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YOU! >:U

I admit, I gave up fanfictions for a while. Took me forever to catch up with Kittens, let alone this one.I was so happy to finally be able to catch up with what I missed but only to go "Tch aww" when there wasn't any more to read. I know you had an adventure filled summer and I hope it has stirred up your wonderfully awesome brain into writing more for this story... because you know we're totally selfish and need this to go on. xD You know I love you. In all seriousness though, don't leave us hanging for too long; hope to hear that your next installment will be soon, after everything in life settles for you. Take care. *Hugs* ~Lamica Lee

Fantastic chapter. It always takes so long for this story to update, but I don't care at all, its just such a great fanfic that the only thing that matters is that pure awesome just updated again. I'm so happy that Seph and Vincent got to finally talk it out again. Cloud and his dad too. I'm in the same boat in a way, I've talked to my real dad a few times, but I've never met him in person. The guy who I do consider my father though, has been there nearly all my life, so even though I miss the idea of knowing my real dad, it doesn't really hurt.

Stores and characters that you can relate to are fantastic. Especially if they are stories with super sexy General's in them.

I just wanted to let you know how much this story has fueled me over the years. I've read it more times than I can count, and it always makes me feel that unique brand of extreme sappiness mixed with severe depression, because shit like this just doesn't happen in real life. It's a story that I can completely forget about for a year at a time, and come back to with the same enthusiasm I had the first time I read it.

It's completely out of character, totally ridiculous, hilarious, heartbreaking, and horribly dirty all at once, and I absolutely love it. I'm always thrilled when there are chapters out that I haven't read yet (this time, there were two!) but I love going back and re-visiting the other parts. Is it ridiculous to say that a piece of cracky-fanfiction has actually made a really big impact on me? There are some issues in Blonde Ambition that have seriously made me reconsider things about my own life.

Anyway, I'm rambling and probably sounding slightly unhinged, but I just wanted to tell you how much I love this story! As long as you keep writing, I'll keep reading.

Thanks,
Miss Alise

First thing to get out of the way is, I'm actually not a fan of Final Fantasy. BUT I AM ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH THIS FIIIIIICCC!!!!!

Man, what a night of boredoom can produce! I actually clicked on the Blonde Bonus Tracks first but hell, IT'S ALL A RIOT!
I adore the way you write, your analogy is refreshingly apt (conga line of humiliation is never leaving my vocabulary again, and 'Run Bitches, Run' might have filtered through my own mind during running drills in National Service) although I still twitched a little at the wrong usage of wearily and warily...to sum it up, I laughed myself literally sick. Oh yeah, I threw up from laughing so hard.

Soooooooo, awaiting the next chapter!

I... You...hahahWOW. My love for this fic cannot be quanitfied. Do you have to like drag a wheelbarrow around with you to haul your ENORMOUS talent? I am really trying not to just blow squee all over this review right now. Because I'm at work, and you have better things to do. Just, you know, feel free to tell everyone you encounter that you have written the best thing ever. Because this? Is tru fax.

I LOVE your writing style. :O Seriously. It's fairly similar to the writings of Frank Chin -- have you ever read his stuff? Well, keep writing... I really adore your work. I wish I could write like you... >_>

I love this fic so very, very much--it's well-written, hilarious, and rather sexy--but that cast list just KILLED me!!! River Phoenix, so much yes! Steve Buscemi, OMG! And Megan Fox, so fucking true. I absolutely love your sense of humor. Keep it up!!!

I almost threw my Mac across the room when I read 'this is the chapter before the last'. But luckily I read the entire thing through before going on a rampage.I'm so happy that Seph and Vince have started to patch things up.

Do you have any idea how much this story has saved my sanity while studying for the finals at uni? Let's just say a lot.

First, I was a bit surprised of how easy it seemed for Cloud to turn his insecurities around, but then I re-read a few chapters and realized I had simply missed what was happening between the lines. Love it when that happens - I like to have to think too.

Speaking of being in and out of character, I'm so smitten with your take on the characters! Especially April Strife *grins* And seeing Sephiroth written as a human being is pure bliss, I tell you. Genesis and Rufus are hilarious, and I admit I like your OC quite a lot as well as they fit in so well and are characters less than props.

Oh, and while preferring metal, you still have an awesome taste in music.

Waiting for another instalment of goodies,
Soawen at livejournal

Pfffffffffffffttttttttt. I'm so stupid; I didn't realize you could review without an account. Now I sorta wanna go back through and re-read every chapter so I can give reviews for each of them. -happy sigh- Maybe one day. It's a great story, I'll gladly read it a million times.

Anyways! EEEEE! I'm so happy that Vinny and Seph patched things up! And sorta happy that Cloud called his dad and bitched him out, too. And, omg, so close to the end of the first part! I might cry, but I can't wait for part two. God, I love this story so much. It makes me happy and is one of the few Cloud/Seph shippers I can still read without grimacing. I love their personalities and quirks, and everything you've done with them. You're amazing. Thank you so much for writing this.