MORE Final Fantasy Seven: Texts from Last Night
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Final Fantasy VII › AU - Alternate Universe
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
19
Views:
1,105
Reviews:
7
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0
Currently Reading:
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Introductions
(Texts from Last Night)
Rating: T
BETA: Ziggy Pasta…
Cue: "Would it be inappropriate to describe you …"
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Characters: Shin-Ra executive and Turks
POV: Tseng.
Tseng still did not like that he was the one that was introducing the new recruit to the Shin-Ra executives and the other members of the Turks. Reno had cleaned up reasonably well, but he still looked rumpled and his red hair was way too unruly for his liking. He smelled of cheap cigarettes and bad cologne that was failing to cover up the smell.
Reno was chewing some gum and snapping it as he walked. Tseng had to refrain himself from smacking the back of the man's head to get him to spit it out. The day had been going reasonably well as he introduced Reno to the fellow Turk members and he seemed to get along with them well enough for the first go around. He didn't see any immediate conflicts there.
He was more worried about the executive introductions. Reeve was in his office and thankfully he didn't have any of his toys around him today, so that went smoothly. Reeve even seemed to like Reno. He introduced him to Heidegger, Palmer and a few others that he would be guarding as time went on. Tseng was starting to relax and think that Veld had made the right decision about Reno after all.
He did seem quite adaptable after all and even his accent seemed to shift with whom he was talking to.
"And this is Scarlet, head of the Weapons Development Department," Tseng said as he introduced the blond executive.
She looked down her nose at them, as she usually did. The woman did truly believe that machines were the best way to go when it came to dealing with warfare and he had heard the rumours that she preferred them in every which way, but he wouldn't say that out loud to anyone.
Unfortunately, Reno was looking at her ample cleavage instead of her eyes.
"Up here," she said and pressed a finger under his chin to lift his eyes up to meet hers. She didn't seem offended yet and had a smile on her face. "What's your name again? Reno?"
"Yep," Reno said and gave a crooked grin.
"I believe I would describe you as an uncouth street rat, and you smell like one too," she said in a sickly sweet voice that made Tseng stand straight and desperately find a way to recover the situation without any further damage.
Reno continued to smile. "Well, that's one way to describe me," Reno said and Tseng saw his aqua eyes go back down to her boobs. "Would it be inappropriate to describe ya with the phrase, 'bigass titties'?"
Tseng instinctively took a step back to get out of her range. He knew how quick she was to slap. The sound echoed through the halls. She was known to slap hard and from the imprint and smile that Reno wore on his face, he was certain that this was not the first or the last time he had this happen to him.
"Take this uncouth moron out of my sight!" She snarled and turned on her impossibly high heel and left the room.
Tseng sighed and rubbed his forehead. "I would refrain from saying such comments."
"Yo, was I wrong or somethin'?" Reno rubbed his cheek as he watched her storm off.
Tseng decided that there was not going to be any more introductions for the day.
"Would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?" Full inspirational text from the TFLN website