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Final Fantasy VII › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
15
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1,039
Reviews:
31
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0
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I do not own Final Fantasy VII, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Pre-Party
((This is going to be one huge, kick-ass party, with several people from different Anime, Manga and other games... I don’t own anyone! Enjoy))
“So, who are you going to ask to come to our party?” Sephiroth asked his twin sister as the two sat on their assigned seat on the bus.
“I know I want to invite Elena, Rude and Reno... Cloud...”
“Why that numb nuts?” Sephiroth said.
“Because we need some comic relief?” Beth smiled.
“Okay, who else?”
“Tifa, Cloud’s wife... Aeris and Zack, I have study hall with them... how about you?”
“Oh please, it isn’t a party without Rufus, Reeve, Scarlet... you know all those good fun Shin-Ra groupies.”
“I think everyone but Rufus would tell Mom and Dad.” Beth warned.
“If you say so... hey, how about if we invite Tidus, Wakka, Lulu, and that gang?”
“I don’t know, Auron is sort of a spoil sport.”
“Well, aren’t you inviting Vincent? Those two could get along...” Sephiroth eluded her impending attack.
“Yeah, go ahead and invite them too, but don’t forget to invite Yuna and Rikku too, it wouldn’t be a party without them.” Beth swatted at her brother again.
“Eep, well, I am inviting Maester Seymour.”
“Don’t call him Maester... it’ll give him a big head...Bad guys have names that star t with an S alright... okay, but I am inviting...” She thought for a moment.
“I am going to invite a lot of hot chicks.” Sephiroth smiled, “Those hotties in my Home Ech class...”
“Okaaay...and after you tried to kill them once.” Beth sighed.
“I’ve tried to kill them about four times...” Sephiroth corrected.
“Whatever, but whatever you do, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT invite Yuffie...”
“Well DUH!” Sephiroth said.
“We’ll have to invite Kimahri, Nanaki and a ton of chocobos...” Beth said, “I think Danielle is inviting them...”
“No, we can’t get chocobos drunk...” Sephiroth said.
“DRUNK?” Beth said.
“Yeah, Danielle is getting us a few kegs.”
“Oooooooh brother...”
“Yes?”
“Shut up. Just invite those you want to.” Beth sighed, standing up to go to her first class of the day.
***
Danielle looked around, “We may need about four kegs... seven pizzas... oh man, we are going to better stereo then that old thing...” She looked at the old record player collecting dust in the corner. “I wonder if Sephiroth has something better in his room.”
Danielle had moved some furniture around and was setting up enough seats and things for everyone.
***
“Hey Sephiroth... good morning.” Cloud said, sitting in his morning math class.
“Morning Pansy.”
“I have told you before... My name is CLOUD” Cloud laughed.
“Okay, whatever Stupid... did my sister already talk to you?”
“About the par-tay? Of course! I’m so coming...” Cloud smiled.
“Great...” Sephiroth said dryly.
“I’m bringing Tifa too.” Cloud smirked.
“...really, great...” Sephiroth hid the smile he had on his face, because he liked the... breasts on Cloud’s wife.
“Okay, we’ll see you at five thirty then.” Cloud smiled.
***
“Good Morning English Class 201.” The teacher was saying. “Please, turn to page 234...”
Beth slammed her head on the table, she hated that class so much, not just the teacher, but because of her ‘friend’ behind her, one Yuffie.
“Hey... what time is your party?” Rikku said. Rikku sat in front of Beth, and was talking to her.
“Five thirty.” Beth smiled.
“A PARTY!? How come I didn’t get invited by my best friend?” Yuffie whined.
“Two big reasons... one, you are NOT my best friend... and two, I don’t want you anywhere near me...” Beth sighed.
“So?” Yuffie shot at her.
“You are a spoilt brat, I hate you and I don’t want you near your ex husband.”
“Vincent’s going to be there?” Yuffie said.
“I thought you said two reasons...” Rikku said.
“Two big reasons, several small reasons...” Beth looked at her, “Tell Yuna she’s invited too, okay?”
Rikku nodded.
***
“A PARTY!??!” The scantily clad Mitsune Konno, (Think Love Hina people) said to Sephiroth in his Econ Class.
“Yeah, I need some good looking chicks to liven up things, so you, Mitsune and you too, Naru are invited.” Sephiroth smiled.
“Can’t wait...” Mitusune said.
“Oh, there will be plenty to drink,” Sephiroth smiled.
***
“So, you are having a party we hear...” Reno, the trumpet player behind both Beth and Sephiroth, said. He placed his arms on the back of Beth’s chair. “And we weren’t invited?”
“Give me time to at least sit down.” Beth said, turning to look at the three. “And yes, you are all invited to our party tonight.”
“Reno... don’t do anything stupid.” Elena warned.
“Ah, reminds me, it’s a kegger!” Beth smiled.
“Well be there.” Rude smiled.
***
Danielle was leading in the men who was distributing the kegs. “Come on in guys!”
After the kegs were delivered, Danielle picked up the phone to call Cid, Vincent, Nanaki and any others she could think of to join the bash.
“Cid... we are having a kegger party tonight.” Danielle smiled.
“Really? I’ll be there!”
***
“Woo-hoo!” Sephiroth jumped out of the school door, followed closely behind by Beth, and several others who were all buzzing about the party.
“Weekend bash!” Beth cried.
***
“Party! Party!” Sephiroth sang.
“Shhh!” Beth said.
“Toga! Toga!” Sephiroth said.
“It’s not going to be a Toga party, Sephiroth...” Beth warned, “It’s just going to be a get-together with a few friends.”
“A FEW?” Sephiroth said, “You know how many hotties I invited today?”
“Okay, this is going to be a big- huge-horribly fun bash.” Beth said, grinning.
“With plenty of booze.” Sephiroth added.
***
“What do you mean??? We are going to need more beer, more pizza, more tunes.” Danielle said as the twins got off the bus and they told her all of the people they had invited.
“How many did you invite?” Beth asked Danielle.
“Enough.” Danielle said, “I told Cid and Vincent of the party, as well as a few of my friends.”
“How many?” Sephiroth asked.
“Enough” Danielle smirked.
“Well, I have to go get a shower...” Beth turned to head into the house.
“Wanting to get laid tonight sis?” Sephiroth sneered.
“Don’t lie,” Danielle said.
“So do you two!” Beth shot back, stepping over Nanaki and going into the house.
Danielle shrugged, “Do you think I should have bought those condoms today?”
“When did you buy THOSE?” Sephiroth was shocked.
“I bought those today, along with some extra alcohol.” Danielle smiled.
“I hope you bought my size” Sephiroth said slyly.
Danielle smiled widely, “Sorry dear...”
Sephiroth sighed.
“They don’t have extra small.”
Sephiroth chased the woman into the house.
***
((I am ending the chapter there for one main reason. The party is going to take up about two whole chapters, but I want you to review and give me some ideas to the following questions...
1. Who all should show up? (Do NOT limit yourself here to Final Fantasy, the funkier, crazier, more bizarre the better!) I already have, as you have noticed, most of the cast of FF7 and 10, Love Hina and Cowboy Bebop (Danielle’s friends))
2. Who should Sephiroth get laid by? ((Either female or male, remember, they are drinking))
AND...
3. Give me a funny idea that should happen when everyone gets drunk. (Dancing on tables already taken)
I am going to start on the next chapter in the next 24 hours, and there will be plenty of bashing, mainly Yuffie and Cloud bashing. Review to give me insparation.))
“So, who are you going to ask to come to our party?” Sephiroth asked his twin sister as the two sat on their assigned seat on the bus.
“I know I want to invite Elena, Rude and Reno... Cloud...”
“Why that numb nuts?” Sephiroth said.
“Because we need some comic relief?” Beth smiled.
“Okay, who else?”
“Tifa, Cloud’s wife... Aeris and Zack, I have study hall with them... how about you?”
“Oh please, it isn’t a party without Rufus, Reeve, Scarlet... you know all those good fun Shin-Ra groupies.”
“I think everyone but Rufus would tell Mom and Dad.” Beth warned.
“If you say so... hey, how about if we invite Tidus, Wakka, Lulu, and that gang?”
“I don’t know, Auron is sort of a spoil sport.”
“Well, aren’t you inviting Vincent? Those two could get along...” Sephiroth eluded her impending attack.
“Yeah, go ahead and invite them too, but don’t forget to invite Yuna and Rikku too, it wouldn’t be a party without them.” Beth swatted at her brother again.
“Eep, well, I am inviting Maester Seymour.”
“Don’t call him Maester... it’ll give him a big head...Bad guys have names that star t with an S alright... okay, but I am inviting...” She thought for a moment.
“I am going to invite a lot of hot chicks.” Sephiroth smiled, “Those hotties in my Home Ech class...”
“Okaaay...and after you tried to kill them once.” Beth sighed.
“I’ve tried to kill them about four times...” Sephiroth corrected.
“Whatever, but whatever you do, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT invite Yuffie...”
“Well DUH!” Sephiroth said.
“We’ll have to invite Kimahri, Nanaki and a ton of chocobos...” Beth said, “I think Danielle is inviting them...”
“No, we can’t get chocobos drunk...” Sephiroth said.
“DRUNK?” Beth said.
“Yeah, Danielle is getting us a few kegs.”
“Oooooooh brother...”
“Yes?”
“Shut up. Just invite those you want to.” Beth sighed, standing up to go to her first class of the day.
***
Danielle looked around, “We may need about four kegs... seven pizzas... oh man, we are going to better stereo then that old thing...” She looked at the old record player collecting dust in the corner. “I wonder if Sephiroth has something better in his room.”
Danielle had moved some furniture around and was setting up enough seats and things for everyone.
***
“Hey Sephiroth... good morning.” Cloud said, sitting in his morning math class.
“Morning Pansy.”
“I have told you before... My name is CLOUD” Cloud laughed.
“Okay, whatever Stupid... did my sister already talk to you?”
“About the par-tay? Of course! I’m so coming...” Cloud smiled.
“Great...” Sephiroth said dryly.
“I’m bringing Tifa too.” Cloud smirked.
“...really, great...” Sephiroth hid the smile he had on his face, because he liked the... breasts on Cloud’s wife.
“Okay, we’ll see you at five thirty then.” Cloud smiled.
***
“Good Morning English Class 201.” The teacher was saying. “Please, turn to page 234...”
Beth slammed her head on the table, she hated that class so much, not just the teacher, but because of her ‘friend’ behind her, one Yuffie.
“Hey... what time is your party?” Rikku said. Rikku sat in front of Beth, and was talking to her.
“Five thirty.” Beth smiled.
“A PARTY!? How come I didn’t get invited by my best friend?” Yuffie whined.
“Two big reasons... one, you are NOT my best friend... and two, I don’t want you anywhere near me...” Beth sighed.
“So?” Yuffie shot at her.
“You are a spoilt brat, I hate you and I don’t want you near your ex husband.”
“Vincent’s going to be there?” Yuffie said.
“I thought you said two reasons...” Rikku said.
“Two big reasons, several small reasons...” Beth looked at her, “Tell Yuna she’s invited too, okay?”
Rikku nodded.
***
“A PARTY!??!” The scantily clad Mitsune Konno, (Think Love Hina people) said to Sephiroth in his Econ Class.
“Yeah, I need some good looking chicks to liven up things, so you, Mitsune and you too, Naru are invited.” Sephiroth smiled.
“Can’t wait...” Mitusune said.
“Oh, there will be plenty to drink,” Sephiroth smiled.
***
“So, you are having a party we hear...” Reno, the trumpet player behind both Beth and Sephiroth, said. He placed his arms on the back of Beth’s chair. “And we weren’t invited?”
“Give me time to at least sit down.” Beth said, turning to look at the three. “And yes, you are all invited to our party tonight.”
“Reno... don’t do anything stupid.” Elena warned.
“Ah, reminds me, it’s a kegger!” Beth smiled.
“Well be there.” Rude smiled.
***
Danielle was leading in the men who was distributing the kegs. “Come on in guys!”
After the kegs were delivered, Danielle picked up the phone to call Cid, Vincent, Nanaki and any others she could think of to join the bash.
“Cid... we are having a kegger party tonight.” Danielle smiled.
“Really? I’ll be there!”
***
“Woo-hoo!” Sephiroth jumped out of the school door, followed closely behind by Beth, and several others who were all buzzing about the party.
“Weekend bash!” Beth cried.
***
“Party! Party!” Sephiroth sang.
“Shhh!” Beth said.
“Toga! Toga!” Sephiroth said.
“It’s not going to be a Toga party, Sephiroth...” Beth warned, “It’s just going to be a get-together with a few friends.”
“A FEW?” Sephiroth said, “You know how many hotties I invited today?”
“Okay, this is going to be a big- huge-horribly fun bash.” Beth said, grinning.
“With plenty of booze.” Sephiroth added.
***
“What do you mean??? We are going to need more beer, more pizza, more tunes.” Danielle said as the twins got off the bus and they told her all of the people they had invited.
“How many did you invite?” Beth asked Danielle.
“Enough.” Danielle said, “I told Cid and Vincent of the party, as well as a few of my friends.”
“How many?” Sephiroth asked.
“Enough” Danielle smirked.
“Well, I have to go get a shower...” Beth turned to head into the house.
“Wanting to get laid tonight sis?” Sephiroth sneered.
“Don’t lie,” Danielle said.
“So do you two!” Beth shot back, stepping over Nanaki and going into the house.
Danielle shrugged, “Do you think I should have bought those condoms today?”
“When did you buy THOSE?” Sephiroth was shocked.
“I bought those today, along with some extra alcohol.” Danielle smiled.
“I hope you bought my size” Sephiroth said slyly.
Danielle smiled widely, “Sorry dear...”
Sephiroth sighed.
“They don’t have extra small.”
Sephiroth chased the woman into the house.
***
((I am ending the chapter there for one main reason. The party is going to take up about two whole chapters, but I want you to review and give me some ideas to the following questions...
1. Who all should show up? (Do NOT limit yourself here to Final Fantasy, the funkier, crazier, more bizarre the better!) I already have, as you have noticed, most of the cast of FF7 and 10, Love Hina and Cowboy Bebop (Danielle’s friends))
2. Who should Sephiroth get laid by? ((Either female or male, remember, they are drinking))
AND...
3. Give me a funny idea that should happen when everyone gets drunk. (Dancing on tables already taken)
I am going to start on the next chapter in the next 24 hours, and there will be plenty of bashing, mainly Yuffie and Cloud bashing. Review to give me insparation.))