed so much with every banter Cloud had with Seph. They are seriously made for each other. It pissed me off on the bullying part. I hope Cloud shoots up into a juicehead and beat the living daylights out of those boys. LOVE THIS FIC! Can't wait to read more. Thanks so much for this continuation. <3

Good gods I love this story! I swear every chapter has me laughing so hard! This chapter especially, when Seph was telling Cloud's mum about the train incident. I was laughing for like ten minutes! And his family is so bat shit crazy, and I love it! You are an incredible writer with an amazing sense of humour! I just..I absolutely love everything about your writing, characterization, humour, character development! And you have great taste when it comes to music, so yeah. your amazing, and as long as you keep writing, I'll keep reading!

I love you, you crazy bitch. Tifa as a fag hag makes me happy, along with all the gooey snuggly goodness and the gross realities of working yourself to the fucking bone, military-style.

And of course Charlie Sheen had to get a mention in this too.... which had me cracking the fuck up. xD

Awesome as always and even though I don't get the chance to review often, I do manage to somehow keep up with this story because it's totally worth my time when I read. :} Thanks for writing this story, be it to fulfill you sick and twisted fantasies ;D or ours. *Laughs.*
Keep up the wonderful job. ♥

Chapter 25: MADE MY FUCKING DAY. Between the day job and grad school and dieting, I'm in my own little cadet training program and I HATE myself for getting out of bed some mornings (and I certainly don't have sword training to look forward to). So I re-visit this story whenever I need a shot of courage or a pick-me-up and this morning I got a whole new chapter! Thank you so much for writing and drawing. Right now I need to be either preparing for trial (that's starts on by birthday whooptifuckingdo) or working on some end of semester Really Important to My Grade projects. But I'm going to turn on my Run Bitches Run play list and try to mooch off some of your awesomeness. Speaking of play lists- any new and/or additional tunes Cloud can't live without that I should know about? :D

Hallelujah, bitches!!!

She's back and kicking butt! And to think I only finished re-reading 24 chapters just a few days ago!!!

*does a spastic version of the Snoopy Dance thrown in with slam dancing and lots of flailing*
I am so glad Cloud finally got to bite Seph's ass! And Seph's reaction is priceless!!! I would pay a million bucks for a picture of his expression. :D