Danielle Valentine, little sister to Vincent!

Chapter 10:
(Aerith is in this chapter, just for some... fun so live with it)

It had been almost three months since the group had been introduced to Danielle, and the food fight that happened because of her.

And Vincent was STILL trying to get something sticky out of the crevices of his claw hand.

As was Beth.

It was early one morning, after breakfast and Danielle was feeling mischievous. Which was normal for her. Danielle walked towards the operation room when Yuffie came running out. The first thing Yuffie did when she saw Danielle was yell. “Hush Twerp.” Danielle hissed. “Besides, I want to ask you something...”

“S...sure?” Yuffie said looking at the leather-clad woman.

“Can you steal the others materia without them knowing?”

Yuffie grinned at the words ‘steal materia’ she was intrigued. “Yes...”

“I have an idea, here’s the plan...” Danielle whispered to the teenager. (so she was a tad bored….it happens to us all!)


***


Yuffie came strolling into the operations room and walked around.

Beth and Vincent were talking quietly amongst themselves. Something about Hojo. Whatever it was, they soon started laughing loudly, must have been a good joke. Yuffie snuck over to their weapons and stole their materia out of them, then snuck to both armlets and took the materia out of them.

Cait Sith was sleeping on the corner of the control panel. Easy target. Yuffie took all of the stuffed toys materia without anyone giving a second glance. Aerith was staring at Sephiroth, who was staring right back at her.

Yuffie managed to reach in through the cage bars and take the one materia they allowed Sephiroth, and at the same time took all of Aerith’s.

Tifa was playing chess with Barret. Yuffie acted like she was interested in the game while she took every piece of materia from both players.

Cid was half asleep at the wheel. Yuffie snuck all the materia from him, almost too easily.

Nanaki was a bit more difficult to steal from, but with some persuasion, a nicely used ‘Sleepel’ materia, she was able to take all of his materia.

That left just one person to steal from. Cloud, Captain Oblivious, Stupid with a capital S. He was eating his Alpha-bits cereal and laughing as he spelled out curse words. “HEY! A-S-S!” He’d giggle like a little child. “F-U-C-K!”

“S-T-U-P-I-D” Barret sighed as Tifa put him in check-mate for the umpteenth time.

Yuffie managed to take all of his materia without any trouble, when he did glance at her, she pointed out an interesting four letter word that his alpha-bits spelled out. “Yes! D-A-M-N” Cloud ate that word too.

Yuffie walked out of the Cockpit and into Danielle, “Whatever do you want to do...” Danielle strolled into the room, just as Cloud was spelling out another word. “C-U-N-T..”

“WHAT DID HE CALL ME?” Danielle roared.

“He’s eating his Alpha-bits again Danielle, don’t let it get to you...” Vincent said.

Danielle smiled and then looked around, her eyes blazing. Sephiroth cowered in the corner of his cage.

Danielle opened her eyes wide and yelled, “HELL’S FURY!”

Everyone in the room dove for cover.

Vincent and Beth tired to hide under Vincent’s cloak. Aerith dove behind Sephiroth, who was hiding under his old Chocobo blanket. Tifa dove under the table. Barret hid behind Cid, who in turn jumped behind Barret, and the two began an interesting dance, one trying to hide behind the other.

Cloud was just ignoring the whole thing, finding a word in his cereal.

The Demons came out of the ground and looked at Danielle.

Danielle smiled, “Go ahead and beat Captain Oblivious up.” She pointed at the spiky headed jerk in the chocobo pajamas.

“D-E-M-O-N! What does that say?” Cloud said, eating the next bite.

One of the demons came over and sat beside him, “Demon” he said.

“Demon?” Cloud said, “Uh...” He looked up. “DEMON!”

“No, by all means, finish your last meal...” The goat demon laughed. The others looked at the one demon who grabbed a bowl himself.

“What in Hell’s name are you doing?” Another demon asked.

“I can’t beat the fuck out of him on an empty stomach, now can I?” The one demon asked the others, pouring a bowl of cereal.

The three remaining demons just looked questionably at each other.

“Don’t just stand there with your mouths hanging open, go beat them both then!” Danielle growled.

“But...he’s right...” One of the demons said, “None of us have had breakfast yet today.”

“That’s it, I am going to raise more Demons to kill these incompetent demons.” Danielle hissed.

The demons all walked over, shrugging her off, and went to sit down with Cloud.
Danielle sighed and looked down the hole in which she called for the other demons from, “Can anyone else from down there come up and help me?”

Several more demons came up from the hole in the floor, these weren’t just goat demons, but instead, winged bat like demons.

Danielle smiled and pointed her new demons at the others, who were playing and talking with Cloud.

“Chunky? Regular or Extra smooth?” One asked Danielle.

“How about Liquify?” Danielle asked with a malicious grin.

“Yeah. Got it.”

The new demons nodded and ran over, and in a cloud of cereal, milk and other things, screams soon were heard.

Aeirth saw her chance, and grabbed Sephiroth’s sword. She then looked at Danielle.
Danielle smiled at Aerith and nodded happily, knowing what she was going to do.

The bat demons had beaten the crap out of the other demons and were carrying them over to the hole in the floor and tossing them in.

“HEY!” Danielle said.

The eight bat demons looked up.

“Don’t forget to pummel Captain Oblivous!”

Beth, by this time, was tired of being terrified. “I am going to put a stop to this once and for all, if I silence her...”

Vincent nodded, “And I’ll Stop the demons...”

Beth started to use her Silence attack, but nothing happened.

“WHAT? Where is my materia?” Beth asked, shocked.

Vincent found his to be missing as well. “What...” He grumbled. “YUFFIE!”

About that time, Yuffie made the mistake to return to the room where Demons were just about done turning Cloud into mush. As soon as she entered, one demon looked at her then at Danielle.

“Pummel and rape then.” Danielle said, and all eight demons left Cloud, now a puddle of Cream Of Wheat, and went over to Yuffie.

Materia scattered all over. Beth shrugged, “You know, I am starting to like those demons...”

Vincent nodded.

Sephiroth was sitting down, watching the show. He looked at Danielle. Then it happened. It was just about that time that Aerith executed her revenge on Sephiroth. She jumped from the top of Sephiroth’s cage, his sword in hand. She fell down, her dress blowing out slightly in the breeze...

SLICE.

There was no blood from Sephiroth, and the sword pierced his heart and spine. He fell over, face first.

Vincent laughed as he saw that Aeirh had her revenge. Aerith stood beside Sephiroth. “I....hate...you...” Sephiroth hissed.

“Now you know how I felt...” Aerith said, picking him up and carrying him outside.

“Where is she taking him?” Danielle asked around, as the Demons were either pummeling or preparing to rape Yuffie.

“She has to finish her revenge...” Beth said, “Where did they put her body?”

Vincent’s eyes widened, “IN A LAKE?”

Beth nodded, “That’s where she is going to put him....”

“How do YOU know this?” Danielle said as the scream of Yuffie started up again as one Demon started to.... use her.

“I read the script.” Beth said, holding up the script.

“WHAT?” Danielle said.

“Nothing.” Beth said happily, hiding the script.
Danielle sighed and walked over to Cid, Barret and Tifa’s hiding spot, “I’m not after you...” She said, then pointed to the materia scattered everywhere, “Go get yours and get out of here...”

In a flash, Tifa and Barret were fully equipped with materia and were out of the room. Cid was stopped by Danielle, “Wait for me...” She hissed quietly, “In your room...”

“Yeah, Since Sephiroth is out of commision.” Beth said as Aerith came back into the room, her body soaked from placing Sephiroth in the lake.

Danielle smiled and then turned the Demons, all but one, who was still raping Yuffie, towards Beth.

Beth jumped up and let out only a squeal before the monsters caught up with her.

Vincent sighed and stood up, walking past Beth, looking as the Demons that started pounding her.

“VINCENT HELP ME!”

Vincent sighed and turned towards the stairs, to go downstairs to his and Beth’s room.

“VINCENT!”

Danielle laughed heartily at the pain that Beth was going through. The demon raping Yuffie finally joined them, seemingly more relaxed. “Hey, Nice you could join us Vladimir.” One demon said to the other.

“Dude, go fuck that! It was FUN!” Vladimir said to the other demons.

One shrugged and went over to Yuffie. Yuffie silently begged to be left alone, but to no avail. The demon lowered his tattered shorts and. “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Beth and the other demons, who were beating Beth, got a good laugh. “Dude, not that hole.” Vladimir said to the other demon.

“I prefer this hole any day.” The demon said as he thrust away.

“Just don’t do that to me, I’m married.” Beth said quietly. One demon nodded before punching her again.


Danielle quietly went to Cid’s room after giving the demons the orders to continue everything with Yuffie, and anything BUT rape on Beth. Cid was already asleep on his bed as she walked in and stripped before making her way onto his bed. He looked kinda cut with a cigarette in his mouth…still smoking even in his sleep, Danielle took it and finished it before putting it away, no need to waste perfectly good nicotine. She kissed his neck slightly, no response, she licked his neck firmly, no response, horny and impatient, she bit into his neck harshly, drawing small droplets of blood, Cid woke up with a half yelp/half moan.

“What was THAT for?!?!?”

“I want to play and you were asleep, I tried the nice way but it didn’t work.”

Cid finally noticed that Danielle was naked, “Oh…” was all he said before he pulled her onto his lap, “You know dinners in a few?”

“I know….but we have time for a quicky…and unless you want me in a bad mood again….we better get busy.”

Cid nodded before thrusting directly into her, Danielle gasped at the new angle….she REALLY liked it. She wrapped her legs around his back and began moving, lifting herself, only to let gravity pull her back down onto him. Cid began licking at her throat and nipping gently, even as the small bit of blood continued to flow down his throat and chest. Danielle licked it up in apology, and he surprisingly felt the wound heal closed. “You can heal?”

“Less talk Cid.”

“Yes ma’am!” he moved to his knees and began thrusting harder, taking them both to the edge a lot faster until she screamed and bucked up harshly, her muscles clenching tightly around him.

The demons stopped what they were doing long enough to look up and in the direction the noise had come from, and an oddly human looking demon poked its head up through the gateway. The lower demons looked at him and shuddered before he disappeared again. Beth managed to ask, “Who was that?”

“A level 10 demon.”

“How…many…levels are there?”

“666.”

“Typical…what level are you?”

“600.”

“Why doesn’t she call the higher leveled ones?”

“Do you wanna die? Besides….some of them have a….thing for her.” The demon actually blushed, “that’s why that one poked its head up here, he heard her come.”

“Oh….”

Another demon shook his head, “Back to the beating!!!!”


***


It was some time after the Demons beat the crap out of Yuffie, Cloud and Beth. The rest of the group was eating dinner.

“Danielle, where is Beth?” Vincent said as they ate some grilled HeadHunter steaks. Still with the gunshots, sword slices, and staff marks and all.

Danielle pulled out three pitchers of what seemed to be red Kool-Aid, she then looked at the different labels and handed Vincent one of them, “That’s her.”

Vincent looked at the red Kool-Aid. “Any one spare a full cure?”

No answer.

Danielle set Yuffie on the table, along with the pitcher of Cloud. “Now they can eat supper with us.” She laughed.

Aerith looked around.

Barret laughed, “Where is Sephiroth?”

As if on cue, Sephiroth walked in, drenched with water, a sword cut right in his chest. He spit up a fish, which smacked him in the head with its tail.

Everyone laughed, well everyone minus Beth, Cloud and Yuffie- the new flavors of Kool-Aid.

“That...wasn’t funny” Sephiroth said, his hair still dripping. He then saw the table. “Don’t mind if I do...”

Sephiroth grabbed a cup and before anyone could stop him, he grabbed the pitcher and poured himself a big cold glass of Cloud.

Vincent gagged.

Barret turned green.

Aerith choked.

Tifa looked away.

Danielle and Vincent roared with laughter.

“What?” Sephiroth said as he took a long drink. “Hmm... cherry.”

“No, Cloud” Vincent said, charging up his Life2 for Beth, who was still slush in the pitcher.

“What?” Sephiroth said, turning slightly green.

“That is CLOUD!” Tifa said, pointing to the cup and the pitcher.

Vincent cast Life2 on Beth, and she became solid again, only to find that humans or whatever were not suppose to fit in plastic pitchers for a reason.

Sephiroth looked at the cup and felt ill. “I just drank CLOUD?”

“Yes, I can hear your I.Q. dropping from here.” Danielle smirked.

“URK!” Sephiroth turned around and ran out of the room.

Beth was still crammed in the pitcher. “Help...”

Vincent sighed and picked up the container and turned it upside down. Gravity did what it is known to do and Beth soon fell to the floor in a crumpled heap.

“Nice to have you back Beth...” Danielle smiled.

“Yes... thank you.”


***


Time dragged on, and it was almost a week later.

Tifa came running into the Cockpit, only to knock over two pitchers of Yuffie and Cloud, spilling them all over.

“AH!” Tifa yelled. “Why haven’t we brought them back yet?”

“Well, because now they are all over your shirt...” Cid laughed, lighting up a cig.

“I didn’t know we were having a wet T-Shirt contest...” Danielle said, “Or I might have actually worn white.”

Sephiroth didn’t speak, he was still sick from drinking Cloud.

Tifa sighed and used Life2 on both Cloud and Yuffie.

Yuffie and Cloud came back to life, but not as themselves.

Clouffy, as s/he was soon to be called, had Yuffie’s hair, Cloud’s face, one each of Yuffie’s eyes and Cloud’s eyes, Cloud’s nose and then Yuffie’s arm and one leg. The rest of that was Cloud.

Yuud, as they called ‘her’ was everything else. Cloud’s hair, Yuffie’s face, opposite eyes, one each of Cloud’s eyes, and one arm and leg. Yuffie’s nose and body rounded out the mix.

“AHHHHHHH!” Cloud’s voice came out of Clouffy, and ‘he’ looked around, “Where is my dick?”

Aeirth came screaming out of the bathroom, where Sephiroth just went to relieve himself. Aerith held a roll of toleit paper, holding a shit covered Cloud-dick. “A little help?” Clouffy sighed.

Vincent stood up and cast FULLCURE on both of the weird looking people.
Clouffy and Yuud became Cloud and Yuffie yet again.

Yuffie and Cloud both took one look at Danielle and turned to run, but they both turned into each other and ended up knocking each other out cold.

Tifa stepped over them, “Are we going to do anything interesting in this chapter or are you just going to fuck off?”

Beth thought for a while before pulling out her script, “I don’t know, I think I am just going to fart around and not do anything important for this entire chapter.”

“Oooooooooooooooooooooooh brother.” Danielle sighed.

“Yes?” Vincent said.

Danielle shot Vincent a glare, “Not you!”

Vincent snapped his fingers, “Darn... thought you wanted a tender sister-brotherly love type moment.”

Danielle smiled, “Nah, we’re bitter rivals anyways.”

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!” Beth screamed loudly.

“What can I do for you Charlie Brown?” Danielle said.

“Some Out of Character... I was playing Final Fantasy VII AND IT FUCKING FROZE!” Beth sobbed into Vincent’s cape.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kay...” Danielle said making a sign that said ‘crazy.’ Vincent nodded, then patted Beth on the head.

“Hey, guys, could we go to Icicle Inn? I kinda feel like Snowboarding again...” Cloud said.

“Why did he get to be the leader Vincent? Why weren’t YOU the leader?” Danielle smiled.

“Trust me, I’ve tired it, and it isn’t as easy as it appears.” Cid said. “I forgot who had what materia and all.”

“That’s because cigarette smoke kills valuable brain cells...” Yuffie said, before looking at Danielle, who had picked that time to light up.

“What’d you say?” Danielle said.

Yuffie took off running for her life.

Danielle let her go, and oddly, just sat and smoked.

“Danielle, it isn’t like you to ignore Yuffie.” Vincent said.

“Eh.” Danielle shrugged, “I’ll get her when she least expects it.”

“Now THAT’S the Danielle I know...” Vincent smirked.

“Damn straight...” Danielle laughed then thought for a moment, “I mean...bi.”

“WHAT?” Cid said.

“I’m bisexual, so what? I’ll stick it up your ass.” Danielle said, reaching for her alcoholic beverage.

“Damn, I think I died and went to heaven...” Cid said, holding a hand over his heart.

“Wait... does that mean that you like a female on the Airship? I know that you get whatever you want...” Vincent said, standing up.

“Who? Me???” Danielle smirked.

“Yes, who do you like?” Vincent scowled.

“You, brother, are treading on thin ice...” Her eyes flashed red. “But....”

Cid was all ears.

“I like your wife.”

Cue Anime fall.

Beth’s eyes widened, “If you like me, why did you make me resemble Kool-Aid earlier today?”

“That was yesterday,” Danielle said, “Besides, I have to keep in mind that you are my brother’s wife, so I figured if I kept hurting you...”

Beth walked closer to Danielle. “Yeah...right.”

Danielle actually flushed pink as Beth came almost face to face with her, teasing her. “So you hurt me so I’d stay away from you....” Her metal and flesh hand wrapped around Danielle’s waist.

Cid stood in the corner, secretly wishing that Danielle would kiss Beth. He didn’t care what happened to him, he wanted to see Vincent’s sister kiss Vincent’s wife. THAT would be hot.

Vincent, on the other hand, found it disturbing that his wife was so close to his sister. It looked like they were about to...

Beth leaned in and kissed Danielle softly on the lips. Danielle’s eyes widened and almost passed out.

Beth pulled away from the tender little kiss, a kiss that almost resembled a kiss a mother would give a sick child.

Vincent broke in, “WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?”

Beth raised and eyebrow at this. “Whatever do you mean dear?” She had a mysterious, trouble-causing look in her eyes.

Danielle smiled, and then noticed that the two of them were still embraced.

Vincent was irritated, “Tell me what made you kiss her!”

Beth sighed, “Can a girl be bisexual and married?”

Vincent’s blood colored eyes flashed darker, “WHAT?”

“I am married to you, just...I like women as well...” Beth smiled.

Vincent hit his limit break and Chaos soon broke from his skin, ripping his back.

Chaos stood there and Beth released Danielle. “Let me handle this squabble...” Beth looked at Danielle, her own eyes flashing bright. “My husband is about to sleep on the sofa tonight...”

Beth roared and transformed into Panthera and stood there, looking at Chaos.

Cloud dove for the safety of anything to hide behind. Tifa, Barret and Yuffie are elsewhere in the Airship. Cid dove behind the instrument panel, and reached for Danielle.

Danielle felt Cid’s hand wrapped around her ankle and pull her behind the instrument panel.

“It’s Showtime...” Danielle whispered to Cid. Cid nodded.


***


Panthera snarled loudly, standing up and flapping her wings.

Chaos returned the roar and snarled just as loud.

Danielle smirked, “Wow, I like those wings, Cid, how come YOU don’t have wings? Sephiroth has wings...”

“Correction, Sephiroth has ONE wing.” Cid said, watching the ‘loving married couple’ settle their disagreement.

Chaos hit Panthera with Stan Slam, hitting her with several large skulls.

Panthera roared and hit him with Tsunami of Hatred, and therefore, almost drowning Cid and Danielle with the bloody wave.

Danielle made light of the attack as it barely missed them, “I didn’t know that dead women still had the rag...”

Cid chuckled, then jumped out of the way of a Chaos Saber.

Panthera’s left wing was hit and torn to shreds, and she retaliated with her “Death becomes her” attack where she hit Chaos with a flash of light, knocking off his hitpoints.

“Ric-um-Rac-um-Roc-em-Rake! Stick that sword into that snake!” Danielle appeared in a solid black cheerleader uniform, jumping up and down.

Cid looked up her skirt.

“Rah Rah, Shish-boom-bah! Kill the Chaos Kill him all!” Danielle shook two heads as pom-poms.

“What? And whose heads are those?” Cid asked.

“Just a rhythm, and these are just... Cloud’s and Yuffie’s head... that’s all.” Danielle smiled.

“Oh, that’s all," then.... "THAT’S ALL????” Cid yelled.

Panthera roared and hit Chaos one last time, another flash of light. Chaos let out a small grumble and fell to the ground.

Panthera turned quickly back into Beth and ran to Vincent as soon as he turned back from Chaos. Beth grabbed her materia and used a Full-Cure on him.

Vincent looked at her, “First you try to kill me, then you Cure me?”

“I love you... Vincent, I am married to you... I only want to see you see things my way, not die.” Beth said.

“Fine, fine, I see it your way...” Vincent said, standing up.

Beth turned around and saw Danielle standing there in a gothic cheerleader sort of get-up. She smiled, “Hellllllllllo...”

Danielle looked down and grumbled. She used her wings to cover up her body, “I like you wings Beth...”

“You mean Panthera?” Beth said, dusting off her trench coat.

“Yeah, and I like Chaos’ wings as well...” Danielle said, “Almost made me jealous big little brother.”

Vincent grumbled, “I am going to go get something to eat, so...” he turned around and left.

Cid looked at the two women standing in front of him, “Could you two... get to know each other more... intimately... perhaps with my own help?”

Vincent peaked his head into the doorway and bellowed, “CID HIGHWIND! You will NOT sleep with my wife and my sister!”

Cid laughed, and Danielle looked at Vincent, “Nah, just your sister...”

Vincent stormed off in a huff. Danielle looked at Beth.

Beth smiled, “Like he can control me... Chaos is even weaker than Panthera... and I have him wrapped around my little finger of my gauntlet” She chuckled at the joke that only she must have gotten.

Danielle secretly wondered if she could possibly get Beth into the sack, and how her gauntlet must feel during sex. Her mind was wondering by the time she realized that she was now alone in the Cockpit, the others must have gone for food.

“HEY! WAIT FOR MEEEEE!” Danielle said, still wearing her gothic cheerleader outfit as she ran for the dinning room, where food could be smelled. (wow Danielle not in leather? That’s new!)

She left the heads on the instrument panel. Cloud looked at Yuffie.

“Some days it doesn’t pay at all to get out of bed.” Cloud said.

“Tell me about it.” Yuffie’s head said.

“I-aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee ain’t got noooooooooooooo bo–ooooooooooooody!” Cloud began to sing.

Yuffie’s head rolled itself towards the door.