The Hojo's
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Final Fantasy VII › Het - Male/Female
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Final Fantasy VII › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
15
Views:
1,030
Reviews:
31
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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I do not own Final Fantasy VII, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Hojo's Chapter Three
The Hojo’s Chapter Three!
(Author doesn’t own MythBusters, Final Fantasy VII, AC/DC, or Invader ZIM.)
((I had to stay offline for a while, and it prompted me to write the next chapter to everyone’s favorite foul mouthed foursome family The HOJO’S!))
Beth walked in from her first day of school, tired from spending the entire day with that girl named Yuffie. Beth walked towards the huge refrigerator. She opened it up and looked inside, and found what she wanted, a bag of ‘Chocobo Chocolate Ice Cream Puffies’ and Pocky.
She fixed a huge bowl of Chocolate Ice Cream Puffs and Pocky and walked into the living room, where she was soon wrestling Sephiroth for the remote control.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Beth set down her snack and tackled Sephiroth.
Sephiroth grumbled and tried to push Beth away, “Bitch! I want to watch fucking MythBusters!”
“NO! Fuck you! I am watching fucking Invader ZIM!”
Beth sucker punched Sephiroth in the jaw and he in turn threw her off the couch, onto Nanaki.
Nanaki cried and ran away.
Soon enough though, Beth had given up on trying to watch her show and went upstairs to do her homework.
“Sorry Nanaki” Beth petted the dog as she walked up the stairs.
***
Lucrecia came home about ten minutes later, and had a bag in her hand.
“Hey-a mom...” Sephiroth said, his legs dangling over the chair of the couch.
Lucrecia, with her free hand, grabbed the remote out of her son’s hand and threw it on the table, then she shooed his feet off the chair. “Get the fuck up... you lazy bastard”
“What’s biting your ass Mom?” Sephiroth hissed.
“Cid and Shera Highwind are going through a fucking divorce, I met him at the grocery store this afternoon, and I fucking invited him over for dinner tonight.” Lucrecia said, carrying her bag into the kitchen, she looked around, “Where the fuck is your sister?”
“Upstairs.” Sephiroth said, finishing off the Ice cream puffs and Pocky that Beth had left behind after the fight.
“Beth!” Lucrecia called, “Do you want to bring in groceries or put away?”
Beth opened her door, her headphones blaring, “Shit! I’ll bring in!”
Sephiroth grumbled, “Hey, I was sitting right here.”
“Kids doing their fucking homework get to pick their jobs first, kids watching brain rot get the damned left overs...” Lucrecia shot him a glance then looked up at Beth, “Cid is coming over for dinner, and he said he is bringing Vincent with him.”
Beth felt her face flush, but quickly ran outside to get the... the entire buggy full of groceries.
***
“How can you carry in ALL of the groceries at the same time?” Sephiroth said, looking at Beth, who’s job was taking about four minutes.
“Gravity All...” Beth smiled, releasing all the groceries on the huge table and floor around Sephiroth. Beth then went upstairs, where her mom was taking a shower.
“Mom?” She stood at the door.
“Come in dear, I’m almost done in here.” Lucrecia opened the door, and showed that she was wrapped in a towel and had her hair wrapped up too. “How was your first day of school?”
“Fucking horrible...” Beth sighed.
“What happened?”
“That bitch girl is in two of my classes... but I did play Dodge Ball in Gym...”
***
“Damn...fuck...” Sephiroth grumbled as he put the groceries away.
“Didn’t do your homework again, did ya son?”
Sephiroth turned around, “It’s not fucking fair, Beth knows how to irk me so well...”
“Don’t let it get to you, that fucking bitch is going to get it...” Dr. Hojo said, smiling.
“Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.” Sephiroth smiled.
***
Beth was upstairs, deciding in her HUGE closet what to wear for the ‘dinner date.’ She wanted to impress the mysterious man.
“Sis...” Sephiroth opened the door with her laundry, “I thought I’d bring up your fucking clean clothes.”
“Thank you brother- wait, what are you up to?” Beth said, taking the basket away from him.
“Nothing... Hurry and get dressed, our bitch mom wants you to help her make some Vlakorados hor d’oeuvres shit and help with the main course.”
Beth glared at her brother as he stood with the door opened, “DO YOU FUCKING MIND? I AM TRYING TO FUCKING CHANGE!”
Moments later, Beth appeared downstairs, wearing a pair of black (go figure) jeans and a cute black and red top. “You needed help Mother?”
“Wow, someone looks nice.” Dr. Hojo said, laughing behind the paper he was reading. “Is that Vincent gentleman coming over?”
Sephiroth grumbled, “Sis, he’s married you know.”
Beth whipped around and almost smacked her face into Sephiroth’s face, she spoke in a dangerous tone. “I don’t care if he’s married, a man shouldn’t be forced into something that he doesn’t want!”
Sephiroth’s eyes were wide as he looked at Beth then turned to the living room.
Beth smiled at her mom, “Hey, What are you making there?”
Lucrecia looked up at her, “I am carving up some of the Vlakorados steaks... you could get me the pepper.”
Beth nodded, “What’s for dinner?”
Lucrecia smiled, “Vlakorados pepper hor d’oeuvres, then some Jumping stew...”
Dr. Hojo looked up at Lucrecia as Beth turned to get the Jumping’s meat from the fridge, “I don’t like Jumping, you know that.”
“Yes, I fucking know that, but we are having guests, and they are to be treated well, do you understand me? No experimenting on them...”
“But I already have experimented on Vincent.” Dr. Hojo mumbled as he stood up to give the women their kitchen space.
Lucrecia yelled after him, “Tell your son to go shower!”
“My son, sure, when something bad happens he’s my son...” Dr. Hojo said as he sat on the couch beside Sephiroth, who was busy playing Final Fantasy X- XXX, uncut, uncensored series. “Go take a shower.”
Sephiroth looked up at his father and shrugged.
***
In the kitchen, Beth and Lucrecia were talking. “You know my friend from Midgar?” Lucrecia said as she finished with her preparring.
“You mean Danielle?” Beth said, chopping some fat off the meat.
“Yes, that’s her... she wrote me today saying that she was going to come and visit us for a week.”
“Oh good.” Beth smiled, thinking of Danielle, who was close to her own age, “I like her.”
Lucrecia got a smirk, “I think we should invite Cid over to meet her.”
“Mom... you evil thing you!” Beth said, laughing a little.
***
Sephiroth was upstairs fitting a tie onto his nice outfit, his hair was still slightly damp from the nice hot shower he had just taken.
Lucrecia came into the living room and looked around, “Did Sephiroth go upstairs to clean up?”
Hojo nodded, showing his sparkling yellow Manipulate materia, showing that he was using it.
“How many fucking times did I fucking tell you not to use any fucking materia on our son?” Lucrecia said, thwapping Dr. Eugene Hojo on the skull. “Cid and Vincent will be here soon.”
“What time did you tell them to come over for supper?” Dr. Hojo said.
“I said about six... come, come on and mix the drinks...” Lucrecia said, shooing Hojo off the couch.
***
Sephiroth soon overcame the Manipulate and looked at himself, wearing a full suit and tie. He quickly put that vulgar thing, the only item he wore to either dances, funerals or weddings, in the far back of his closet.
Sephiroth grabbed a pair of super baggy black jeans and put on a tight AC/DC shirt that was ripped on the sleeves and bottom. There, he thought, he felt more like himself.
***
The doorbell rang, and in the kitchen, Beth froze while tossing the Reagen and Sylkis greens salad, her heart skipped a beat, both out of lust and fear. She silently hopped that the bitch Yuffie hadn’t told her ‘hubby dear’ what had happened in Gym class that day. Suddenly, Beth noticed that she became itchy, very, very itchy, and she was getting hives.
Lucrecia yelled at Sephiroth, “Damn it boy, get the fucking door!”
Sephiroth sighed and walked towards the door, praying that his sister wouldn’t try to become a homewrecker.
***
(Sorry about the cliffie! But next up, Cid and Vincent come over for dinner. I wrote this in an hour that I had to stay off the internet, and my friend told me to have Cid to get a divorce, and then have the Danielle character come in and date him.)
(Author doesn’t own MythBusters, Final Fantasy VII, AC/DC, or Invader ZIM.)
((I had to stay offline for a while, and it prompted me to write the next chapter to everyone’s favorite foul mouthed foursome family The HOJO’S!))
Beth walked in from her first day of school, tired from spending the entire day with that girl named Yuffie. Beth walked towards the huge refrigerator. She opened it up and looked inside, and found what she wanted, a bag of ‘Chocobo Chocolate Ice Cream Puffies’ and Pocky.
She fixed a huge bowl of Chocolate Ice Cream Puffs and Pocky and walked into the living room, where she was soon wrestling Sephiroth for the remote control.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Beth set down her snack and tackled Sephiroth.
Sephiroth grumbled and tried to push Beth away, “Bitch! I want to watch fucking MythBusters!”
“NO! Fuck you! I am watching fucking Invader ZIM!”
Beth sucker punched Sephiroth in the jaw and he in turn threw her off the couch, onto Nanaki.
Nanaki cried and ran away.
Soon enough though, Beth had given up on trying to watch her show and went upstairs to do her homework.
“Sorry Nanaki” Beth petted the dog as she walked up the stairs.
***
Lucrecia came home about ten minutes later, and had a bag in her hand.
“Hey-a mom...” Sephiroth said, his legs dangling over the chair of the couch.
Lucrecia, with her free hand, grabbed the remote out of her son’s hand and threw it on the table, then she shooed his feet off the chair. “Get the fuck up... you lazy bastard”
“What’s biting your ass Mom?” Sephiroth hissed.
“Cid and Shera Highwind are going through a fucking divorce, I met him at the grocery store this afternoon, and I fucking invited him over for dinner tonight.” Lucrecia said, carrying her bag into the kitchen, she looked around, “Where the fuck is your sister?”
“Upstairs.” Sephiroth said, finishing off the Ice cream puffs and Pocky that Beth had left behind after the fight.
“Beth!” Lucrecia called, “Do you want to bring in groceries or put away?”
Beth opened her door, her headphones blaring, “Shit! I’ll bring in!”
Sephiroth grumbled, “Hey, I was sitting right here.”
“Kids doing their fucking homework get to pick their jobs first, kids watching brain rot get the damned left overs...” Lucrecia shot him a glance then looked up at Beth, “Cid is coming over for dinner, and he said he is bringing Vincent with him.”
Beth felt her face flush, but quickly ran outside to get the... the entire buggy full of groceries.
***
“How can you carry in ALL of the groceries at the same time?” Sephiroth said, looking at Beth, who’s job was taking about four minutes.
“Gravity All...” Beth smiled, releasing all the groceries on the huge table and floor around Sephiroth. Beth then went upstairs, where her mom was taking a shower.
“Mom?” She stood at the door.
“Come in dear, I’m almost done in here.” Lucrecia opened the door, and showed that she was wrapped in a towel and had her hair wrapped up too. “How was your first day of school?”
“Fucking horrible...” Beth sighed.
“What happened?”
“That bitch girl is in two of my classes... but I did play Dodge Ball in Gym...”
***
“Damn...fuck...” Sephiroth grumbled as he put the groceries away.
“Didn’t do your homework again, did ya son?”
Sephiroth turned around, “It’s not fucking fair, Beth knows how to irk me so well...”
“Don’t let it get to you, that fucking bitch is going to get it...” Dr. Hojo said, smiling.
“Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh.” Sephiroth smiled.
***
Beth was upstairs, deciding in her HUGE closet what to wear for the ‘dinner date.’ She wanted to impress the mysterious man.
“Sis...” Sephiroth opened the door with her laundry, “I thought I’d bring up your fucking clean clothes.”
“Thank you brother- wait, what are you up to?” Beth said, taking the basket away from him.
“Nothing... Hurry and get dressed, our bitch mom wants you to help her make some Vlakorados hor d’oeuvres shit and help with the main course.”
Beth glared at her brother as he stood with the door opened, “DO YOU FUCKING MIND? I AM TRYING TO FUCKING CHANGE!”
Moments later, Beth appeared downstairs, wearing a pair of black (go figure) jeans and a cute black and red top. “You needed help Mother?”
“Wow, someone looks nice.” Dr. Hojo said, laughing behind the paper he was reading. “Is that Vincent gentleman coming over?”
Sephiroth grumbled, “Sis, he’s married you know.”
Beth whipped around and almost smacked her face into Sephiroth’s face, she spoke in a dangerous tone. “I don’t care if he’s married, a man shouldn’t be forced into something that he doesn’t want!”
Sephiroth’s eyes were wide as he looked at Beth then turned to the living room.
Beth smiled at her mom, “Hey, What are you making there?”
Lucrecia looked up at her, “I am carving up some of the Vlakorados steaks... you could get me the pepper.”
Beth nodded, “What’s for dinner?”
Lucrecia smiled, “Vlakorados pepper hor d’oeuvres, then some Jumping stew...”
Dr. Hojo looked up at Lucrecia as Beth turned to get the Jumping’s meat from the fridge, “I don’t like Jumping, you know that.”
“Yes, I fucking know that, but we are having guests, and they are to be treated well, do you understand me? No experimenting on them...”
“But I already have experimented on Vincent.” Dr. Hojo mumbled as he stood up to give the women their kitchen space.
Lucrecia yelled after him, “Tell your son to go shower!”
“My son, sure, when something bad happens he’s my son...” Dr. Hojo said as he sat on the couch beside Sephiroth, who was busy playing Final Fantasy X- XXX, uncut, uncensored series. “Go take a shower.”
Sephiroth looked up at his father and shrugged.
***
In the kitchen, Beth and Lucrecia were talking. “You know my friend from Midgar?” Lucrecia said as she finished with her preparring.
“You mean Danielle?” Beth said, chopping some fat off the meat.
“Yes, that’s her... she wrote me today saying that she was going to come and visit us for a week.”
“Oh good.” Beth smiled, thinking of Danielle, who was close to her own age, “I like her.”
Lucrecia got a smirk, “I think we should invite Cid over to meet her.”
“Mom... you evil thing you!” Beth said, laughing a little.
***
Sephiroth was upstairs fitting a tie onto his nice outfit, his hair was still slightly damp from the nice hot shower he had just taken.
Lucrecia came into the living room and looked around, “Did Sephiroth go upstairs to clean up?”
Hojo nodded, showing his sparkling yellow Manipulate materia, showing that he was using it.
“How many fucking times did I fucking tell you not to use any fucking materia on our son?” Lucrecia said, thwapping Dr. Eugene Hojo on the skull. “Cid and Vincent will be here soon.”
“What time did you tell them to come over for supper?” Dr. Hojo said.
“I said about six... come, come on and mix the drinks...” Lucrecia said, shooing Hojo off the couch.
***
Sephiroth soon overcame the Manipulate and looked at himself, wearing a full suit and tie. He quickly put that vulgar thing, the only item he wore to either dances, funerals or weddings, in the far back of his closet.
Sephiroth grabbed a pair of super baggy black jeans and put on a tight AC/DC shirt that was ripped on the sleeves and bottom. There, he thought, he felt more like himself.
***
The doorbell rang, and in the kitchen, Beth froze while tossing the Reagen and Sylkis greens salad, her heart skipped a beat, both out of lust and fear. She silently hopped that the bitch Yuffie hadn’t told her ‘hubby dear’ what had happened in Gym class that day. Suddenly, Beth noticed that she became itchy, very, very itchy, and she was getting hives.
Lucrecia yelled at Sephiroth, “Damn it boy, get the fucking door!”
Sephiroth sighed and walked towards the door, praying that his sister wouldn’t try to become a homewrecker.
***
(Sorry about the cliffie! But next up, Cid and Vincent come over for dinner. I wrote this in an hour that I had to stay off the internet, and my friend told me to have Cid to get a divorce, and then have the Danielle character come in and date him.)