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Final Fantasy VIII › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,225
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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Chapter Three
Xu’s Revenge
A Final Fantasy VIII Fan Fic
All characters and locations are owned by SquareSoft
Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content
Feedback: Desired
By Bubblegom
Chapter Three
Seifer returned to his room after lunch to find a top of the line Garden VCR and written directions resting on his bed. Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth and because his mother, if he had known who she was, wouldn’t have raised him to be a fool, Seifer made plans to do as he was told. Besides he had a damn good idea who sent this to him and what it concerned and the first letter of the person’s name was X and the last letter was U.
By 6:30 that evening, he was sequestered in a room at the Balamb Hotel with the VCR hooked up to the TV ready to record. Seifer had been informed there was a segment coming on at 7:05 on ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ that he no doubt would like to record and have on video tape.
TV broadcast in their world had remained fractionalized. For instance the island of Balamb produced and broadcast its’ own shows in the local vicinity. There was no such thing as a national syndication of a show unless Galbadia felt a need to broadcast something out to the world using the tower in Dollet.
The same would hold for Dollet if Deling City would ever give permission for them to use it, which they hadn’t up until that point. Esthar had satellites which could be used to broadcast something to the entire world, but usually if it was something worthwhile Galbadia would do its’ best to jam the signals from the tower in Dollet. If it was something lamebrain from Laguna, they would be more than happy to let it go out to the rest of the world.
The Garden was different because it was associated with no one place and might be subject to move at any given time. Therefore they did several different things for entertainment. They had their own small studio to produce shows in. They had a highly sophisticated computer program which allowed them to literally make a movie or show from start to finish with the help of a video and movie camera, and web cam. In fact, the public relations department had produced several fine short features which were shown in different places extolling the virtues of the Garden.
The Garden also had a certain percentage of money budgeted to buy movies and television shows as entertainment for their students and staff. Another thing that would happen is if the Garden was stationed for an extended period outside of one location it would begin to act as a deterrent to possible enemy attack in that area.
Consequently Balamb would usually send to the Garden most of its’ programming, but it would be by necessity a day later. The show that Seifer would watch in a few minutes wouldn’t be watched in the Garden until the next day. This would play right into his hands Seifer hoped.
At seven o’clock the show came on as scheduled. Seifer saw the smarmy greased back black-haired smug appearing host with the annoying voice do the lead-in which was the same everyday except for what the date was. Then the show went to it’s usual run of commercials.
Seifer sat comfortably directly in front of the set and when the show came back on, Seifer hit record on the VCR and sat back to enjoy the mayhem.
“Hi!” the host brightly greeted, “I’m Barry Springer, and you’re not. Today we are proud to present to you another one of our ‘Where Are They Now?’ segments. You might want to run the kiddies off now, not because they will see anything particularly offensive – I know, darn it! – haha. But because you won’t want them bugging you for anything when you’re watching this – it’s that good.”
“Tonight we are headlining the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly.”
Here Seifer’s heart sang. ‘I was right!’ he gloated. ‘This is gonna mean some big Gil for me.’
“I’m sure you remember the sorceress, it wasn’t that long ago she was one of the world’s biggest heroes fighting off that monster Ultimecia and saving the entire world from Time Compression. But I guess as it has turned out this particular hero is now more than slightly tarnished.”
“I believe her first mistake was wanting to become a SeeD which she somehow accomplished although one questions why a sorceress wouldn’t just be content being one. After all, presently to our knowledge there is only one known sorceress in all the world.”
“Now a certain tape has been sent to us purporting to be of the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly and casting her in an inappropriate light but not an unattractive one – hehe. A team of our experts, myself included, have poured over this tape for hours to ascertain if it is authentic. I myself made of a copy of this tape and took it home to study late at night after everyone else had gone to bed and it is indeed the sorceress.”
"Ok, we’re gonna roll the tape and I will explain it as we go. Apparently as you can see here the sorceress has had difficulty in her official duties as a SeeD and rather than take a written reprimand from her loyal and fair minded supervisor, she chose – as unbelievable as this sounds to a rational person - to strip herself naked and march through the Garden in the middle of the day time – and I’m terribly sorry to tell you this, but there were also children present who were subjected to this most cruel and unkind of child abuse.”
“Unfortunately we have no sound to go with this, but after all, every picture tells a story, don’t it? Now this is the very beginning of the episode. You can see that the sorceress is highly upset about something and then – oops! There goes the uniform blouse.”
Now I realize it’s a damn shame that she was actually wearing that kind of slutty bra, and if it really bothers you, feel free to turn your head. The next thing on the agenda is of course her uniform skirt and off it goes and again, I’m sorry to say she was wearing very little in the panty department.”
“Now with the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly standing in her bra and panties, we will take a station break and be back in five minutes. Don’t miss any of the second part of the show now.”
Seifer hit the pause button and laughed outloud for the first time since the show had began. ‘Oh this is awesome!’ he thought. ‘I’m gonna have a marketing empire on my hands with this.’
“Welcome back to the second part of the show – the unveiling as it were of the Sorceress Heartilly. Of course you realize there’s only so much we can show you because this isn’t x-rated TV, but personally I think it’s a damn shame. I have perused this tape, as I’ve mentioned, many times and it would behoove people to be able to get the whole story on this.”
“Anyway here we see her turn away and then as a second thought come back and slam her shoes down on the desk. Now it gets good here. I’m sorry, I mean that the sorceress’ behavior now becomes completely immature bordering on freakish as you can see for yourselves. She has unfastened her bra and allowed it to slide halfway down her arms exposing her breasts down to just above her nipples. Aren’t those breasts nice by the way? Can we get a close up of those?”
“Oops! There’s our blur – sorry.”
Here Seifer moved very close to the TV and squinted. ‘Oh yeah!’ he gloated. ‘I can remove that without any problem.’
“Next we see her,” the announcer began to intone again, “beginning to slide her panties down over those steamy shapely – I’m sorry – off her body. Oops! There go the panties and here comes our blur. Sorry folks! But I can tell you this – she shaves, if you get my drift. Now as the sorceress was standing completely starkers in front of God knows who, she all of the sudden gets shy and attempts to cover up. Then strangely she straightens back up completely keeping her arms by her side as though she’s at some kind of nakedness inspection – hehe. If you have the original tape, this shot here makes an excellent freeze frame. I’m not quite sure what was happening here and like I’ve said, I’ve watched this a number of times. The Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly is apparently sexually stimulating herself through magic. I would just like to go on record as saying it is truly a hideous example of magical power run amuck.”
Seifer leaned forward again to take a much closer look at the screen. ‘They did a superior job of erasing Xu,’ he thought. ‘She must have send them the tape with the understanding that they edit out anybody else. And this schmuck never saw the original copy. He just took home a pirated copy and diddled himself to it. Poor Rinoa, to provide the stimulus for this jerk to pretend he’s shagging her. Why, she wouldn’t let this clown kiss her rectum.’
“And there she goes folks leaving the office and unfortunately she doesn’t come back; I mean fortunately we don’t have to watch any more of that. And that’s our show for tonight. Stay tuned as we preview tomorrow night’s show – the Elder of the Shumi Tribe – is he all he’s cracked up to be?”
Snap. Seifer stood up after pushing stop on the VCR and turning the TV off.
‘And now for my applied expertise,’ he gloated once again.
In Esthar, in a room full of TV monitors displaying different shows from around the world, Ward heaved himself up from his chair and went to locate Laguna. He needed to hear about this right away!
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The first inkling that Rinoa had that anything might be amiss with their ordinary TV viewing time was when Zell came racing up to her all flushed because of his exertion of running through the Garden to reach her side before the programming began.
As he knelt by her front row seat in the special SeeD section, he was gasping for breath and attempting to speak at the same time.
“Slow down, Zell,” Selphie complained. “What could be so important?”
Selphie was seated as usual by Rinoa’s right side. “Um…I – I just talked to my Ma and she said Rinoa was on ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ yesterday."
Rinoa’s mouth dropped agape knowing instinctively what it was. ‘That bitch! I’m gonna get her, I should show those pictures to Edea tonight, but I’d hate to get Cid in trouble and Xu knows it!’
“Aren’t you the sly one?” Selphie asked nudging her elbow into Rinoa. “You didn’t say a word about it.”
Before Rinoa could explain what she thought it concerned, Zell exclaimed, “No! It’s not like that, it’s terrible!”
Rinoa realized from Zell’s last comment she was correct in her assumptions, although knowing what an alarmist Zell was caused her to minimize the situation.
‘After all,’ she thought, ‘what can they show on TV? Me in my bra and panties? Heck, I was just stripped stark naked and whipped severely in front of two hundred people. Don’t make me laugh! Xu will have to do better than that.’
Rinoa realized this was the reason Xu had given a blanket dictum for everyone in the Garden to watch TV which was only given in the times of national emergency.
“Shhh, everybody!” Rinoa ordered. Zell took this opportunity to sit on the floor at Rinoa’s feet.
The room fell quiet as the opening musical theme to ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ filled the room. Five minutes into the actual show most of the inhabitants of the TV room were in hysterics relating to the droll commentary by Barry Springer. Some students were actually rolling around on the floor they were so out of control.
Selphie and Zell were staring stoically ahead, but inside themselves they too were cracking up. The only person who didn’t see the humor was the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly who was considering liable action. Ultimately she realized Xu was responsible, but she thought that any responsible news gathering organization had the task of interviewing the subject and learning their viewpoint before airing the news program or writing the article. Rinoa realized that no one had ever confused shows of the ilk of ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ with a responsible news gathering show.
By the time, the show had reached the point where the host said, “I have perused this tape, as I’ve mentioned, many times and it would behoove people to be able to get the whole story on this,” Rinoa had decided she would leave the Garden one evening and pay this gentleman a visit. She fully expected that when she left his residence he would be a sleeping, blind, poisoned, petrified zombie. After all Cid hadn’t said she specifically had to be on a mission to be junctioned, he only said that Rinoa could no longer be junctioned while in the Garden.
Rinoa stood up to leave when it became obvious that the rest of the show would show her mostly blurred out. In fact, she realized she really would appear more dressed in the blurred than she had looked in her scanty bra and panties.
Static filled the screen momentarily and then Seifer Almasy sat looking out at the audience rather than the host. Rinoa suddenly had a bad, bad feeling and sank wearily back into her chair.
“Hey out there in TV land,” the blond man greeted. “Seifer Almasy here. I’ll turn you back over to that insipid bozo in a minute, but first allow me to tell you about a one time only special deal. For the extremely low price of 300 Gil you can own your own video tape of this program. It will only be available through PaidFriend at NakedRinoa.com. I know you’re asking why would you want to pay your hard earned money for this nonsense program, my answer is wait and see. Mwahaha! See you later, me hearties.”
Rinoa actually shuddered when the static returned and the show resumed. When the show reached the point where the host explained, “She has unfastened her bra and allowed it to slide halfway down her arms exposing her breasts down to just above her nipples. Aren’t those breasts nice by the way? Can we get a close up of those?
Oops! There’s our blur – sorry.”
THERE WAS NO BLUR!
There was only Rinoa’s awesome appearing breasts, nipples and all filling the television screen and with a sixty inch wide set, that’s a lot of filling. Rinoa wasn’t even surprised as she had expected this ever since Seifer had interrupted the show, but it still didn’t make it any easier to deal with.
The room exploded in a cacophony of noise and most of the young males rushed the TV set. Selphie turned and said something with a look of anguish on her face, but of course Rinoa couldn’t comprehend what she said because of the level of noise in the room.
Unbelievably the noise even grew louder when the program actually presented Rinoa in all her uncovered glory when she removed her panties. ‘At least this show is only being piped into the Garden,’ Rinoa thought.
The room grew hushed with shock when the tape reached the part where Xu would have been completely visible if she had not been electronically erased. Of course what was left was a totally obscene view of Rinoa with her legs spread wide and her vagina actually appearing to be open and moving inside of it on its’ own.
That hush proved to be the calm before the next storm as the show stopped. No, the show wasn’t over, the frame just froze right at the most possible degrading second. And then something even more horrible happened, at least as far as Rinoa was concerned.
Seifer’s voice came on over the frozen frame on the set. “Just wanted everyone to know that somehow Deling City was convinced that it would be in their best interests politically if they could undermine the power of the sorceress and consequently the entire Garden and they agreed to pick up the broadcast from here from the tower in Dollet and then broadcast it all over the world as we sat and watched it this afternoon.”
‘Oh Hyne no!’ Rinoa screamed but only in her mind. That single piece of information that said the entire world had watched her strip herself naked in front of a camera completely proved her undoing. Her vision swam in front of her. Rinoa went to stand up to help clear her head and instead pitched forward, passed out dead away.
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When Rinoa initially fainted, Zell had just picked her as though she were as light as a feather and carried her in his arms as he sprinted to the clinic. It was the fastest way by far that she could have traveled there.
As soon as they arrived, Dr. Kadowaki had Rinoa placed in a room where she quickly monitored all of the young sorceress’ vital signs and discovered there was basically nothing wrong physically. Rinoa had just fainted. The doctor went off to see some other patients who more critically needed her assistance and when she returned a few minutes later to check on Rinoa’s progress, she was shocked to discover Rinoa had disappeared.
Rinoa awoke to discover she was laying strapped stark naked on a bed. Her initial thought was how strange for the doctor to have restrained her and why the heck did she take away all her clothing and left her no sheet. She had never done that before. But Rinoa quickly realized she was no longer in the clinic as she observed Xu standing across the room grinning at her.
“You bitch!” snarled Rinoa. “Let me go!”
“Not a chance, until you give me those pictures.”
“Well, gee, Xu, I don’t seem to have them on me – as you can see since you took all my clothes!”
Xu strode quickly over the side of Rinoa and leaned over her lying flat on her back on the bed. Xu pointed straight up to the ceiling. “You know what’s up there, Rinoa?”
“Uh, the moon and the sun?”
“Haha! You always were a clever girl – too clever for your own good, I’m afraid. No, up there is a web cam. As we speak you are being broadcast live over the internet.”
“Help!” Rinoa screamed. “I have been held captive by Commander Xu of the Garden!”
“Nice try, except for one thing – there’s no sound. And I doubt if anyone could read lips they would believe you and I really doubt any one will be watching your mouth when we get done with you.”
Sheer terror ran through Rinoa at Xu’s last statement. ‘What in Hyne’s name are they going to do to me?’ she wondered.
“What in Hyne’s name are you going to do to me?” Rinoa asked, her voice trembling.
“Oh, wait and see,” Xu sneered. “It’s guaranteed, though, you won’t like it. But it can be avoided if you tell me where you’ve hidden those pictures.”
‘Where in the hell are we anyway?’ Rinoa wondered, glancing around the room as far as her restraints would allow her.
“Where in the hell are we?” Rinoa demanded. It was a dismal appearing room; stained green floors, flaking yellow walls and a hideous red ceiling.
“Never you mind, where we are. Your concern should be telling me where those pictures are,” Xu declared. “If you don’t tell me, we’re somewhere they’ll never find you.”
“Xu?” Rinoa asked, “You really want me to tell you where they are?”
“Of course,” she answered.
“Well, then come down here and I’ll tell you. Well, come on, I won’t bite,” Rinoa invited.
Xu crossed to the bed and leaned down. Rinoa pushed her head up as much as she could and planted a great big kiss on Xu’s unsuspecting lips.
“Ewww!” Xu complained, wiping the back of her hand across her mouth. “I’d heard you gone queer, but I didn’t believe it.”
“I’m a gay masochist,” Rinoa announced proudly.
“Whatever, I’ve got just the thing to straighten you out.”
Nida stepped out from somewhere wearing only a large erection, black socks and a black mask across his face in an effort to disguise him.
Both Rinoa and Xu broke out into laughter. ‘What the hell is he doing?’ The young sorceress wondered.
“What the hell are you doing?” Xu demanded, between chuckles. “What is that mask for?”
“To disguise who I am obviously,” he replied rather indignantly.
“Nida, surely Rinoa will now tell me where the pictures are. No one would choose to be ravaged by someone who looks as stupid as you do and what’s with the black socks?”
“Awww, why do you always have to say things like that to me? And my feet are cold.”
“I’m not telling you where those pictures are and you keep him away from me or you’ll be sorry,” Rinoa said forthrightly.
Xu flushed with anger. “You’re laying there naked, bound to a bed and threatening me? I can’t believe it! Nida, get over there and rape her.”
“You stay away from me, Nida. I’m warning you,” Rinoa threatened again.
“Now Nida!” Xu ordered.
Nida’s head was swiveling back and forth between the young sorceress and his immediate supervisor, almost as if he was being counseled by a very angry angel and the devil herself.
Nida walked closely by the bed and noticed Rinoa’s legs were still tightly bound together and tied down to the bed itself.
“Hey,” he complained. “I can’t do anything to her when she’s tied down like this.”
“Oh, alright,” Xu sighed. “Hang on a minute, willya?”
“This is your last warning, Nida,” Rinoa cautioned.
Nida grinned down at her.
‘Okay, you little shit. Don’t say I didn’t warn you,’ the captive woman thought.
Xu untied Rinoa’s legs from each other and also the bed and then stepped back allowing them their privacy. ‘Well,’ Xu thought, ‘as much privacy as you can have when a web cam is broadcasting your every move to the world.’
Nida moved in for the kill – he thought. He knelt on the bed between Rinoa’s legs and directly in front of the altar of her sex. ‘Oh great Hyne, this is almost religious,’ he thought.
It was his last conscious thought….for quite a while. Rinoa quickly kicked him hard in the nose shattering it. She could have driven it up into his brain killing him instantly, but she had decided he probably wouldn’t have noticed the difference.
Then, before Nida could move away since he was presently preoccupied with shrieking in pain and holding his hands over his nose, Rinoa wrapped her long legs around his neck tightly. She tightened her grip even further and then twisted his neck one turn. CRACK!
The young sorceress removed her legs and Nida fell sideways off the bed onto the floor and lay still.
“Oh sweet Hyne!” Xu screamed. “You’ve killed him. Thanks a hella lot, Rinoa. I finally find someone to screw and you kill him.”
Rinoa laughed. “Your concern for Nida touches me deeply, but he’s not dead. I just cracked a bone in his neck. He should be up and around…oh, I’d say in about a year and a half.”
Observing that the look of anguish still remained on Xu’s usual stoic features, Rinoa further explained, “But as soon they get him locked down with that crown of thorns neck mechanism, you’ll be able to climb up on him to your heart’s content. In fact, it should give new meaning to the term, ‘visiting hours.’
“Yeah, good, but now what am I going to do about you? I just ‘knew’ you would tell me where those pictures were rather than let Nida rape you.”
“Well, that still leaves you,” Rinoa explained, smiling seductively at her.
“Me?!” Xu questioned incredulously.
“Oh God, keep away, Xu! No, don’t come near me! I might have to tell you where the pictures are if you do!” Rinoa cried out in a falsetto voice.
Rinoa was moving her legs wide and then bringing them back together in a scissoring fashion totally exposing her wide open vagina. This she would alternate with drawing her legs up with her knees bent and thrusting her pubic mound up toward the ceiling in a imitation of the sexual act.
‘Oh, to hell with it,’ Xu thought, moving to the side of the bed. Rinoa reached up and pulled Xu down on top of her. The older woman had just enough time to realize that Rinoa had slipped her binds completely and could have gotten up at any time when the young woman began to kiss her furiously while running her hands up and down Xu’s uniform searching for a zipper or buttons.
Rinoa grasped the waistband to Xu’s uniform skirt and ran her hand around it until she located the zipper. As the young sorceress began to pull the zipper down, Xu pulled away from Rinoa’s kiss attempting to get up.
Rinoa let loose of the zipper momentarily and pulled Xu close to her to nuzzle her neck.
“Remember when I told you to come closer, that I wouldn’t bite?” Rinoa murmured.
“Uh huh,” Xu giggled.
“I lied!” Rinoa bite hard into Xu’s lower lip.
“Top tat too tit!” Xu screamed.
Rinoa paid no attention and pulled the zipper on Xu’s skirt down and pushed her skirt off her body. She slid her hands inside of the woman’s white panties and caressed her rounded bottom before pulling Xu up to her where she could wrap her legs around the female officer’s hips tightly.
Rinoa realized Xu would never escape her now no matter what she did, so she let go of Xu’s lower lip with her teeth.
“Damn it, Rinoa! What were you doing?” Xu complained.
“Oh, shut up and kiss me, you fool.”
Xu finally got into the spirit of the proceedings and kissed Rinoa hard over and over. The dark-haired young woman sighed and wiggled under Xu contentedly. She clutched the bottom of Xu’s blouse and pulled it up by her shoulders and then unclasped her bra and slid it out leaving Xu’s breasts rubbing directly on hers. Rinoa felt her nipples harden immediately and she also felt Xu’s had grown erect.
She slid her hands down her lover’s bare back and then around her body into her panties. Rinoa felt with her hands probing until she discovered Xu was sopping wet.
‘She’s ready,’ the young sorceress thought.
She pulled her hands back out and grasped the waistband of Xu’s panties and ripped them off and finished by flinging them on the floor. Rinoa began to thrust her cunt up into Xu’s in a very haphazard fashion due to flying blind, so to speak, but fortunately kept hitting her hardened clit against Xu’s
“Oh God, Rinoa, what are you doing to me?” Xu gasped.
“I’m raping you, stupid - mwahaha!” Rinoa cackled.
The black-haired young sorceress slid her hands around Xu’s behind once again and then almost casually slipped one finger into Xu’s opened vagina from behind. Xu hunched backwards into Rinoa’s finger, so the young sorceress put in one more finger, stretching her cunt lips a bit more.
Then Rinoa slid in three fingers and never missed a thrust. Xu was groaning and tossing and turning on top of Rinoa. Rinoa slid in one more making it all four fingers.
“Oh God!’ Xu screamed finally understanding the principle of pleasure/pain.
Combining her four fingers into a fist Rinoa simulated the wang on an elephant thrusting in and out of Xu’s black pubic-haired cunt hole.
“Oh stop! Don’t! Stop!” Xu screamed louder and louder until her orgasm fluttered up through her. “Oh, God, Don’t stop! Oh, Hyne! I’m cummmmming!”
Right then before Rinoa could say anything, she heard some banging on the outside of one of the walls; then some small stones were shaken loose and then a huge hole of bricks fell out of the wall onto the floor and Zell stepped through it followed closely by some male upperclassmen.
“Zell!” Rinoa happily called out. “Where did you come from? How did you ever find us?”
“It really wasn’t that difficult,” Zell explained dryly, “since you just happened to be in a hidden area of a subbasement. Actually you owe your good fortune to Seifer, he’s the one who finally felt bad enough to tell us where you were. Xu, by the power given to me by Cid, I hereby am arresting you on the charges of kidnapping and extortion. Stand up so I can formally arrest you.”
Xu automatically began to stand until Rinoa refused to let her up, because she still had her legs wrapped tightly around the other woman’s waist.
“Stop it,” Rinoa softly cautioned. “What do you have in mind? Standing up and waving that black thatched pussy of yours at him and it’s probably still leaking jism.”
Xu flushed bright red. “You’re right, I wasn’t thinking.”
Rinoa was more interested in the fact that Xu was currently her only piece of apparel at the moment and she didn’t want to display any more of her naked body to Zell or to any other man of Garden for that matter if she could help it.
Rinoa said sharply, “Zell, in case you haven’t noticed Xu and I both need some clothes. Go get some for us! Take those bozos with you and don’t bring them back. Tell the doctor that Nida has a chipped bone in his neck and to bring the stretcher specially made for that purpose. And despite what Cid says, I am not pressing charges against Xu.”
“What?!” Zell questioned, highly upset.
“You heard me, I didn’t stutter. I’m not pressing charges against Xu. Now go on.”
“You know, Rinoa,” Zell declared. “You get stranger and stranger every day.”
“Thank you, Zell,” the young woman grinned at him. “Coming from you I consider that a compliment.”
Zell stood for a moment, blinked a few times, scratched the back of his head and said, “Huh?”
“Go on!” Rinoa and Xu both demanded.
And that’s how it came to pass that a few hours later Rinoa and Xu lay in Rinoa’s bed with their completely nude bodies completely intertwined with each other. Just before Rinoa dozed off into much needed rest, Rinoa whispered, “Xu, I’m still not giving you those pics.”
“Damn it Rinoa!” Xu cursed.
Rinoa laughed heartily or is that heartilly – Bwahaha!
The End?
Stay tuned for Squall’s revenge.
A Final Fantasy VIII Fan Fic
All characters and locations are owned by SquareSoft
Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content
Feedback: Desired
By Bubblegom
Chapter Three
Seifer returned to his room after lunch to find a top of the line Garden VCR and written directions resting on his bed. Never one to look a gift horse in the mouth and because his mother, if he had known who she was, wouldn’t have raised him to be a fool, Seifer made plans to do as he was told. Besides he had a damn good idea who sent this to him and what it concerned and the first letter of the person’s name was X and the last letter was U.
By 6:30 that evening, he was sequestered in a room at the Balamb Hotel with the VCR hooked up to the TV ready to record. Seifer had been informed there was a segment coming on at 7:05 on ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ that he no doubt would like to record and have on video tape.
TV broadcast in their world had remained fractionalized. For instance the island of Balamb produced and broadcast its’ own shows in the local vicinity. There was no such thing as a national syndication of a show unless Galbadia felt a need to broadcast something out to the world using the tower in Dollet.
The same would hold for Dollet if Deling City would ever give permission for them to use it, which they hadn’t up until that point. Esthar had satellites which could be used to broadcast something to the entire world, but usually if it was something worthwhile Galbadia would do its’ best to jam the signals from the tower in Dollet. If it was something lamebrain from Laguna, they would be more than happy to let it go out to the rest of the world.
The Garden was different because it was associated with no one place and might be subject to move at any given time. Therefore they did several different things for entertainment. They had their own small studio to produce shows in. They had a highly sophisticated computer program which allowed them to literally make a movie or show from start to finish with the help of a video and movie camera, and web cam. In fact, the public relations department had produced several fine short features which were shown in different places extolling the virtues of the Garden.
The Garden also had a certain percentage of money budgeted to buy movies and television shows as entertainment for their students and staff. Another thing that would happen is if the Garden was stationed for an extended period outside of one location it would begin to act as a deterrent to possible enemy attack in that area.
Consequently Balamb would usually send to the Garden most of its’ programming, but it would be by necessity a day later. The show that Seifer would watch in a few minutes wouldn’t be watched in the Garden until the next day. This would play right into his hands Seifer hoped.
At seven o’clock the show came on as scheduled. Seifer saw the smarmy greased back black-haired smug appearing host with the annoying voice do the lead-in which was the same everyday except for what the date was. Then the show went to it’s usual run of commercials.
Seifer sat comfortably directly in front of the set and when the show came back on, Seifer hit record on the VCR and sat back to enjoy the mayhem.
“Hi!” the host brightly greeted, “I’m Barry Springer, and you’re not. Today we are proud to present to you another one of our ‘Where Are They Now?’ segments. You might want to run the kiddies off now, not because they will see anything particularly offensive – I know, darn it! – haha. But because you won’t want them bugging you for anything when you’re watching this – it’s that good.”
“Tonight we are headlining the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly.”
Here Seifer’s heart sang. ‘I was right!’ he gloated. ‘This is gonna mean some big Gil for me.’
“I’m sure you remember the sorceress, it wasn’t that long ago she was one of the world’s biggest heroes fighting off that monster Ultimecia and saving the entire world from Time Compression. But I guess as it has turned out this particular hero is now more than slightly tarnished.”
“I believe her first mistake was wanting to become a SeeD which she somehow accomplished although one questions why a sorceress wouldn’t just be content being one. After all, presently to our knowledge there is only one known sorceress in all the world.”
“Now a certain tape has been sent to us purporting to be of the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly and casting her in an inappropriate light but not an unattractive one – hehe. A team of our experts, myself included, have poured over this tape for hours to ascertain if it is authentic. I myself made of a copy of this tape and took it home to study late at night after everyone else had gone to bed and it is indeed the sorceress.”
"Ok, we’re gonna roll the tape and I will explain it as we go. Apparently as you can see here the sorceress has had difficulty in her official duties as a SeeD and rather than take a written reprimand from her loyal and fair minded supervisor, she chose – as unbelievable as this sounds to a rational person - to strip herself naked and march through the Garden in the middle of the day time – and I’m terribly sorry to tell you this, but there were also children present who were subjected to this most cruel and unkind of child abuse.”
“Unfortunately we have no sound to go with this, but after all, every picture tells a story, don’t it? Now this is the very beginning of the episode. You can see that the sorceress is highly upset about something and then – oops! There goes the uniform blouse.”
Now I realize it’s a damn shame that she was actually wearing that kind of slutty bra, and if it really bothers you, feel free to turn your head. The next thing on the agenda is of course her uniform skirt and off it goes and again, I’m sorry to say she was wearing very little in the panty department.”
“Now with the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly standing in her bra and panties, we will take a station break and be back in five minutes. Don’t miss any of the second part of the show now.”
Seifer hit the pause button and laughed outloud for the first time since the show had began. ‘Oh this is awesome!’ he thought. ‘I’m gonna have a marketing empire on my hands with this.’
“Welcome back to the second part of the show – the unveiling as it were of the Sorceress Heartilly. Of course you realize there’s only so much we can show you because this isn’t x-rated TV, but personally I think it’s a damn shame. I have perused this tape, as I’ve mentioned, many times and it would behoove people to be able to get the whole story on this.”
“Anyway here we see her turn away and then as a second thought come back and slam her shoes down on the desk. Now it gets good here. I’m sorry, I mean that the sorceress’ behavior now becomes completely immature bordering on freakish as you can see for yourselves. She has unfastened her bra and allowed it to slide halfway down her arms exposing her breasts down to just above her nipples. Aren’t those breasts nice by the way? Can we get a close up of those?”
“Oops! There’s our blur – sorry.”
Here Seifer moved very close to the TV and squinted. ‘Oh yeah!’ he gloated. ‘I can remove that without any problem.’
“Next we see her,” the announcer began to intone again, “beginning to slide her panties down over those steamy shapely – I’m sorry – off her body. Oops! There go the panties and here comes our blur. Sorry folks! But I can tell you this – she shaves, if you get my drift. Now as the sorceress was standing completely starkers in front of God knows who, she all of the sudden gets shy and attempts to cover up. Then strangely she straightens back up completely keeping her arms by her side as though she’s at some kind of nakedness inspection – hehe. If you have the original tape, this shot here makes an excellent freeze frame. I’m not quite sure what was happening here and like I’ve said, I’ve watched this a number of times. The Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly is apparently sexually stimulating herself through magic. I would just like to go on record as saying it is truly a hideous example of magical power run amuck.”
Seifer leaned forward again to take a much closer look at the screen. ‘They did a superior job of erasing Xu,’ he thought. ‘She must have send them the tape with the understanding that they edit out anybody else. And this schmuck never saw the original copy. He just took home a pirated copy and diddled himself to it. Poor Rinoa, to provide the stimulus for this jerk to pretend he’s shagging her. Why, she wouldn’t let this clown kiss her rectum.’
“And there she goes folks leaving the office and unfortunately she doesn’t come back; I mean fortunately we don’t have to watch any more of that. And that’s our show for tonight. Stay tuned as we preview tomorrow night’s show – the Elder of the Shumi Tribe – is he all he’s cracked up to be?”
Snap. Seifer stood up after pushing stop on the VCR and turning the TV off.
‘And now for my applied expertise,’ he gloated once again.
In Esthar, in a room full of TV monitors displaying different shows from around the world, Ward heaved himself up from his chair and went to locate Laguna. He needed to hear about this right away!
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The first inkling that Rinoa had that anything might be amiss with their ordinary TV viewing time was when Zell came racing up to her all flushed because of his exertion of running through the Garden to reach her side before the programming began.
As he knelt by her front row seat in the special SeeD section, he was gasping for breath and attempting to speak at the same time.
“Slow down, Zell,” Selphie complained. “What could be so important?”
Selphie was seated as usual by Rinoa’s right side. “Um…I – I just talked to my Ma and she said Rinoa was on ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ yesterday."
Rinoa’s mouth dropped agape knowing instinctively what it was. ‘That bitch! I’m gonna get her, I should show those pictures to Edea tonight, but I’d hate to get Cid in trouble and Xu knows it!’
“Aren’t you the sly one?” Selphie asked nudging her elbow into Rinoa. “You didn’t say a word about it.”
Before Rinoa could explain what she thought it concerned, Zell exclaimed, “No! It’s not like that, it’s terrible!”
Rinoa realized from Zell’s last comment she was correct in her assumptions, although knowing what an alarmist Zell was caused her to minimize the situation.
‘After all,’ she thought, ‘what can they show on TV? Me in my bra and panties? Heck, I was just stripped stark naked and whipped severely in front of two hundred people. Don’t make me laugh! Xu will have to do better than that.’
Rinoa realized this was the reason Xu had given a blanket dictum for everyone in the Garden to watch TV which was only given in the times of national emergency.
“Shhh, everybody!” Rinoa ordered. Zell took this opportunity to sit on the floor at Rinoa’s feet.
The room fell quiet as the opening musical theme to ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ filled the room. Five minutes into the actual show most of the inhabitants of the TV room were in hysterics relating to the droll commentary by Barry Springer. Some students were actually rolling around on the floor they were so out of control.
Selphie and Zell were staring stoically ahead, but inside themselves they too were cracking up. The only person who didn’t see the humor was the Sorceress Rinoa Heartilly who was considering liable action. Ultimately she realized Xu was responsible, but she thought that any responsible news gathering organization had the task of interviewing the subject and learning their viewpoint before airing the news program or writing the article. Rinoa realized that no one had ever confused shows of the ilk of ‘Balamb Entertainment Tonite’ with a responsible news gathering show.
By the time, the show had reached the point where the host said, “I have perused this tape, as I’ve mentioned, many times and it would behoove people to be able to get the whole story on this,” Rinoa had decided she would leave the Garden one evening and pay this gentleman a visit. She fully expected that when she left his residence he would be a sleeping, blind, poisoned, petrified zombie. After all Cid hadn’t said she specifically had to be on a mission to be junctioned, he only said that Rinoa could no longer be junctioned while in the Garden.
Rinoa stood up to leave when it became obvious that the rest of the show would show her mostly blurred out. In fact, she realized she really would appear more dressed in the blurred than she had looked in her scanty bra and panties.
Static filled the screen momentarily and then Seifer Almasy sat looking out at the audience rather than the host. Rinoa suddenly had a bad, bad feeling and sank wearily back into her chair.
“Hey out there in TV land,” the blond man greeted. “Seifer Almasy here. I’ll turn you back over to that insipid bozo in a minute, but first allow me to tell you about a one time only special deal. For the extremely low price of 300 Gil you can own your own video tape of this program. It will only be available through PaidFriend at NakedRinoa.com. I know you’re asking why would you want to pay your hard earned money for this nonsense program, my answer is wait and see. Mwahaha! See you later, me hearties.”
Rinoa actually shuddered when the static returned and the show resumed. When the show reached the point where the host explained, “She has unfastened her bra and allowed it to slide halfway down her arms exposing her breasts down to just above her nipples. Aren’t those breasts nice by the way? Can we get a close up of those?
Oops! There’s our blur – sorry.”
THERE WAS NO BLUR!
There was only Rinoa’s awesome appearing breasts, nipples and all filling the television screen and with a sixty inch wide set, that’s a lot of filling. Rinoa wasn’t even surprised as she had expected this ever since Seifer had interrupted the show, but it still didn’t make it any easier to deal with.
The room exploded in a cacophony of noise and most of the young males rushed the TV set. Selphie turned and said something with a look of anguish on her face, but of course Rinoa couldn’t comprehend what she said because of the level of noise in the room.
Unbelievably the noise even grew louder when the program actually presented Rinoa in all her uncovered glory when she removed her panties. ‘At least this show is only being piped into the Garden,’ Rinoa thought.
The room grew hushed with shock when the tape reached the part where Xu would have been completely visible if she had not been electronically erased. Of course what was left was a totally obscene view of Rinoa with her legs spread wide and her vagina actually appearing to be open and moving inside of it on its’ own.
That hush proved to be the calm before the next storm as the show stopped. No, the show wasn’t over, the frame just froze right at the most possible degrading second. And then something even more horrible happened, at least as far as Rinoa was concerned.
Seifer’s voice came on over the frozen frame on the set. “Just wanted everyone to know that somehow Deling City was convinced that it would be in their best interests politically if they could undermine the power of the sorceress and consequently the entire Garden and they agreed to pick up the broadcast from here from the tower in Dollet and then broadcast it all over the world as we sat and watched it this afternoon.”
‘Oh Hyne no!’ Rinoa screamed but only in her mind. That single piece of information that said the entire world had watched her strip herself naked in front of a camera completely proved her undoing. Her vision swam in front of her. Rinoa went to stand up to help clear her head and instead pitched forward, passed out dead away.
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When Rinoa initially fainted, Zell had just picked her as though she were as light as a feather and carried her in his arms as he sprinted to the clinic. It was the fastest way by far that she could have traveled there.
As soon as they arrived, Dr. Kadowaki had Rinoa placed in a room where she quickly monitored all of the young sorceress’ vital signs and discovered there was basically nothing wrong physically. Rinoa had just fainted. The doctor went off to see some other patients who more critically needed her assistance and when she returned a few minutes later to check on Rinoa’s progress, she was shocked to discover Rinoa had disappeared.
Rinoa awoke to discover she was laying strapped stark naked on a bed. Her initial thought was how strange for the doctor to have restrained her and why the heck did she take away all her clothing and left her no sheet. She had never done that before. But Rinoa quickly realized she was no longer in the clinic as she observed Xu standing across the room grinning at her.
“You bitch!” snarled Rinoa. “Let me go!”
“Not a chance, until you give me those pictures.”
“Well, gee, Xu, I don’t seem to have them on me – as you can see since you took all my clothes!”
Xu strode quickly over the side of Rinoa and leaned over her lying flat on her back on the bed. Xu pointed straight up to the ceiling. “You know what’s up there, Rinoa?”
“Uh, the moon and the sun?”
“Haha! You always were a clever girl – too clever for your own good, I’m afraid. No, up there is a web cam. As we speak you are being broadcast live over the internet.”
“Help!” Rinoa screamed. “I have been held captive by Commander Xu of the Garden!”
“Nice try, except for one thing – there’s no sound. And I doubt if anyone could read lips they would believe you and I really doubt any one will be watching your mouth when we get done with you.”
Sheer terror ran through Rinoa at Xu’s last statement. ‘What in Hyne’s name are they going to do to me?’ she wondered.
“What in Hyne’s name are you going to do to me?” Rinoa asked, her voice trembling.
“Oh, wait and see,” Xu sneered. “It’s guaranteed, though, you won’t like it. But it can be avoided if you tell me where you’ve hidden those pictures.”
‘Where in the hell are we anyway?’ Rinoa wondered, glancing around the room as far as her restraints would allow her.
“Where in the hell are we?” Rinoa demanded. It was a dismal appearing room; stained green floors, flaking yellow walls and a hideous red ceiling.
“Never you mind, where we are. Your concern should be telling me where those pictures are,” Xu declared. “If you don’t tell me, we’re somewhere they’ll never find you.”
“Xu?” Rinoa asked, “You really want me to tell you where they are?”
“Of course,” she answered.
“Well, then come down here and I’ll tell you. Well, come on, I won’t bite,” Rinoa invited.
Xu crossed to the bed and leaned down. Rinoa pushed her head up as much as she could and planted a great big kiss on Xu’s unsuspecting lips.
“Ewww!” Xu complained, wiping the back of her hand across her mouth. “I’d heard you gone queer, but I didn’t believe it.”
“I’m a gay masochist,” Rinoa announced proudly.
“Whatever, I’ve got just the thing to straighten you out.”
Nida stepped out from somewhere wearing only a large erection, black socks and a black mask across his face in an effort to disguise him.
Both Rinoa and Xu broke out into laughter. ‘What the hell is he doing?’ The young sorceress wondered.
“What the hell are you doing?” Xu demanded, between chuckles. “What is that mask for?”
“To disguise who I am obviously,” he replied rather indignantly.
“Nida, surely Rinoa will now tell me where the pictures are. No one would choose to be ravaged by someone who looks as stupid as you do and what’s with the black socks?”
“Awww, why do you always have to say things like that to me? And my feet are cold.”
“I’m not telling you where those pictures are and you keep him away from me or you’ll be sorry,” Rinoa said forthrightly.
Xu flushed with anger. “You’re laying there naked, bound to a bed and threatening me? I can’t believe it! Nida, get over there and rape her.”
“You stay away from me, Nida. I’m warning you,” Rinoa threatened again.
“Now Nida!” Xu ordered.
Nida’s head was swiveling back and forth between the young sorceress and his immediate supervisor, almost as if he was being counseled by a very angry angel and the devil herself.
Nida walked closely by the bed and noticed Rinoa’s legs were still tightly bound together and tied down to the bed itself.
“Hey,” he complained. “I can’t do anything to her when she’s tied down like this.”
“Oh, alright,” Xu sighed. “Hang on a minute, willya?”
“This is your last warning, Nida,” Rinoa cautioned.
Nida grinned down at her.
‘Okay, you little shit. Don’t say I didn’t warn you,’ the captive woman thought.
Xu untied Rinoa’s legs from each other and also the bed and then stepped back allowing them their privacy. ‘Well,’ Xu thought, ‘as much privacy as you can have when a web cam is broadcasting your every move to the world.’
Nida moved in for the kill – he thought. He knelt on the bed between Rinoa’s legs and directly in front of the altar of her sex. ‘Oh great Hyne, this is almost religious,’ he thought.
It was his last conscious thought….for quite a while. Rinoa quickly kicked him hard in the nose shattering it. She could have driven it up into his brain killing him instantly, but she had decided he probably wouldn’t have noticed the difference.
Then, before Nida could move away since he was presently preoccupied with shrieking in pain and holding his hands over his nose, Rinoa wrapped her long legs around his neck tightly. She tightened her grip even further and then twisted his neck one turn. CRACK!
The young sorceress removed her legs and Nida fell sideways off the bed onto the floor and lay still.
“Oh sweet Hyne!” Xu screamed. “You’ve killed him. Thanks a hella lot, Rinoa. I finally find someone to screw and you kill him.”
Rinoa laughed. “Your concern for Nida touches me deeply, but he’s not dead. I just cracked a bone in his neck. He should be up and around…oh, I’d say in about a year and a half.”
Observing that the look of anguish still remained on Xu’s usual stoic features, Rinoa further explained, “But as soon they get him locked down with that crown of thorns neck mechanism, you’ll be able to climb up on him to your heart’s content. In fact, it should give new meaning to the term, ‘visiting hours.’
“Yeah, good, but now what am I going to do about you? I just ‘knew’ you would tell me where those pictures were rather than let Nida rape you.”
“Well, that still leaves you,” Rinoa explained, smiling seductively at her.
“Me?!” Xu questioned incredulously.
“Oh God, keep away, Xu! No, don’t come near me! I might have to tell you where the pictures are if you do!” Rinoa cried out in a falsetto voice.
Rinoa was moving her legs wide and then bringing them back together in a scissoring fashion totally exposing her wide open vagina. This she would alternate with drawing her legs up with her knees bent and thrusting her pubic mound up toward the ceiling in a imitation of the sexual act.
‘Oh, to hell with it,’ Xu thought, moving to the side of the bed. Rinoa reached up and pulled Xu down on top of her. The older woman had just enough time to realize that Rinoa had slipped her binds completely and could have gotten up at any time when the young woman began to kiss her furiously while running her hands up and down Xu’s uniform searching for a zipper or buttons.
Rinoa grasped the waistband to Xu’s uniform skirt and ran her hand around it until she located the zipper. As the young sorceress began to pull the zipper down, Xu pulled away from Rinoa’s kiss attempting to get up.
Rinoa let loose of the zipper momentarily and pulled Xu close to her to nuzzle her neck.
“Remember when I told you to come closer, that I wouldn’t bite?” Rinoa murmured.
“Uh huh,” Xu giggled.
“I lied!” Rinoa bite hard into Xu’s lower lip.
“Top tat too tit!” Xu screamed.
Rinoa paid no attention and pulled the zipper on Xu’s skirt down and pushed her skirt off her body. She slid her hands inside of the woman’s white panties and caressed her rounded bottom before pulling Xu up to her where she could wrap her legs around the female officer’s hips tightly.
Rinoa realized Xu would never escape her now no matter what she did, so she let go of Xu’s lower lip with her teeth.
“Damn it, Rinoa! What were you doing?” Xu complained.
“Oh, shut up and kiss me, you fool.”
Xu finally got into the spirit of the proceedings and kissed Rinoa hard over and over. The dark-haired young woman sighed and wiggled under Xu contentedly. She clutched the bottom of Xu’s blouse and pulled it up by her shoulders and then unclasped her bra and slid it out leaving Xu’s breasts rubbing directly on hers. Rinoa felt her nipples harden immediately and she also felt Xu’s had grown erect.
She slid her hands down her lover’s bare back and then around her body into her panties. Rinoa felt with her hands probing until she discovered Xu was sopping wet.
‘She’s ready,’ the young sorceress thought.
She pulled her hands back out and grasped the waistband of Xu’s panties and ripped them off and finished by flinging them on the floor. Rinoa began to thrust her cunt up into Xu’s in a very haphazard fashion due to flying blind, so to speak, but fortunately kept hitting her hardened clit against Xu’s
“Oh God, Rinoa, what are you doing to me?” Xu gasped.
“I’m raping you, stupid - mwahaha!” Rinoa cackled.
The black-haired young sorceress slid her hands around Xu’s behind once again and then almost casually slipped one finger into Xu’s opened vagina from behind. Xu hunched backwards into Rinoa’s finger, so the young sorceress put in one more finger, stretching her cunt lips a bit more.
Then Rinoa slid in three fingers and never missed a thrust. Xu was groaning and tossing and turning on top of Rinoa. Rinoa slid in one more making it all four fingers.
“Oh God!’ Xu screamed finally understanding the principle of pleasure/pain.
Combining her four fingers into a fist Rinoa simulated the wang on an elephant thrusting in and out of Xu’s black pubic-haired cunt hole.
“Oh stop! Don’t! Stop!” Xu screamed louder and louder until her orgasm fluttered up through her. “Oh, God, Don’t stop! Oh, Hyne! I’m cummmmming!”
Right then before Rinoa could say anything, she heard some banging on the outside of one of the walls; then some small stones were shaken loose and then a huge hole of bricks fell out of the wall onto the floor and Zell stepped through it followed closely by some male upperclassmen.
“Zell!” Rinoa happily called out. “Where did you come from? How did you ever find us?”
“It really wasn’t that difficult,” Zell explained dryly, “since you just happened to be in a hidden area of a subbasement. Actually you owe your good fortune to Seifer, he’s the one who finally felt bad enough to tell us where you were. Xu, by the power given to me by Cid, I hereby am arresting you on the charges of kidnapping and extortion. Stand up so I can formally arrest you.”
Xu automatically began to stand until Rinoa refused to let her up, because she still had her legs wrapped tightly around the other woman’s waist.
“Stop it,” Rinoa softly cautioned. “What do you have in mind? Standing up and waving that black thatched pussy of yours at him and it’s probably still leaking jism.”
Xu flushed bright red. “You’re right, I wasn’t thinking.”
Rinoa was more interested in the fact that Xu was currently her only piece of apparel at the moment and she didn’t want to display any more of her naked body to Zell or to any other man of Garden for that matter if she could help it.
Rinoa said sharply, “Zell, in case you haven’t noticed Xu and I both need some clothes. Go get some for us! Take those bozos with you and don’t bring them back. Tell the doctor that Nida has a chipped bone in his neck and to bring the stretcher specially made for that purpose. And despite what Cid says, I am not pressing charges against Xu.”
“What?!” Zell questioned, highly upset.
“You heard me, I didn’t stutter. I’m not pressing charges against Xu. Now go on.”
“You know, Rinoa,” Zell declared. “You get stranger and stranger every day.”
“Thank you, Zell,” the young woman grinned at him. “Coming from you I consider that a compliment.”
Zell stood for a moment, blinked a few times, scratched the back of his head and said, “Huh?”
“Go on!” Rinoa and Xu both demanded.
And that’s how it came to pass that a few hours later Rinoa and Xu lay in Rinoa’s bed with their completely nude bodies completely intertwined with each other. Just before Rinoa dozed off into much needed rest, Rinoa whispered, “Xu, I’m still not giving you those pics.”
“Damn it Rinoa!” Xu cursed.
Rinoa laughed heartily or is that heartilly – Bwahaha!
The End?
Stay tuned for Squall’s revenge.