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Final Fantasy VII › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Final Fantasy VII › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
61
Views:
1,277
Reviews:
45
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
1
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Don't own anything in the FF7 universe, just using for my own amusement and hopefully yours as well. I do not make any profit from publishing this story... enjoy
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TEASE
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Warning:
A Zack and Cloud and possibly others (not telling yet ) fic… yaoi…
…possibly others….
Authors Note:
I plan on having a lot of fun with this fic and bringing in some others into the mix. I won’t ruin the surprise right now.
Disclaimer:
Don’t own, just using for my own amusement
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Bud: Way to go!!
9099: U R A HERO
7877: Where R U?
Red Menace: Turn on your phone, you idiot!
John: Hey, are you okay?
Len: Did you really drink him under the table?
Buster: Saw Reno. He looks pissed. Way to go.
John: Lunch?
Red Menace: Call me when you are done with Zack.
9981: You are legend.
Greg: I by u a drink. Way to go!
Sissy: Thanks for the amusing material to use on Reno. He’s quite grumpy today. Thanks for making the stake out so so so so so much more enjoyable.
Cloud frowned. Sissy? He didn’t remember programming that number into his phone. Who was Sissy? Reno must have had his phone again. He always was changing the names in his phone. It must be someone that worked with Reno but it sure didn’t sound like Rude. Hell, he didn’t think Rude knew how to text.
Pete: WTFRU??????
What the hell was that supposed to mean? Pete and his stupid short cuts; they did not do any good when nobody knew what they meant. He smiled as he figured it out. Where The Fuck Are You. Yeah. Pete was like that and he was almost used to the strange letter combinations that he came up with.
John: Hey, did you survive?
8871: What the hell? Is it true? Did you out drink Reno?
9099: I will bear your children. Even get the operation to do it!
9099? Who was that? Man, that guy was ill. Oh. That must be Joseph. The guy was most effeminate guy had ever met and a very agile fighter, but the ultimate form of girly. He was uber masculine compared to him. Yeah. Joseph would say something like that. He would have to hit him when he saw him next and maybe block his number.
Bud: You are totally famous!
Famous? He wondered who else knew.
Pete: Again! WTFRU!
Kunsel: Way to go kid! Hope you're doing well. I didn’t mean for the whole place to know. I just told a few people, I have to avoid Reno for awhile.
So that was how the word got out. Kunsel told everyone. Cloud remembered that Zack had talked to him that night at the bar. He wondered who else saw Zack dragging his drunken ass out of the bar. He wondered who else saw him drinking with Reno, but he guessed it really didn’t matter. From the text messages, it was quite clear that everyone knew.
Reno was going to be pissed.
Red Menace: I hate you
Yeah. Reno was mad at him. He noticed that he had sent that text to Kunsel and Zack as well.
3253: way to go
1123: I love you man.!!!
*unknown*: no one can out drink reno. Quit spreading lies.
Great. He had fans and haters because of that drinking contest.
MEETING REQUEST: Debriefing: Zack Fair has scheduled a meeting with you for X date at X time. Please respond to confirm the meeting and location (Zack’s quarters)
He DID book him in for a meeting.
~debriefing~
He shook his head as he read that. He actually put that in the calendar! And that silly lunk-head had named the meeting ‘debriefing’. Man, that was embarrassing but he accepted the meeting request.
It would be on his official and public calendar. He knew that people would not think that it was that type of debriefing, but he did and that was embarrassing enough.
7992: Ha! You put Reno in his place!
He cringed. He was going to have to delete these before Reno saw them. He was going to be so mad.
It was a drinking contest and it was not like he won gracefully or anything. Man, if anyone saw how he had behaved. He blushed at how he had behaved in public. He really hoped no one saw him
8887: Just a warning. Joseph is mooning over you. Run.
Great. Now he had a fanboy and it was the creepy Joseph. And speaking of Joseph, there was yet another message was from the strange fanboy.
9099: Hey Cloudy. I got a present for you. ;P
Zack: Wow. Everyone knows that you out drank Reno, mountain boy. I’ll phone Reno after my meeting to try to calm him down. He sent me a hate text. Did you get one?
Yeah. He would have to call Reno to. He was a little bit put out obviously. He would have to thank Reno for kind of setting them up. Sort of. Drinking yourself silly was a painful but still pleasurable way to get a boyfriend.
~ boyfriend~
He stopped in his tracks.
He had a boyfriend. A real one. Not just a fuck buddy, because that was all he really could call his relationships before, but a boyfriend. Zack had given him his key after all and promised…
~supplies~
…him a date.
That felt good. Real good.
Red Menace: Got you and princey reservation. Sat. 7. Make sure you amatore’s can make it. Private room. Bastards.
He got them a reservation at Monteno’s! Amazing. And what the hell was Amatore’s mean? He wondered if it was something dirty. He wouldn’t put it past Reno to do that. He would ask him later. It must be since he signed it off with calling him a bastard.
He grinned as he continued to walk down the hallway. He was nearly at the barracks. He didn’t even really remember walking there. He was so engrossed with all the text messages.
He was not used to being the center of attention.
He was about to dial up Reno when he walked into the barracks. Someone clasped his shoulder as he was walking in and said: “Never knew you had it in you,” and walked out.
He blinked a few times and walked to his bed and saw that it was occupied. It was occupied with a couple cases of that lemonade that he never wanted to see in his life again. It almost upset his stomach again the sight of those cases.
“Cloud!”
He turned to the loud yell. It was John. Thank god it wasn’t Joseph.
“I was worried, man.” John said and grinned at the boxes of liquor. “We thought that you could use some more practice material.”
He must have made a face, because John laughed at him. It was the next sentence that he spoke in a low whisper. “Joseph is hunting you man. He is like, obsessed. It is a little scary.”
He rolled his eyes.
“Let’s go get something to eat and you can tell me all about how you out drank Reno and where the hell you have been all day. You wouldn’t answer your phone!” John said and started to escort him towards the mess hall. He wasn’t hungry, but he didn’t want to look at the array of drinks that were on his bunk. He hoped that someone stole them before he went back to bed for the evening.
After all, he needed to make sure that he was well rested so that he didn’t fall asleep on Zack again.
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“Will you stop it?”
“What?”
Yeah. There was no innocence in her voice. At all! He wanted to throw his phone at her. He deleted the message that she had been sending him every hour.
“You are such a child, Sissy,” he grumbled at her.
“Cissnei!" She said simply but was not really mad anymore. It was like it was reflex for her now.
Did Rude chuckle?
“I will kick your ass later,” he grumbled. Man. It was supposed to be a fun drinking contest and it was looking like he was an absolute failure because of it. He did not like this at all. How was he going to redeem himself in the eyes of…of everyone for losing to Cloud!
His phone rang.
“What!” He snapped into the phone without looking at the caller ID.
“Ouch. That kinda hurt. Is that how you normally answer your phone?” A calm and amused voice answered on the other side.
Zack.
“Yeah. Whatdayawant?” He grumbled. He just got the reservation done and texted out the notice to the two. He made good on his bet, he didn’t want to hear his voice right now.
“Well,” Zack’s voice drew out. “Kind of wanted to apologize for throwing you out like that. I mean, I was just a little wrapped up in all of the…well…um…just…I was…I mean. Damn it. I was distracted and I know that I pissed you off and all with throwing you out by the scruff of your neck…” There was a heavy sigh on the other end of the phone. “I got your message about the reservation. That must cost a fortune. I’ll help pay the cost of that. You don’t have to foot the whole cost and we don’t have to tell Cloud. Private room must cost a fortune. You also don’t have to pay me back for the night out. I can eat the cost but Cloud will insist that you pay for the next outing. So, bud, are we still buds?”
Reno shook his head at the longwinded speech his friend just gave. How could he stay mad at the…
~absolutely gorgeous~
…guy?
“You don’t have to pay. I make more than you anyway,” he grumbled into the phone, very aware that Sissy and Rude were listening to him.
“You don’t have to rub that in,” Zack mumbled.
“And we are still buds. I am pissed at Kunsel right now though,” Reno said. “Damn blabber mouth.”
Zack laughed.
~ damn sexy laugh~
“Sorry about that man,” Zack said. “So we are cool, right?”
“Cool,” Reno said with a bit of sadness.
“You sure. You sound a little down?” Zack said in a low concerned tone.
“I’ll get over it,” he said.
~doubt it~
“Okay. Oh and thanks, Reno. I do owe you,” Zack said. “Got to go. Lazard will chew me out if he sees me chatting on the phone.” And the phone went dead.
He ground his teeth. Rude gave him that annoying knowing look again. Sissy just sent him another annoying text message.
“I am gonna kill you in your sleep,” he grumbled to her.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” she said and was already tapping something into her phone. It was getting very annoying.
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Warning:
A Zack and Cloud and possibly others (not telling yet ) fic… yaoi…
…possibly others….
Authors Note:
I plan on having a lot of fun with this fic and bringing in some others into the mix. I won’t ruin the surprise right now.
Disclaimer:
Don’t own, just using for my own amusement
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Bud: Way to go!!
9099: U R A HERO
7877: Where R U?
Red Menace: Turn on your phone, you idiot!
John: Hey, are you okay?
Len: Did you really drink him under the table?
Buster: Saw Reno. He looks pissed. Way to go.
John: Lunch?
Red Menace: Call me when you are done with Zack.
9981: You are legend.
Greg: I by u a drink. Way to go!
Sissy: Thanks for the amusing material to use on Reno. He’s quite grumpy today. Thanks for making the stake out so so so so so much more enjoyable.
Cloud frowned. Sissy? He didn’t remember programming that number into his phone. Who was Sissy? Reno must have had his phone again. He always was changing the names in his phone. It must be someone that worked with Reno but it sure didn’t sound like Rude. Hell, he didn’t think Rude knew how to text.
Pete: WTFRU??????
What the hell was that supposed to mean? Pete and his stupid short cuts; they did not do any good when nobody knew what they meant. He smiled as he figured it out. Where The Fuck Are You. Yeah. Pete was like that and he was almost used to the strange letter combinations that he came up with.
John: Hey, did you survive?
8871: What the hell? Is it true? Did you out drink Reno?
9099: I will bear your children. Even get the operation to do it!
9099? Who was that? Man, that guy was ill. Oh. That must be Joseph. The guy was most effeminate guy had ever met and a very agile fighter, but the ultimate form of girly. He was uber masculine compared to him. Yeah. Joseph would say something like that. He would have to hit him when he saw him next and maybe block his number.
Bud: You are totally famous!
Famous? He wondered who else knew.
Pete: Again! WTFRU!
Kunsel: Way to go kid! Hope you're doing well. I didn’t mean for the whole place to know. I just told a few people, I have to avoid Reno for awhile.
So that was how the word got out. Kunsel told everyone. Cloud remembered that Zack had talked to him that night at the bar. He wondered who else saw Zack dragging his drunken ass out of the bar. He wondered who else saw him drinking with Reno, but he guessed it really didn’t matter. From the text messages, it was quite clear that everyone knew.
Reno was going to be pissed.
Red Menace: I hate you
Yeah. Reno was mad at him. He noticed that he had sent that text to Kunsel and Zack as well.
3253: way to go
1123: I love you man.!!!
*unknown*: no one can out drink reno. Quit spreading lies.
Great. He had fans and haters because of that drinking contest.
MEETING REQUEST: Debriefing: Zack Fair has scheduled a meeting with you for X date at X time. Please respond to confirm the meeting and location (Zack’s quarters)
He DID book him in for a meeting.
~debriefing~
He shook his head as he read that. He actually put that in the calendar! And that silly lunk-head had named the meeting ‘debriefing’. Man, that was embarrassing but he accepted the meeting request.
It would be on his official and public calendar. He knew that people would not think that it was that type of debriefing, but he did and that was embarrassing enough.
7992: Ha! You put Reno in his place!
He cringed. He was going to have to delete these before Reno saw them. He was going to be so mad.
It was a drinking contest and it was not like he won gracefully or anything. Man, if anyone saw how he had behaved. He blushed at how he had behaved in public. He really hoped no one saw him
8887: Just a warning. Joseph is mooning over you. Run.
Great. Now he had a fanboy and it was the creepy Joseph. And speaking of Joseph, there was yet another message was from the strange fanboy.
9099: Hey Cloudy. I got a present for you. ;P
Zack: Wow. Everyone knows that you out drank Reno, mountain boy. I’ll phone Reno after my meeting to try to calm him down. He sent me a hate text. Did you get one?
Yeah. He would have to call Reno to. He was a little bit put out obviously. He would have to thank Reno for kind of setting them up. Sort of. Drinking yourself silly was a painful but still pleasurable way to get a boyfriend.
~ boyfriend~
He stopped in his tracks.
He had a boyfriend. A real one. Not just a fuck buddy, because that was all he really could call his relationships before, but a boyfriend. Zack had given him his key after all and promised…
~supplies~
…him a date.
That felt good. Real good.
Red Menace: Got you and princey reservation. Sat. 7. Make sure you amatore’s can make it. Private room. Bastards.
He got them a reservation at Monteno’s! Amazing. And what the hell was Amatore’s mean? He wondered if it was something dirty. He wouldn’t put it past Reno to do that. He would ask him later. It must be since he signed it off with calling him a bastard.
He grinned as he continued to walk down the hallway. He was nearly at the barracks. He didn’t even really remember walking there. He was so engrossed with all the text messages.
He was not used to being the center of attention.
He was about to dial up Reno when he walked into the barracks. Someone clasped his shoulder as he was walking in and said: “Never knew you had it in you,” and walked out.
He blinked a few times and walked to his bed and saw that it was occupied. It was occupied with a couple cases of that lemonade that he never wanted to see in his life again. It almost upset his stomach again the sight of those cases.
“Cloud!”
He turned to the loud yell. It was John. Thank god it wasn’t Joseph.
“I was worried, man.” John said and grinned at the boxes of liquor. “We thought that you could use some more practice material.”
He must have made a face, because John laughed at him. It was the next sentence that he spoke in a low whisper. “Joseph is hunting you man. He is like, obsessed. It is a little scary.”
He rolled his eyes.
“Let’s go get something to eat and you can tell me all about how you out drank Reno and where the hell you have been all day. You wouldn’t answer your phone!” John said and started to escort him towards the mess hall. He wasn’t hungry, but he didn’t want to look at the array of drinks that were on his bunk. He hoped that someone stole them before he went back to bed for the evening.
After all, he needed to make sure that he was well rested so that he didn’t fall asleep on Zack again.
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“Will you stop it?”
“What?”
Yeah. There was no innocence in her voice. At all! He wanted to throw his phone at her. He deleted the message that she had been sending him every hour.
“You are such a child, Sissy,” he grumbled at her.
“Cissnei!" She said simply but was not really mad anymore. It was like it was reflex for her now.
Did Rude chuckle?
“I will kick your ass later,” he grumbled. Man. It was supposed to be a fun drinking contest and it was looking like he was an absolute failure because of it. He did not like this at all. How was he going to redeem himself in the eyes of…of everyone for losing to Cloud!
His phone rang.
“What!” He snapped into the phone without looking at the caller ID.
“Ouch. That kinda hurt. Is that how you normally answer your phone?” A calm and amused voice answered on the other side.
Zack.
“Yeah. Whatdayawant?” He grumbled. He just got the reservation done and texted out the notice to the two. He made good on his bet, he didn’t want to hear his voice right now.
“Well,” Zack’s voice drew out. “Kind of wanted to apologize for throwing you out like that. I mean, I was just a little wrapped up in all of the…well…um…just…I was…I mean. Damn it. I was distracted and I know that I pissed you off and all with throwing you out by the scruff of your neck…” There was a heavy sigh on the other end of the phone. “I got your message about the reservation. That must cost a fortune. I’ll help pay the cost of that. You don’t have to foot the whole cost and we don’t have to tell Cloud. Private room must cost a fortune. You also don’t have to pay me back for the night out. I can eat the cost but Cloud will insist that you pay for the next outing. So, bud, are we still buds?”
Reno shook his head at the longwinded speech his friend just gave. How could he stay mad at the…
~absolutely gorgeous~
…guy?
“You don’t have to pay. I make more than you anyway,” he grumbled into the phone, very aware that Sissy and Rude were listening to him.
“You don’t have to rub that in,” Zack mumbled.
“And we are still buds. I am pissed at Kunsel right now though,” Reno said. “Damn blabber mouth.”
Zack laughed.
~ damn sexy laugh~
“Sorry about that man,” Zack said. “So we are cool, right?”
“Cool,” Reno said with a bit of sadness.
“You sure. You sound a little down?” Zack said in a low concerned tone.
“I’ll get over it,” he said.
~doubt it~
“Okay. Oh and thanks, Reno. I do owe you,” Zack said. “Got to go. Lazard will chew me out if he sees me chatting on the phone.” And the phone went dead.
He ground his teeth. Rude gave him that annoying knowing look again. Sissy just sent him another annoying text message.
“I am gonna kill you in your sleep,” he grumbled to her.
“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” she said and was already tapping something into her phone. It was getting very annoying.
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