FFX-HS

-_-“There’s a Party”-_-

Tidus didn’t really know when it came up, but during their first period, Lulu mentioned that Wakka was having a party to celebrate the new blitzball season.

...Which was partially true. Everyone in the group – Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Lulu and Auron – knew that meant the blitzball team was going to get as many hot girls to a house party as possible and everybody’d do drugs, get drunk and if all went as planned fuck each other. The parties were as infamous as they were exclusive and Tidus’d never seen an ugly person at one of them.

“What, you’re going?” the ever-spunky Rikku asked.

“To make sure Wakka doesn’t cheat,” the very dark gothic gal Lulu said. She hadn’t been to one of the parties before.

“He’s going to a sex party. How can’t that alone be cheating?” Tidus said.

“He can still jerk off or come on somebody. I can’t stop him from going, but I won’t let him fuck anybody else.”

“Why not?” Rikku asked.

“Cuz they might be better than me. I’m a virgin – I’m...not...ready yet. I’m afraid he’ll leave me if somebody else is.”

“He won’t,” Yuna said, squeezing Tidus’s hand in hers, cheerfully reassured.

Lulu and Auron started talking about something, and Rikku leaned in to Yuna and Tidus and said, “So...have you guys...done it?”

“We’ve done oral a few times,” Yuna said.

“But you want to, right? Have sex I mean.”

Awkward silence. Tidus’s eyes said “Yes – I’m a guy.” Yuna was uneasy, but said, “Yeah, but I’m not really ready for it yet.” She hugged Tidus close to her and leaned into him, then kissed him on the cheek.

“So do you guys ever titty-fuck?” Rikku asked.

“What?” Yuna asked, laughing. She looked like she felt more than a little self-conscious.

“Titty-fuck. You know what it is, right Tidus?” she asked,

“Yeah,” he said.

“‘Titty fuck?’ Is that what it’s officially called?” Yuna asked, still giggling. She didn’t sound right swearing.

“Yeah,” Rikku said. “Doesn’t sound as original as ‘piledriver,’ does it?”

Tidus laughed and Yuna asked Rikku what titty-fucking was. Rikku grabbed her own breasts and jammed them together, then said, “The guy puts his thing between ‘em and you squeeze your boobs together.”

“Then what?” Yuna asked.

“Then...whatever. Sometimes the guy humps you, sometimes you jerk him off with your boobs instead’a your hands. It’s...situational.”

“Have you done it before?” Tidus asked Rikku.

“Well sorta. It was hard cuz mine aren’t really big enough, though. Have you?” Rikku asked.

Yuna looked down at her B-cup breasts, blushing and trying not to let Tidus see it. “Do you think I’d be big enough?” she asked Rikku.

Tidus grabbed Yuna’s breasts. The speed with which he did it astonished Yuna, but more surprising was how gentle he was. It also eased her out of blushing. Tidus squeezed both Yuna’s breasts together slowly and softly.

“See? It’d work,” Rikku said, about when Tidus was beginning to speak. When she chimed in he stopped.

“Yeah, I could fit there. A guy with a penis sizable enough to do shit might not,” Tidus said.

“How big’re you, Tidus?” Rikku asked.

Tidus began to speak but Yuna slapped a hand over his mouth and said “Don’t listen to anything he says about his penis. It’s long.”

Tidus struggled a “no it’s not” out and Yuna slapped him, prompting a brief sillyfight.

“Do you swallow?” Rikku asked Yuna.

“Rikku!” she said.

“What?” Rikku asked.

“Don’t ask me that!” Yuna said.

“Why not?” Rikku asked.

“It’s...private.”

“But telling me about your boyfriend’s COCK isn’t?” Rikku asked. She sounded proud to’ve noticed that. When Yuna looked to Tidus, thinking she’d see one of his famous ultra-cute grins, he, rather, was looking at her through disappointed eyes.

“I’m sorry, honey,” Yuna said, rubbing his back a little too quickly for it to feel good.

“You’ll go to the party, right?” Rikku asked Tidus.

“Well sure, but we haven’t been invited,” Tidus said.

“Oh! Wakka told me to ask you to it.”

“Well thanks for remembering,” Tidus said.