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schedule December 27, 2010 at 12:00 AM
This one was great. Really. I think I almost choked trying to stiffle my almost-hysterical laughter at least ten times. So much greatness, I swear I don't even know where to start: Genesis and Sephiroth were hilarious -- priceless, seriously. Zack was just being Zack and I love him that way. And Angeal did what he could... I especially loved the four of them together. x) (Might seem strange, but what really impressed me was the hints(?) about how Sephiroth took Hojo'd medical treatments. That just made the whole thing a damn lot more... authentic? *laughs*) The Tseng and Rufus scenes, on the other hand, were just plain cute, in a way. And the whole deal about Reno and cars was just so damn *Reno*, it made me giggle. Repeatedly. I love the guy. xD

So, seriously: great work.^^ Thanks für writing this and sharing it with us!

(One damn question, though: How the hell did RENO of all people end up on the straight side of this fic?! xD)
person DarkFae
schedule November 7, 2010 at 12:00 AM
so very.... vincent!!

suggestions (also actual texts i've received/sent): "that's like saying... the grass isn't green, there's a potato in my face!!/ uh... whut?"
"you are the reason i die a little inside everyday/thanks!/that wasn't a compliment, dumbass"
"my job is the reason i hate myself/your face is the reason i hate my job"
"i could comfort you, but then i realized... I DON'T CARE!"

i'm sure they were funnier to me in context than they are to everyone else, but then... you have a strange way of taking context and making it a thousand times awesomer. good luck and goddess bless!

~Nev
person DarkFae
schedule November 3, 2010 at 12:00 AM
don't ever stop putting these out! EVER!

*dies laughing*

~nev
person Ro
schedule October 31, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Every time it feels like its going to be a crappy day, you seem to update. I love all the short stories you come up with using TFLN. If its alright, I do have a request. It doesnt matter who is in it.
(Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.)
schedule October 3, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Thank you my dear!* snuggles you* You've captured so well Yazoo's soul and his passion with...himself!
Kiss-kiss
person Jamjam
schedule September 30, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I saw this on TFLN and thought of this story:

(860):

I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
person Suka
schedule September 19, 2010 at 12:00 AM
I have an interesting one for you to use, if you can manage to fit it in.

"I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea."

By the way, I really do love this fic, much needed laughter and amusement from it.

Good work. =)
schedule August 8, 2010 at 12:00 AM
My thanks to frizzycrls for telling the world my boobs are lopsided. I love her though. Lol Real story: My bra strap came undone at my school's library, with people around me. Nothing like having to cross your arms and dismiss yourself to the tolietries to correct this problem. Love that one. Tifa= Perfect. Cloud= Dork/stalkerish.
schedule August 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Prompt: "and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old."
schedule August 4, 2010 at 12:00 AM
Prompt: "I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me."