Yuffie's D(r)eadful Dollhouse Of DOOM

Yuffie: welcome to the second part of the story!! Yay! This part starts with Vincent and Cid comeing back from their sweet, sweet and most likely sweaty honeymoon!! aww! so fucking cute! xD oh, about the chocobo's speech, it says 'kweh' when its pleased anwarkwark' when it wants something to die ^_^'

Vincent:-is tied and riding the gold chocobo against his will-..i hate yuffie..i hate cid..i hate hojo..i hate cloud..

Cid: I WUV YOU TOO HUNNYYY!! -takes another drag of his large joint-

Apollo: wark wark...death..wark....kweehh....KWEH DAMNIT!
(i hate cid..i hate vincent..i hate cloud.. i love death...heh...DAMNIT)

Yuffie: Ok... Let's see...ok..-picks vincent up and sets him on the roof and leaves him there tied up- you can sleep there tonight. and cid....you can...cook dinner!! -sets him in the kitchen- do your stuff xD

red: -runs around- AHH!! I NEED ATTENTION!! LOVE ME!! -crashes into apollo- x_x

Apollo: KWEHH!!

red: -falls in love- BIRDY!!! -huggles apollo and starts to lick/kiss him- ooohhh...yaoi! i love it! muahaha..-chu-

sephiroth: -just escaped from the mail box. He stops and stares-..yoai..turns me..OFF! -a bomb drops down on him- AH!!! -boom-

Cait: -runs around- WHEEEEEEEEEEE!! -bounces around- i smoked cids joint!! O_O IAM WIRED!! muahaHAHAHAHAA....AH!! ITS AFTER ME!! THE DUST BUNNIES ARE COMING THE DUST BUNNIES ARE COMING!!! O_O

Cid:- Runs out in an apron and yellow rubber gloves. He stabs cait sith with a mop then runs back inside- MY JOINT DAMNIT!!

Cait: oh my my. i have been stabbed with a mop. what ever will i do? -sadistic sigh- SEPHIROTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! damn him, why couldnt they hire someone els for hte cleanup crew???

~~in the kitchen..dundun dunnn..with cid!~~

cid:-walks around pulling out random house hold objects- Now will i need a plunger to make a pb&j sandwich?..who knows? -pulls out huge plunger- Now lets see..the recipe calls for two large nuc's..where the hell am i gonna find those??...hm..YUFFIE!!!!!!!!!

Yuffie: hmmm? did you call? can't you tell im busy playing with the new toys i got from Atomkraftwerks?? -laughs evilly- cid, i think your blender is broken. I'll call sephiroth to fix your little problem, okay? -winks- if you know what i mean..te he he..

Cait: -mopes around- this is a fucking parody and no one is goddamned swearing! and iam a sadistic freak! AH! SOMEONE HELP ME! i need some more crack...
o_0;;; yeah...right..what was i saying? oh yeah! i need to smoke a pot...-shouts- CIDD!!!!!

Cid: MY BLENDERS BROKEN!!??!! -unzips his fly* DON'T WORRY BET BETSY SEPHI WILL FIX YA!! ..-stares-..ya..it is a little small....

Cait: -runs into the house- CID! i need a pot, a lighter and i need to use your blender....

Cid: NO! ..It's undergoing renovations!...ya...damn...YUFFIE I WANT THOSE NUC'S WHILE IMA WAITING FOR LITTLE CID TO BE FIXED!

Yuffie: -hands him the bombs- there you go...

Cait: -gets a pot and smokes it- eh..metalic-ey...yumm... x_o... -walks to the blender, tries to use it then stops infront of cid and looks up- Cid, i have some sad news for you..i think your blender is broken...

Cid: Ya thats why i called sephi to fix it -his pants are down around his ankles. His legs are silky smooth and shaven..not waxed. He puts peanut butter and jelly between the two wepons of mass destruction- Whew! that was a lot of work..

Sephiroth: -runs in and sees the sandwich- mm! pay before i work, eh? -eats the sandwich cid made and sticks his head in the blender- hey, it looks fine to me!! -turns it on, and dies a painful death from the blender. The electric currents cause the nuc's in his stomach to blow up too-

Cait: I TOLD YOU WE NEED A NEW CLEAN UP CREW!! -looks at cid- uh. you need to get a new blender...

Cid: -looks at the blended sephiroth- HEY KIDS! DINNERS READY!..-looks at cid jr.-..but..i mean..he's like my hommie...i mean..I've been there for him..and him forme..he's made me happy when i was blue!..i can't just replace him!

red: -runs inside- HOLY SHIT CID! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??? THATS...AH!! IM BLINDED!!! ._.;;;

Tifa: -walks downstairs calmly- whoo..-is swe sweaty- damnnn cloud..you ARE experienced...how'd you get so good??

Cloud:-runs into the kitchen and tries some sephiroth juice($5 a bottle)-MMM
tastes like sephiroth!

Tifa: o_o and you know this HOW cloud?!?! -looks to cid then nearly passes out- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE!! THATS SO SMALL! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF SHOWING IT!!!

cid: T.T..Don't call cid jr. small..hes just verticly impared..

cloud:-says with a mouthful of sephiroth- dun look small to me..'course i cant see it..

Tifa: im gona go see daddy..er...mommy..i have a little problem... 0=) -runs to the roof- Daddy..eh..Mommy!! i have a little problem.. and i was wondering if you could help me, your most favourite, 55DD bra-sized daughter...?

Vincent: What?

Tifa: TEACH ME YOUR MUD WRESTLING SECRETSLEASLEASE DADDY DADDY DADDY?????

Sephiroth: -runs around- LOVE ME!! Reveiw so these asses will write more!!!

Blaque: You call me an ass? You are going to hell next chapter!! XD!!

Dean: Sorry for the delay. Third chappy will be up VERY soon, promise! :D

Blaque:... [what was i supposed to say?] ... [oh yeah!] BAIII!!!!!!!!!


story©Blaque Iyakao&Dean Jem (ChocoboMog)
characters©squaresoft