The Hojo's

((Flame, don’t tell Wind, please, please, PLEASE???? I’m typing, I’m typing!))


“Oh brother, can this party get any better?” Danielle said, laughing.

“I think it can...” Cid said, “Jing is now drunk and hitting on Sephiroth.

Sephiroth himself was so plastered that he couldn’t see the fact that Jing was a guy.

“Well...” Jing slurred drunkenly, “Who’s this pretty purdy prudy... girl?”

Sephiroth smiled, “My name is Sephir...Sephir...”

“Sephi... her name is Sephie.” Beth said, smiling.

“She’s prudy.” Jing said, draping his arm over Sephiroth.

Reno had set up the twister board.

“OKAY! Let’s play a game!” Danielle said, “Strip-Twister...”

Reno smiled widely, “I know how to play that one...”

Jing had taken Sephiroth over to a chair, and both men were so drunk that neither of them noticed that the other was male.

“How do you play stip-twister Reno?” Dumbledore asked.

“Dumbly-dore, you are not playing a strip game.” Draco said, gagging.

“Okay, either me or Snape.” Dumbledore said, he was already pretty drunk, but at least coherent.

“Neither sound promising.” Harry told Draco, Draco just nodded.

“Dumbledore, every time you fall over, you have to remove an article of clothing.” Reno said, “We can play with groups since there are too many to play just one at a time.”

Danielle was ahead of him, scribbling everyone’s names down on a slip of paper, “Okay, the deal is... Dumbledore is in charge of the spinner, because, no offense Dumbly, nobody wants to see THAT!”

“None taken... just hand me a beer, Mr. Malfoy.” Drumbledore said.

“And Cloud and Jing look like they are busy with Kir and Sephiroth, so they aren’t playing....” Beth added, looking over at Jing, who was attempting to molest Sephiroth.

“Now... I will draw groups of four for the naked Twister! First group...” Danielle said, reaching in and grabbing four papers. “Vincent.......”

Vincent sighed and hung his head.

“Reno...”

Reno jumped up and down and hollered, “YAHOO!”

“Tseng...”

Tseng turned around, “WHAT???”

“And...” Danielle started laughing, “Beth.”

“Danielle, you did that on purpose... you rigged it.”

“No, It’s the way that the ball bounces...” Danielle said, “Group two is... Draco.”

Draco looked worried.

“Hermione...”

Hermione turned a bright shade of red.

“Tifa.”

Tifa looked at Draco, who was now thanking any Gods that would listen.

“And... ...”

Beth looked at Danielle, “AND?”

“And... Barret.”

Everyone laughed.

“Third group...” Danielle said, drawing even more names from the hat, “Naru...”

Naru sighed.

“Danielle...me...” She smiled. “Aeris.”

Aeris, hearing her name, looked around, “What the?”

“Yuffie...”

Yuffie stuck her tongue out at the others.

“And...” Danielle said, “Harry.”

Harry did a happy dance.

Draco looked at Harry, “Did you pay her off for her to do that? Look at those chicks!”

“Shut up, it cost me galleons.” Harry spat.

“Gil, the form of currency here is Gil.” Vincent corrected.

“Shut it dead guy.” Draco spat.

“Get it right, reanimated.” Vincent said.

“Okay, group one’s turn is now... let’s play some strip-twister!” Danielle said, “Vincent, Tseng, Reno and Beth...”

The four of them stood around the twister board. Beth was already a good shade of red, thinking about the incoming humiliation.

“Dumbly-dore, the first color please?” Danielle said.

Dumbledore spun the little thing that shown both feet and hands and colors. “Right foot... blue.”

Everyone scrambled for a color, Reno stomped on Tseng’s foot with his own.

Tseng howled.

Vincent laughed and put his foot on a blue circle as far away from Reno and Tseng as possible, he knew that Reno would try to do something to make sure that everyone ended up naked.

Dumbledore spun the thing again and called out, “Left foot yellow.”

Beth reached her foot out to the yellow circle, Vincent still kept off to the side.

Reno reached his foot around Tseng and tripped him.

Tseng fell down, he immediately jumped up and glared at Reno.

“No, no killing him Tseng.” Danielle said, “Off with your shirt.”

Tseng sighed and shrugged out of his suit jacket. He then put his feet back on the appropriate colors.

“Left hand red.”

Beth bent over to put her hand on the red circle. Reno saw his chance to get her to loose an article. He reached his hand out and ‘accidently’ groped her.

Beth screeched and smacked at Reno, but it was no good, she fell over, almost landing on Vincent.

Vincent laughed, “He’s a stinker...”

“Oh, I’ll get him back.” Beth said, removing her top shirt, she had another under it.

“HEY! No FAIR! She was prepared for this game!” Reno said.

Beth leaned down and put her hand and feet on the colors. “Uh, I always wear two shirts...”

“Then she has an advantage over us guys!” Reno said, pushing Beth onto Vincent, sending both of them falling to the floor.

“That didn’t count.” Danielle said, “Reno took his hand off of red.”

“Yes it did!” Reno said, quickly moving his hand back to the red circle. “It did!”

“Did not.” Draco said, “You two don’t have to strip.”

Vincent and Beth nodded, Beth happy for the fact that she didn’t have to be nearly topless... yet.

“Right hand green.”

Tseng reached between Reno’s legs to get to the green circle. Reno laughed, “Trying to hit on me boss?”

Tseng turned bright red.

Vincent wrapped one hand around Beth, so it looked as if the two were doing something... intimate.

“Hey!” Reno said, “No doggie style... yet.”

Beth’s head was close to Reno and she bit whatever she happened to be closer to.

“EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHH!” Reno screamed, falling over. Down with him came Tseng.

“Both of you have to remove an article!” Danielle said.

Reno and Tseng both removed their shirts, leaving both men topless.

Yuffie smiled, “Woo-hoo... nakie!”

Reno set his hands down where they were suppose to go, along with his feet. Tseng followed suit.

“Left foot red!”

All four of the people scurried for the remaining red dots.

“MINE!” Beth shoved her body against Reno. Reno grabbed onto Tseng. Tseng went over, Reno went with him, and Beth, who was entertwined with Vincent, went with him.

“Dog PILE!” Yuffie cried, running over and jumping on the downed players.

Tseng mumbled something.

“What did he say?” Danielle said.

Tseng tossed all three of the others off of him, “I said, I don’t want to play anymore... Let the next group get naked. I’m leaving.” Tseng grabbed his shirt and jacket, and Rufus and left.

“Party Pooper.” Reno said. “I can still get naked without a game...” Reno started to remove his boxers.

“STOP IT!” Rude grabbed around Reno’s neck and held him up, “Clothes...stay on...”

Danielle smiled, “Rude...baldly-kins?”

Rude turned bright red, “Yes Danielle?”

“Do you want to play with me?” Danielle asked, “With Cid and... Draco?”

Rude nodded, “I take it there are no more groups?”

“Nah, Naru passed out, and Harry is nearly there...” Draco said, “so join us!”

Dumbledore watched as the three men and one female got into the position on the Twister board.

Dumbledore spun the dial, “Right foot yellow.”

Danielle had to nearly do the splits to get her right foot on yellow, being on the wrong side of the board. Rude placed his foot on yellow, as did Draco and Cid.

“Cid, put out that cigarette before you set fire to the Twister mat.” Danielle said.

“Left hand red.”

Danielle leaned over to touch the red dot, subsequently putting her cleavage right in Cid’s face.

Cid smiled, and in doing so, dropped hot ash down the front of Danielle’s shirt.

Danielle shot up and did a dance before she fell over.

“Shirt off!” Beth said, glancing over at Jing, who had a half-dead Sephiroth sitting on his lap and was kissing him. Beth then glanced over at Kir and Cloud... in which Cloud was... Beth quickly turned around and saw Danielle gladly removing her shirt.

“THAT FUCKING BURNT!” Danielle said, bending over to put her hand and foot on the colors.

“Sorry...” Cid said, lighting up another smoke.

“Left foot blue.”

Everyone set their feet on the right color.

“Left hand green.... right foot red... left hand yellow....”

Dumbledore slowly said each color, giving the people enough time to place the said body part on the said color.

“Right foot green.”

Danielle was bent and twisted around each of the guys, and Cid was behind her, Draco under her and Rude in front of her.

“Is it just me, or are we watching a hard core triple penetration movie?” Beth laughed.

“Well, I am watching a double yaoi movie.” Reno said, his eye twitching as he looked at Kir, now giving it to Cloud up the poo-shoot, and Sephiroth and Jing making out, now all but naked and fucking.

Beth turned Reno’s head to the shot of what looked like Danielle with three guys.

Reno yelled “GROSS!”

The talking got Danielle to laughing hard, so hard that she fell over, bringing Rude, Cid and Draco down with her. Her giggle was infectious, and soon, everyone was laughing.

Danielle stood up and pushed her way out of the males that were laying on her. “That was fun.”

Beth had finished off a bottle of Vodka, and was currently making out with Vincent in a corner.

Danielle was talking with several of the guests, Sephiroth had been drug off by Jing to his room.

Cloud had woke up and ran screaming from the room, tripping out the front door because his pants were around his ankles.

“I think that I should go home,” Tifa said, grabbing her coat. “Thanks for the party.”

Danielle nodded as Yuffie, uninjured, left with Shera.

Soon, after a few more minutes of friendly chit chatting, most of the guests had left.

Elena had to drag Reno out of the party by his hair. Okay, she didn’t have to, she did it anyways.

Harry and Draco were taken out in a binding curse by Snape and Dumbledore, after they fought over the last beer.

Danielle looked around, “hmm... I take it Jing is still upstairs?”

Kir was asleep on the kitchen table, in a mess of trash.

Beth nodded, “With Sephiroth, yes... and I take it Vincent and Cid are staying?”

“As long as you start cleaning first thing tomorrow morning...” Danielle said, as Cid gave her a look.

“Waaaaaait, where are YOU going? That’s MY room...” Beth said, getting off of Vincent’s lap. Vincent crossed his legs inconspicuously, or so he thought.

Danielle nodded, “I’m going to your parents room.”

“Gross.” Beth said, making a face.

“Hey, I’ll wash the sheets tomorrow.” Danielle said, laughing as she walked off towards her room.

Beth nodded after her and Cid, then looked at Vincent.

***

“Ah... my head...” Sephiroth said, holding his head early the next morning. “How much did I drink last night...” Sephiroth looked beside him, and saw a mess of purple hair. “Hmm... whatever I did, I got laid...” Sephiroth wrapped his hand around the blanket that hid the woman’s face from his view.

Danielle was in the kitchen making breakfast, she had a good night with Cid. Cid walked into the kitchen, wearing just his boxers.

Danielle smiled as Cid came over and kissed her good morning.

Beth and Vincent were in their room, just waking up when they heard Sephiroth’s blood curdling scream.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

Danielle looked up the stairs, “I take it Sephiroth found out that his bed-mate is a male.”

Cid chuckled and lit up a smoke, “Hmm... I think so too”

Sephiroth looked at the male that shared his bed, who had just realized himself that the other was the same gender.

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

***

Danielle looked at Cid, “Sounds like Jing’s hangover just got worse...”

Beth walked down the stairs, after hearing the yells, which were still continuing. She was laughing.

“Good morning.” Danielle said, “I’m making breakfast, then we are cleaning.”

Beth nodded, “Vincent should be right down, he’s in the restroom.”

Sephiroth bowled Vincent down, who was walking down the hallway, screaming.

“Good morning,” Danielle smiled, “Hungry?”

***

((that marks the end of the party, now comes the clean up, and what will Jing say when HE comes downstairs.))