The Hojo's

Alright, a few notes before I begin this lovely party.

One, to Almost Thrusday, if he happens to be reading this. Thank you for reviewing, first of all, but please do not be so mean. I am sure that you ARE NOT my type. So I am done yelling at you.

Second of all, this party is dedicated to the Flame that has melted the Ice, and before that heated the Wind, they know who they are. Flame, this party is mainly for you! Enjoy, and I’m sorry it took so long. Don’t kill me!!!!!!

Third, this story is a gift-fiction for a friend, and as long as she wants more, she gets more, I am not risking suffering the wrath of her!

Now, onward.))


Sephiroth appeared walking out of his room at a quarter until five, “The fun has arrived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!” He yelled.

“Sephiroth, what are you wearing!?” Beth said.

“My party outfit!” Sephiroth said.

“Sephiroth, don’t you need more... cloth to wear to a party?” Danielle laughed, she was setting up the bowls of hard liquor on a card table.

Sephiroth looked at his outfit, a jock strap, a scarf and a pair of tennis shoes. “Uh...”

“Yeah, someone might mistake that for a smoky link!” Beth laughed evilly.

“Shut up! How would YOU know how big one’s suppose to be!” Sephiroth’s jock strap suddenly fell around his ankles, causing the two women to erupt in giggles.

“I thought you were joking Beth!” Danielle roared with laughter.

“I told you he looked like a cold infant... I saw him in the shower last month...” Beth looked at the stare she was receiving from Danielle, “ACCIDENTALLY!”

“Yeah, sure, uh-huh...” Danielle said.

Sephiroth bolted to his room, “It’s genetic! Really it is!” He yelled.

Danielle fell onto the floor with laughter, “I’ve seen your father... and no, it’s not genetic.”

Beth gave Danielle a funny look, “YOU saw my dad... naked?”

“Long story... your mom was showing me honeymoon photos and he was naked in one...” Danielle and Beth shared a shudder.

Beth turned to the kitchen, “I have to go get the luge out of the freezer...”

“The WHAT?” Danielle followed her.

The doorbell rang, “PIZZA’S HERE!” Sephiroth bolted down the stairs, now fully dressed in his all black outfit.

He nearly bowled over the poor pizza boy that held the stacks of pizza.

Sephiroth took the food to the kitchen, and set it on the counter.

“Don’t forget to pay for the pizza...” Danielle said.

“Awwwwwwwww, can’t I just chop the guys head off instead?” Sephiroth said, reaching for his sword.

Danielle turned around and yelled, “FREEZE!”

Sephiroth was hit with Ice 3, and suddenly found himself not being able to move. He looked down to see his entire lower body incased in a block of ice. “DAMN IT!”

Beth stood up, “I’ll go pay the poor boy...”

Danielle smiled, laughing at Sephiroth, then turned to walk to the living room.

“HEY! YOU GUYS CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!”

Danielle turned around and looked at Sephiroth, “Now, now, we aren’t going to leave you out of the party... we need some ice to keep the drinks cold... YOU are going to be the luge for the drinking games.”

Sephiroth shook his head, “Damn it...”

Danielle walked to him and grabbed his materia bangle from his arm, “And no fair using Fire to free yourself.”

***

The doorbell rang just as Danielle was dragging Sephiroth, still incased in ice from the waist down, into the living room.

Beth opened the door and smiled, “HEY! Hello Mitsune! How are you? And you brought Naru too!”

Mitsune looked at Beth, “And you are?”

Beth smiled, “I’m Beth, Sephiroth’s twin sister! Nice to meet you...”

Sephiroth craned his head to look at the other women, “Hey girls! Hope you are ready to drink!”

“What’s wrong with Sephiroth?” Mitsune asked, looking at the half frozen man.

“I’m a little tied up right now.” Sephiroth said.

“We have to drink him out!” Beth laughed, “It’s a game...”

“Drinking games!” Naru smiled.

“Yes, and I have a special place for you to drink from...” Sephiroth said, smiling slyly.

Naru smacked him as she walked into the room.

Sephiroth rubbed his face, “OUCH! That hurt.”

Beth laughed and then looked through the open door, as four more people walked through the door. “Hey Reno... Rude... Elena.”

Reno nodded in a huff and headed straight for the booze.

Elena smiled, “We took the liberty of inviting a few more guests to your little get together.”

Beth sighed slightly, “And who, might I ask, is coming?”

Rude was over at the first keg with Reno, and finally Rude said something, “Tseng, Rufus, Palmer, Reeve...”

Sephiroth groaned, “Not Rufus, he’s always a spoil sport.”

Danielle smiled, “The vice president? At our party???”

Beth shut the door, right as Yuffie was walking up towards the door. The force of the shutting door knocked Yuffie back about twenty feet.

“Danielle... tell me that you have more than just these...” Reno said, drinking.

“Pardon?” Danielle said, chisel in hand, ready to chip away the ice and free Sephiroth.

“I mean, kegs, tell me you have more then just these...” Reno patted a now almost empty keg.

“THERE ARE TEN THERE!” Beth screamed.

“I know, that’s good and all for us, but what will everyone else drink?” Reno smiled.

“Danielle... please, be careful with that... please, around my ‘little’ Sephiroth.” Sephiroth winced.

“And may I emphasize the word ‘LITTLE’” Beth smirked.

“Wait until I am freed, I am going to hurt you.” Sephiroth said, trying to pull from the ice as Danielle chiseled away.

The doorbell rang, and Beth bounced over to open the door, and opened it, “WEL...” Beth stared there, and there was Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris, Zack and... Yuffie.

“Come.” Danielle finished the word for her before she too realized who it was.

“Come in...” Beth said, standing to the side of the door, then she stopped Yuffie, “All except you...”

“ME?” Yuffie said, “Why?”

“I can think of several reasons.” Beth said, starting to shut the door again.

Yuffie stopped the door and forced her way in.

“Er.... Yuffie, you don’t want to be here... Vincent...” Beth tried to get the younger out of the house.

“I don’t care, it’s a party.” Yuffie said, “HEY! REEEEEENO!” The young ninja bounced over to the keg.

“Don’t worry Beth, she’ll get so plastered that we can throw her out in the front yard in about ten minutes.” Danielle patted Beth on the shoulder, as Beth headed for the door, as the doorbell rang again.

Shera. Beth smirked at Danielle as Shera walked in, “What... were you saying?”

Danielle hissed, “Shut it.”

Soon, Vincent and Cid arrived at their party. Danielle opened the door for them, as Beth was TRYING to socialize with Reno, Sephiroth was chatting with the sexy girls that he had invited.

“Vincent! Hello, how are you? Cid...good to see you.” Danielle hugged Vincent and kissed Cid.

“Ugh, don’t tell me that Shera is here...” Cid said.

“Okay, I won’t” Vincent sighed, “And I see Yuffie too...”

Danielle smiled, “They sort of invited themselves.”

“I see.” Cid said, walking into the house.

Just as Danielle was about to close the door, Jing, the ‘King of Bandits’ and his bird, Kir, walked up.

“Okay, who invited the clown and his animal act?” Danielle yelled.

Beth gasped and ran up to Jing, “Danielle, this is Jing, and this is Kir.”

Kir, the pesky crow, grabbed Danielle’s hand and kissed it sweetly. “Nice to meet you, my lovely lady...”

Danielle growled and turned away, “I’m just going to get a drink...”

It was about that time that Kir saw the ‘Love Hina’ ladies, and he flew over to them.

Jing sighed and looked at Beth, then walked to get some strong drink.

Beth watched as a black sports car pulled up in front of the now crowded house. She smiled to see Tseng, Reeve, Rufus and Palmer walked towards the house. Okay, she didn’t smile when she saw Palmer, but the others... yes.

They exchanged their pleasantries before going to the food and drink. Beth decided that she must be on door-duty, because everyone else was talking, drinking and eating.

Soon, Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione came into the house, followed by Snape, Lupin, Sirius and Dumbledore.

Danielle sighed, “Who invited the mood killer?”

“Who?” Draco said, pointing to Ron, “Him?”

Danielle shook her head and walked over to him, “No, Dumbly-dore.”

Dumbledore grumbled, “I’m just here for the booze, Danielle.”

***

Soon, everyone had arrived at the party, and had mingled and talked.

Sephiroth stood up, “Who wants to play a game?”

Reno, now dead drunk, shouted, “NAKED TWISTER!”

Beth, who had spent more of the night talking to Jing, Vincent and Rude, shook her head and looked at Rude, “Is he always like that?”

Rude nodded, “Yeah... just ignore him.”

Naru, Reno, and Yuffie were enjoying drinking games, while Danielle set up the twister game. Music, loud and obnoxious of course, blasted through the mingling party guests.

Jing was getting drunker and drunker. Kir, his crow, was still trying to impress the women over in the corner. Danielle was talking with Snape, Dumbledore, Sirius and Draco, while sitting on Cid’s lap. Cloud was almost to the point of passing out from booze. Sephiroth watched the blonde, ready to pull some prank as soon as he passed out.

It took another drink before Cloud did indeed pass out, right on top of the buffet.

Reno stumbled over to Cloud and stared at him, then he stumbled back to his area, while mumbling drunkenly, “Lightweight...”

Jing watched Sephiroth going into the kitchen. “Who’s the pretty girl?”

Rude chuckled. Vincent smirked.

Beth laughed, knowing damn well who he meant.

Sephiroth soon returned to the party with super glue and feathers.

“What are you going to...” Danielle whispered, looking at Sephiroth, who gave them a shush.

Everyone in the party grew quiet and watched Sephiroth.

First, he glued Cloud’s member to his hand, and that to his stomach.

“Isn’t that Dad’s special glue?” Beth said, trying not to laugh.

“Yes...” Sephiroth said, as he started gluing feathers all over Cloud.

Kir hadn’t been paying attention to what had been going on, and suddenly saw the most beautiful female bird he had seen in his life... Cloud.

“YEOWZA!” Kir said, laughing.

Cloud came out of his drug induced haze being kissed and caressed by a bird. Cloud gave a screech and tried to move, only to scream in pain and flail his elbows.

“I like! I like! Look, she’s doing the mating dance!” Kir said, his heart beating rapidly in his chest.

“Sephiroth, that was not nice.” Danielle said, laughing, “THAT WAS FUNNY!”

Kir was trying his hardest to drag Cloud to a hidden back room to ravish and have his way with the ‘female bird’.

Tifa noticed what was going on and yelled, “Who’s the crazy looking chocobo?”

That caused everyone to laugh harder.

“Oh brother... can this party get any better?” Danielle said.

((I am working on it as we speak, so don’t worry, the party isn’t over, but I want your opinion, should Mommy Lucrecia and Daddy Eugene come home early? Or should there be some seriously fucked up game, and what?

Let me know))