Madness and Mayhem with a dash of Chaos

I know I said I was gonna seperate them, but first I'm just gonna put up what has happened so far.

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Mr Cocky :

*grins innocently distracting Frizzy as 7 robo ponies 5 robo kitties and one marshmallow colored snake surround asota and sapph making strange noises* "Meow honey"*wile secretly signaling army to attack all at once they pounce
marshmallow snake glomps asota first

SapphireDog:

*eyes the marshmallow fiend warily as it glomps asota, keeping an eye on the army of soon to be scrap metal* hmmm I wonder if there's a microwave big enough to stuff that snake in...*readies paperclip and casts Protect on self, readying my watera and thundra spells while firaga for back up* -evil grin- Attack if you dare!!! MWAHAHAHA

Mr. Cocky:

*watching sapphire with glee as the robo kitties start to attack the magical shield, robo ponies surround saphire and face away from her* "they have been modified to resist emp electric and water attacks, though the feline portion of my army will have a amusing reaction to water. then again your shield will only last so long" *Mr cocky tosses a large bottle of caster oil at sapphire's feet* "you might want to run now" *confused, the marshmallow snake just cuddles asota, covering her eyes

SapphireDoG:

*stares at the attack with both an amused and bored looks, rolling the bottle of oil around will my foot* I never run from a battle -grins evilly- *Rolls bottle one last time before swiftly catching my boot under it and hurling the object at the army before casting fire spell on the simple oil. The bottle explodes, creating a small enough boom to knock the attackers away from the shield. While they are down, throws out a stronger fira attack, followed by thundera* -le sign- This will get us no where in the end Mr.Cocky. I could do this for hours. *Twirls paperclip around, reaching down to pull a silenced pistol from my boot, snapping in 6 rounds of explosive mercury tipped rounds* But attack some more if you must C:

Mr. Cocky:

*MR COCKY giggles with glee as the robo ponies back up* "you did a good job of exploding an empty bottle" *the robo ponies reposition themselves as MR COCKY casts dispel* "ready, aim, fire!" *the robo ponies lift their tails and emit a now electrified barrage of caster oil onto sapphire as a now terrified marshmallow snake squeezes asota tighter* "well I am glad the lack of training for the snake is paying off. dont worry little girl, I can easily replace the ponies fur"

SapphireDoG:

*Cusses profoundly as little zaps shoot through body" ******* ****! *flops down on my butt, feeling as if I just got hit with Reno's EMR and quickly recast's shell,protect, and reflect. Swallows down a potion before shaking the oil off.* Mehhh....cheap shot. -cracks neck and rolls shoulders- Thats it...-grips clip tightly, spinning pistol before cocking it- IT.IS.ON! Sorry frizzy, but your sweet old mr.cocky is getting a butt whoopin'! And I ain't holden back, even if I have to bite and claw! *Growls before leaping at army, weapons posed and spell at the ready*

Mr. Cocky:

*roaring with laughter, MR COCKY casts regen at sapphire which bounces off her reflect and restores full health and fur to robo ponies* "I love it when a mess comes together." *Casts reflect shell and protect which bounce to robo ponies, robo kitties, and marshmallow snake. then casts dispel on sapph again. calming down MR COCKY says* "while technically Asota has reflect, shell and protect on her right now, I would advise you not casting fire at my snake for the sake of Asota's dignity. The snake is an extension of my consciousness and I am a perv. The snake might get creative in hiding. But since I am not done," *Casts mini-toad and confuse, then pulls out and activates Choco/Mog materia. A large shadow is scene over the small sapphire toad as an insanely obese Chocobo falls from the sky toward her.*

SapphireDoG:

*-Twitches in annoyance- Cast haste and dashes out of the way at the last second, nearly being crushed. Takes a hard hit from being confused and lands on stomach, limbs splayed out. Confuse ends from the knock to the head. With a crocked grunt, rises back to feet…erm…webbed things’, glaring at Mr. Cocky as eyes glowing blue. Disappears in a whoosh and pop, reappearing as normal behind ASOTA, tearing the snake from around her and casting dispel on both. The snake hisses and snaps as a fire spell wraps around the marshmallow fiend, starting to melt the now defenseless thing* you may have a few tricks up your sleeve dear Mr. Cocky. *Palms summoning orbs, picking out a dark red ball* But I have some too. “

*A smirk covers lip as wind whips around as the sound of bats fills the air, forming sphere above battlefield. Quickly, grabs onto ASOTA and pushes her off the field and off to the side. Diablos ascends from the liquid orb, majestic wings tucked neatly around his body before he snaps them out, raising his hand to gather energy before grasping the liquid sphere, and hurling it towards the robotic army. It smashes into them, creating a dark vortex while it crushes the ground and drains ¾ of the army of their HP, KILLING most of them and weakening the rest. Dispels all spells cast of opposing side. Diablos hovers at side with a grin* -crosses arms with a pissed of look before throwing out a Bio on 2 ponies and knocks them out, leaving 1 and 3 kitties.

Mr. Cocky:

*silently tugging leash* "Hmmm still alive on the other end" *pokes Frizzys boob* "still not responding yet" * MR COCKY turns to see little girl still trying to fight. from the mist a large black cat walks on his hind legs holding two fish shaped long daggers growling* "meet Psycho Kitty he always enjoys a good saluter" *Psycho hisses and leaps and, with a fury of cuts, rends diablo into little pieces and with a giggle MR COCKY cast stop silence and confuse on sapphire followed by phoenix downs for the fallen army and curaga to restore their health. the now bored Psycho flips sapphire the middle claw and leaves with a smile. MR COCKY pulls out summon materia knights of the round and they appear montey style singing and dancing each of them slap sapphire on her tushie hard* "Do you like that sweet little girl? you wont be sitting for a while."

SapphireDoG:

*Fights against stop, muscle jumping as I reach to grab a Echo Screen to get voice back.* FRIZZY!!! I AM IN NEED OF HEAVIER ARTILLERY! I NEED A BETTER MATERIA!! *Wobbles when a small orbs is tossed to me, missing and getting a knock to the head, once again dispelling Confuse. I grin at the amber orb, eyes glowing once again as I dash forward, flash stepping (it is a move, dare you to say other wise XD ) around the mechanical army. Reappears at Mr. Cocky’s side with my back to the army, hand on hip as I tossed the ball up and down in my palm.* Hmm..My my, what an interesting position…Its always interesting to see what it looks like from the other side of the field, no? *Darts hand out to snatch to Steal your storage of Phoenix downs, and only stealing a few potions (because I’m not a complete bitch regardless of my name C: ). Ducks when a arm swings out to grab the missing items, grinning when you miss.* -Snicker- Its not that easy Meow-Boy. *Pushed a little energy into ‘Materia’ ball* Ohhh Sinnnnn! *Before leaving, cast a fire spell on Mr. Cocky’s ‘Tushie’. Disappears in another flash, dashing around a robo kitty when it tried to attack. On my side (more like small circle now…) of the field, a winged figure is waiting on a knee, dark crimson black eyes glaring as I grinned even more, downing one of the stolen potions and finding a Ether buried in the sachet I stole.* Hey Fur ball!-resists the strong urge to glomp the creature-

”Where is our Master, human? Why were we called here?”
-Snickers- Master is on the sidelines, my friend. Frizzy gave me permission to play with you so I can kick Mr. Cocky’s ass.
*The creature looks confused* “And what of our bracer?”
Frizzy’s got it! Don’t worry! I just didn’t wanna use it against you. So, you gonna help me??? Don’t make me get on my knees and beg.
*Sin looks alarmed*
Don’t worry! Your Master is letting you! Do I have to speak like you make you understand or something? Cause it really fucks with my head…
*The demon stands and cracks his claws together with a slight grin* “As our Master’s fellow slave wishes it, we will obey. If only for our Master.”

*I squeal loudly as I give in and attack the poor creature in a hug* Wheee!! Alright! Now for the fun to begin! AND MR.COCKY YOU CAN’T JUST SIMPLY KILL SIN LIKE YOU DID DIABLOS!! REMEMBER!! SIN IS SPECIAL!! And hopefully Frizzy with make sure this fight stays fair, right???? (pleaseeee! I play nice!) *Pulls pistol back out checking clip and materia. Throws out Bio on the R.Kitties and tells Sin to destroy the Robo ponies, running forwards into all the R.Kitties, shooting at the mechanical eyes. Sin leaps forward, taking flight and diving down in the horses, sadistic grin on deathly pale features as his claws tear into metal*

Mr. Cocky:

*With the greatest ease, Sin's claws tear two of the robo ponies in half, then decapitates another two. Turning to face yet another pony, which is currently on its back, Mr Cocky casts Illusion on it to appear as Frizzy with multiple mortal wounds. The illusion sputters* "What have you done Sin?" *Mr Cocky then casts illusion on two Knights of the Round, of Vincent and Yazoo. Yazoo says* "A monster that destroys its master should destroy itself."

*In a hazy moment of confusion, Sin turns his claws at his heart. But before his claws can strike, they are blocked by a fish-shaped knife. Mr Cocky pulls out pen and paper, writing a fast note, then casts teleport to bring in a catapult while the black cat, Psycho, administers a beating with the flat of his blades, leaving deep bruises and cracked ribs. With a golf swing, he launches Sin onto the catapult. Mr Cocky pins the note on the back of Sin's head while Sin stares wide-eyed at an unharmed Frizzy. Mr Cocky pulls the lever, launching Sin into the air. Psycho casts dispel, then silence and confusion on Sapphire while Mr Cocky pulls out a computer and quickly calculates where Sin will land and shouts* "Oh Shit! Thats the Electric Haven!" *With a grin, Mr Cocky casts three illusions where Sin will land.* "That will keep the slave busy for a while. When Vincent finds out that he has been changed to appear as Hojo, he will be royally pissed. Oh well, I have pissed him off before, I will survive." *He snickered as he saw Sin crash onto Vincent's head* "Wonder what his reaction to the note will be."

*With the flat of his blade, Psycho golf swings Sapphire's tushie, landing her in the catapult. Mr Cocky turns the catapult but before he pulls the lever, he takes the summoning materia, pokes her in the boob, and blows her a kiss before sending her in the opposite direction of Electric Haven* "Time for more reinforcements." Looking to the real Frizzy, "I don't think Sin was very helpful. Still I have to wait for the next delivery of phoenix downs."

*Ten furry snake-like creatures arrive pushing colorful balls. One by one Mr Cocky opens the balls and retrieves the items. "Your late but your timing is good." *Mr Cocky replenishes his phoenix downs and other assorted goodies.* "Now someone has been left out of this." Confused, nine of the creatures swarm Brieness, circling her body and starting a tickling frenzy. The tenth one flies onto Asota's head, makes a nest and takes a nap. Mr Cocky says* "Oops, hey Asota! at least I didnt toss you around like Sapph did."

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Next up- My side of the battle (still typing it ^^')