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for Final Fantasy VII: MST3K

by Kiune

person Jdee
schedule January 17, 2012 at 12:00 AM
Hey you! My friend linked me to you MSTing of my fic and ZOMG I was in hysterics the whole way through. Half of this I had forgotten I'd written being tha tI started it like nearly four years ago! I love you for this. You made my really shitty night feel just freaken awesome. I'm surprised that you though that my fic was even worth parodying <3 Seriously Cheers.
person Purgatorium
schedule January 17, 2012 at 12:00 AM
man oh man the third chapter was AWESOME! thank you for parodying my friends awesome work <3
person Selim
schedule August 5, 2011 at 12:00 AM
The only one I spotted (mostly becauz i don't know the others) was the monty python "dead parrot" joke. xD great impliment of it.
schedule August 4, 2011 at 12:00 AM
Oh my god... I was laughing SO hard through all of this, I thought I was going to DIE! The... third fic, I think it was... was like Engrish Funny got put in a blender, and then poured out in something vaguely resembling fanfic format. Seriously, AWESOME job on the MSTing, and I feel SO sorry for you, having to read all these without the benefit of the funny bits breaking it up, and THEN try to think of something to make it amusing rather than just painful.
schedule May 2, 2011 at 12:00 AM
lol, i love these MSTs. That last one was a doozy. could you do a Vincent fic next?
person Divanora
schedule March 29, 2011 at 12:00 AM
OMG, the snark and the insults. I think I might have pulled something I was laughing so hard. Totally worth it to have to read through the hideous spelling and non-existent grammar to get to the comments. Thanks for taking a cringe-worthy Mary-sue piece of drivel and turning it into something amusing!
person DarkFae
schedule November 3, 2010 at 12:00 AM
ooh! ooh! me next! me next!! i humbly request that you flame one of my stories in the worst way possible, perhaps blood dreams of jenova (because the premise is sort of ridiculous) or one of reno's drunken blunders that i've written about. if you're not interested in doing so, i request permission to make fun of myself in a similar fashion. i could not stop laughing!! kudos, kudos!

~Nev
person Naria Lacour de Fanel
schedule May 5, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I am, as always, too lazy to log in but more than willing to share my madness with you! ^_^

Oh, man! I was actually going to reread this anyway and now I get MORE! YAY!

I am verily excited! ^_^ Much is the same but what isnt the same is the best there is to reed of the not same stuff. Did you like that? lol I'm currently typing in a WordPad document so that I might catalogue my amusements as I read them! BE PREPARED!

Awesome! Thinking of Cloud hurt Tifa's "mentality"! His emo radiation is just too powerful!

I heart the mini 80's medley going on, especially the creepy stalker Vincent "I'll Be Watching You".

Hooray for schizophrenic narcissism on Cloud's part! And HOORAY for schizophrenic butt rape on Vincent's part!

Kilo is quite obsessed with asses, isn't he? There's a whole lotta stoopin' and ass fallin' going on!

So, if the box also had a leaf in there, would she sprout raccon ears and a tail then fly off? Or maybe she'll run into a mushroom man that will tell her that her princess is in another castle? XD

Oh yeah. Like a stripper would care if she was wearing sheer pants! She was apparently fine with a g-string...Oh, silly silly author!

BEAR HANDS! OH GOD!! Just like Richard the Warlock from Looking for Group! No, he's a "Bearlock"! YES! Seriousl, read that comic. It's good for your soul.

XD COCKZILLA!!! *singing to BlueOysterCult's Godzilla* Aerith finds out again and again why Seph prefers the asses of meeeeeen. Ooooooh no, there goes Gainsborough! Go go Cockzilla! Ye-e-e-e-eah! Oooooooh no! They say he's lost control! Go go Cockzilla! Yeaaaaah!

I tried that "Just spread your legs andthink of England" line on my hubby, he didn't like it. LOL

Oh noez. I r having bad idea. I want to make a Cloud plushie...tear it apart...sew it back together...and love it forever. Awwwww zombie Cloud! Much cuter and less whiny than the real thing!

Popcorn=wanking. How lovely! ^_^ I LOVE popcorn!

Great job, as always! I truly look forward to more snarky criticisms!.
person Asphyxiate.Me.Baby.
schedule May 2, 2009 at 12:00 AM
So hilarious! I love these little things. So funny. This was... so disgusting. I thought seeing Sephiroth smile was scary... hearing this was worse.

There are roaches in ShinRa manor. You have to fight them in CC when you try to find Vincent. Which is so stupid. I hate the shameless insertion of FFVII characters in that game. jdjkfsk

Hilarious, as always. You made my night!
schedule May 1, 2009 at 12:00 AM
OMFG.
I laughed so hard, I got a nosebleed, and I have tears in my eyes. OMG I love this! LOL! I'll be looking forward to more!