Have you no shame, General?
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Category:
Final Fantasy Anime › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,004
Reviews:
7
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Disclaimer: I do not own FF or any of its derivatives. I DO own the OC in this story. I do not make money from this fic. I do this for my own (and others') sick entertainment.
chapter 2
Zack woke up to the shrill sound of his alarm clock. He groaned into his pillow and felt around for the disturber of his sleep. It fell down with a loud ‘THUMP’ and continued beeping. A curse was muffled by the pillow. He tried to reach down and turn it off, but fell off the bed instead. A short fight to untangle himself from the sheets and kill the noise followed. Mumbling in some grunting language only he understood, Zack shuffled to the bathroom.
Afew minutes later he was dressed and ready for another day, a bounce in his step. He looked out the window and saw Sephiroth’s jeep parked outside. In other words: his ride to work.
He made his way downstairs and outside. Once he was facing his General`s home, he didn`t even bother to ring the bell. Letting himself in, he passed though the kitchen and grabbed a box of milk on his way upstairs. He stomped his feet loudly.
“Seph! Oh, Seeeeeeeeeeeeeph!!!!!! Let’s go, greet the sun, it’s a joyous day for wooooork!!!” Zack entered the bedroom sipping milk from the box. He saw Sephiroth liying face down on his pillow and holding his ears due to the racket Zack was making. The raven haired man bent down and yanked the sheets from His friend, only to stumble back gagging on the milk.
“Gaia, Seph! I’m your friend, but I don’t wanna see you naked!”
“You pulled the covers.” Sephiroth answered, turning to lay on his back and stretch, exposing his proud nine inches.
“SEPH! Have you no shame, man?” Zack threw the crumpled sheet on Sephiroth to cover him up. “Put some clothes on.”
Septhiroth stood up and slipped into his leather pants.
“You’re just jealous ‘cause mine is bigger.” He chuckled.
“Yeah, and I want you so bad inside me I can barely keep my pants on next to you.” Zack said.
Sephiroth froze in mid-action to put his boot on and looked at Zack with a grossed out expression on his face.
“That was /so/ disturbing, you know that?”
Another moment passed.
Both of them burst out in laughter.
“You know, Zack, maybe you can ease your sexual tension with our new neighbour. She’s just starting today.”
“I don’t have sexual tension.” Zack scoffed and threw his nose in the air. After a moment he looked at Sephiroth from the corver of his eye. “She pretty?”
Sephiroth sighed.
“You’re hopeless.”
“Yeah, but is she pretty?” Zack followed his General downstairs into the kitchen.
Sephiroth bent foreward to stick fis head in the fridge, silver hair cascading over one shoulder.
“She’s pretty, all right. And we sparred. And she beat me. Without a sword. Or shield.”
Zack froze. He stared as Sephiroth straightened up and took the milk box from his hand. The General watched his second-in-command as he drank the rest of the milk.
“And she’s my mew third.” He continued as he placed the now empty box back in Zack’s still outstretched hand. He made for the door, just as Zack was recovering.
“What, a /girl/ is a first-class-SOLDIER, now? And...and... she /beat/ you?” Zack followed Sephiroth to his car. He kept stammering as they got in, drove past Zack’s house, and stopped at the next one (A/N: Lazy-asses, couldn’t you have just /walked/ there?). they both got out and rang the bell.
“Mornin’.” Came a voice from the small box on the wall. “Come in, it’s open.”
They entered the house. It still smelled like cadboard and air bubble plastic warp.
“Shoes off!” They heard her yell.
They obediently left their shoes next to her combat boots. Sephiroth chuckled. They were almost half the size of his’ and Zack’s. They followed her voice to the living room. She was rummaging under the cushions, swearing quietly. She darted towards the kitchen and started opening and closing the cupboards.
“Shit, where is it? I haven’t moved in for a whole day and i’m losing my stuff around the house!”
“Need any help?” Zack offered.
She looked up at him.
“No, thanks Zack, I’ll find it.”
“Did you tell her about me?” Zack questioned Sephiroth, who sat himslef down on one of the hight stools by the counter and shook his head.
“No, I read your file. You expected me to work with someone I don’t know?” she asked.
“Well then, who are /you/?” Zack questioned.
She retrieved her head from the cupboard under the sink and stood up.
“Satsuriku Sajira.” She held out a gloved hand.
Zack gaped at her. ‘How can someone have a name that means ‘massacre’? and what’s with the eyes?’ he thought. He shook her hand.
“Can I call you Suri-chan?” He grinned (A/N: this one’s for you, Mew^^).
She sighed.
“Sure, sure, whatever.”
“Can we get going?” Sephiroth asked.
They all put their boots on and went for the truck. Zack and Riku both reached for the passenger door.
“No way, you’re smaller and younger. Get in the back” Zack pushed Riku out of his way.
She just shrugged and got in the car. Through the rearview mirrior, Sephiroth could see Riku moving, and when she caught him looking at her, she winked and put her index finger on her pouted lips signaling the General to keep quiet. After a few minutes, in wich only Zack was babbling away, not minding hte lack of an answer fom anyone, they reached the parking lot and got out. As Sephiroth locked the car, he caught a glimpse of the back of Zack’s skull. There were at least thirty small chewing gum balls stuck to his hair. Riku admired her work silently. Sephiroth tugged her ponytail.
“You’re a genious”
They entered the building, took the elevator and walked down the hall to Sephiroth’s office. Zack led the whole way, with Riku and Sephiroth sniggering behind him. By the door, were Angeal, Genesis and Rufus. They all entered after Sephiroth unloched the door with a swipr of his card and sat themselves at the sofas and armchairs. Sephiroth took the armchair closest to his desk, Genesis the opposite one. Angeal and Zack sat on the sofa with Riku, leaving Zack in the middle. Rufus remained standing.
“Well, introductions and file searched have been made, so I presume you all know eachother. These are the latest reports on Wutai, I would like you to work on it together and grant me with a solution by hte and of the week.” He handed them each a copy of the reports. “Good day.”
After the door closed, they all opened their folders and started reading. Zack stood up and went to a cabinet to retrieve a map of Wutai and some other terrain information. He stretched the map out on the small coffee table and staryed filling in on what he knew about the terrain.
“Our troops are currently here,” he pointed. “and this,” he moved his hand farther north. “is our goal. We have information about enemy troops here, here, here and here, “he pointed again. “being all of them familiar to the land. I suggest a route around here, so that we can attack from behind.”
Sephiroth clicked his tongue in disapproval.
“It’s november, snow season. There isn’t any cover. If you shorten the route to pass /through/ the forest, not around it, a side-attack will be possible. They aren’t expecting anything like that, and until reinforcements from their side comes, traps will be already set in the woods.”
“Also, a false trail leading to the swamp will be smart. It’s frozen enough they won’t notice it too quickly, and when they turn, the ground will give away easily.” Genesis added.
They kept on discussing strategy until lunch. Standing up and stretching, Zack went for the cafeteria, not waiting for company.
“What was that on his hair?” Angeal asked.
“Payback” Riku answered.
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Well, I hope it's pleasing.... BUT NOONE LEAVES A DAMN REVIEW
come on, guys, make an effort...and anyway, smut's on the way, so how can i write what u wanna read if you guys dont give me strength??
anyway, the next chappy will reveal some of Seph's past with Riku (Yes, they know each other) and Riku gets a bit...pissed.
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*In the cafeteria*
Cloud: Zack, sir...you have something in your hair.
Zack: Don't tell anyone, but i need extra styling gel to keep it like this. *winks*
Cloud: No, sir, I mean...*pulls one of the gumballs out* this
Zack: *freaks out* oh, my hair, my precious /hair/....*wails*
Afew minutes later he was dressed and ready for another day, a bounce in his step. He looked out the window and saw Sephiroth’s jeep parked outside. In other words: his ride to work.
He made his way downstairs and outside. Once he was facing his General`s home, he didn`t even bother to ring the bell. Letting himself in, he passed though the kitchen and grabbed a box of milk on his way upstairs. He stomped his feet loudly.
“Seph! Oh, Seeeeeeeeeeeeeph!!!!!! Let’s go, greet the sun, it’s a joyous day for wooooork!!!” Zack entered the bedroom sipping milk from the box. He saw Sephiroth liying face down on his pillow and holding his ears due to the racket Zack was making. The raven haired man bent down and yanked the sheets from His friend, only to stumble back gagging on the milk.
“Gaia, Seph! I’m your friend, but I don’t wanna see you naked!”
“You pulled the covers.” Sephiroth answered, turning to lay on his back and stretch, exposing his proud nine inches.
“SEPH! Have you no shame, man?” Zack threw the crumpled sheet on Sephiroth to cover him up. “Put some clothes on.”
Septhiroth stood up and slipped into his leather pants.
“You’re just jealous ‘cause mine is bigger.” He chuckled.
“Yeah, and I want you so bad inside me I can barely keep my pants on next to you.” Zack said.
Sephiroth froze in mid-action to put his boot on and looked at Zack with a grossed out expression on his face.
“That was /so/ disturbing, you know that?”
Another moment passed.
Both of them burst out in laughter.
“You know, Zack, maybe you can ease your sexual tension with our new neighbour. She’s just starting today.”
“I don’t have sexual tension.” Zack scoffed and threw his nose in the air. After a moment he looked at Sephiroth from the corver of his eye. “She pretty?”
Sephiroth sighed.
“You’re hopeless.”
“Yeah, but is she pretty?” Zack followed his General downstairs into the kitchen.
Sephiroth bent foreward to stick fis head in the fridge, silver hair cascading over one shoulder.
“She’s pretty, all right. And we sparred. And she beat me. Without a sword. Or shield.”
Zack froze. He stared as Sephiroth straightened up and took the milk box from his hand. The General watched his second-in-command as he drank the rest of the milk.
“And she’s my mew third.” He continued as he placed the now empty box back in Zack’s still outstretched hand. He made for the door, just as Zack was recovering.
“What, a /girl/ is a first-class-SOLDIER, now? And...and... she /beat/ you?” Zack followed Sephiroth to his car. He kept stammering as they got in, drove past Zack’s house, and stopped at the next one (A/N: Lazy-asses, couldn’t you have just /walked/ there?). they both got out and rang the bell.
“Mornin’.” Came a voice from the small box on the wall. “Come in, it’s open.”
They entered the house. It still smelled like cadboard and air bubble plastic warp.
“Shoes off!” They heard her yell.
They obediently left their shoes next to her combat boots. Sephiroth chuckled. They were almost half the size of his’ and Zack’s. They followed her voice to the living room. She was rummaging under the cushions, swearing quietly. She darted towards the kitchen and started opening and closing the cupboards.
“Shit, where is it? I haven’t moved in for a whole day and i’m losing my stuff around the house!”
“Need any help?” Zack offered.
She looked up at him.
“No, thanks Zack, I’ll find it.”
“Did you tell her about me?” Zack questioned Sephiroth, who sat himslef down on one of the hight stools by the counter and shook his head.
“No, I read your file. You expected me to work with someone I don’t know?” she asked.
“Well then, who are /you/?” Zack questioned.
She retrieved her head from the cupboard under the sink and stood up.
“Satsuriku Sajira.” She held out a gloved hand.
Zack gaped at her. ‘How can someone have a name that means ‘massacre’? and what’s with the eyes?’ he thought. He shook her hand.
“Can I call you Suri-chan?” He grinned (A/N: this one’s for you, Mew^^).
She sighed.
“Sure, sure, whatever.”
“Can we get going?” Sephiroth asked.
They all put their boots on and went for the truck. Zack and Riku both reached for the passenger door.
“No way, you’re smaller and younger. Get in the back” Zack pushed Riku out of his way.
She just shrugged and got in the car. Through the rearview mirrior, Sephiroth could see Riku moving, and when she caught him looking at her, she winked and put her index finger on her pouted lips signaling the General to keep quiet. After a few minutes, in wich only Zack was babbling away, not minding hte lack of an answer fom anyone, they reached the parking lot and got out. As Sephiroth locked the car, he caught a glimpse of the back of Zack’s skull. There were at least thirty small chewing gum balls stuck to his hair. Riku admired her work silently. Sephiroth tugged her ponytail.
“You’re a genious”
They entered the building, took the elevator and walked down the hall to Sephiroth’s office. Zack led the whole way, with Riku and Sephiroth sniggering behind him. By the door, were Angeal, Genesis and Rufus. They all entered after Sephiroth unloched the door with a swipr of his card and sat themselves at the sofas and armchairs. Sephiroth took the armchair closest to his desk, Genesis the opposite one. Angeal and Zack sat on the sofa with Riku, leaving Zack in the middle. Rufus remained standing.
“Well, introductions and file searched have been made, so I presume you all know eachother. These are the latest reports on Wutai, I would like you to work on it together and grant me with a solution by hte and of the week.” He handed them each a copy of the reports. “Good day.”
After the door closed, they all opened their folders and started reading. Zack stood up and went to a cabinet to retrieve a map of Wutai and some other terrain information. He stretched the map out on the small coffee table and staryed filling in on what he knew about the terrain.
“Our troops are currently here,” he pointed. “and this,” he moved his hand farther north. “is our goal. We have information about enemy troops here, here, here and here, “he pointed again. “being all of them familiar to the land. I suggest a route around here, so that we can attack from behind.”
Sephiroth clicked his tongue in disapproval.
“It’s november, snow season. There isn’t any cover. If you shorten the route to pass /through/ the forest, not around it, a side-attack will be possible. They aren’t expecting anything like that, and until reinforcements from their side comes, traps will be already set in the woods.”
“Also, a false trail leading to the swamp will be smart. It’s frozen enough they won’t notice it too quickly, and when they turn, the ground will give away easily.” Genesis added.
They kept on discussing strategy until lunch. Standing up and stretching, Zack went for the cafeteria, not waiting for company.
“What was that on his hair?” Angeal asked.
“Payback” Riku answered.
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Well, I hope it's pleasing.... BUT NOONE LEAVES A DAMN REVIEW
come on, guys, make an effort...and anyway, smut's on the way, so how can i write what u wanna read if you guys dont give me strength??
anyway, the next chappy will reveal some of Seph's past with Riku (Yes, they know each other) and Riku gets a bit...pissed.
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*In the cafeteria*
Cloud: Zack, sir...you have something in your hair.
Zack: Don't tell anyone, but i need extra styling gel to keep it like this. *winks*
Cloud: No, sir, I mean...*pulls one of the gumballs out* this
Zack: *freaks out* oh, my hair, my precious /hair/....*wails*