These magic moments...

These magic moments..
Chapter 3

Itsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini....part one

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The sea air was clean and fresh ...

...unless,of course, you were sitting next to one Cid Highwind smoking himself to death.

Cid was still wondering how the hell they had managed to talk him into this.

Fucking Costa Del Sol.


The only good thing was all the free booze and the food, which meant Cid didn't have to feed all these extra mouths.

Cid was not very interested in sitting on a beach, getting a tan and doing fuck all. Yet here he was, in some yellow surfer shorts and flip flops. Sitting under a palm tree drinking a drink with a paper umbrella and fruit on a stick in it.

He eyed the drink with a raised eyebrow when the waiter brought it to him. He had ordered a damn beer!

Marking the drink as "gay" there was no way in hell he'd be seen drinking that.

Appearences had to be maintained after all. You don't look very manly with a fruity umbrella drink now do you?


All he could think of was at the momentwas if they actually had Budweiser here. Not gay enough, he supposed with a smirk.

He lit another smoke. He was trying to chain smoke his way through this little diversion.

As he sat in thought, it occurred to him this was indeed his fault after all. Checking his course and mumbling about their position on the world map with Yuffie hanging around was his downfall. She glomped on with a loud "What?!! We're near Coastal Del Sol??!! Hey... let's go!!" and just like that, everyone else jumped on and wanted to go too. Cid was overtaken.

So, here they all were. Cid had been the first to hit the beach. He'd bought some shorts and found his spot for the day.

Babe watching and drinking.

There certainly wasn't any shortage of healthy young bodies on this beach. That was enough to maybe change his mind a bit.

Then out came Barret.

The giant black man was wearing a red speedo...

Cid stared in horror as he strutted out of the main building, stopped then scanned the beach.

For a moment Cid was terrified Barret would come join him. There was no way in hell Cid was going to sit on a beach with a large man in a red speedo.

To his ever loving relief, Barret sauntered after some girls playing volleyball and joined them.

Cid was hard put to not watch this. Barrett must just have lady luck on his side if he managed to get any of those chicks. Barret looked gay batting a little ball around a group of girls. Cid had to snicker at him.

It occured to him that he must not look espescially good himself. Cid had a tanned head and arms. The rest of him was pure white as it never seen the light of day. He shrugged at himself. Too fucking bad.

Back to enjoying his smoke.

After a bit, he was sorta spacing out, he heard a noise beside him, turning to see Cloud had plopped himself down. He was dressed in a surfer suit and was fiddling with his surf board. Cid watched him with disinterest. He would never had thought Cloud could surf.

Cloud looked over, noticing him watching. Never a man of many words Cloud said, "I'm going to try it."

Cid nodded. To himself he thought he'd see how well the spiky headed wonder would do then maybe if it looked easy enough for Cloud, he might give it a try.

He crushed out his smoke into the sand. Back to watching chicks.

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It was a while later and Cid had watched with much humor Cloud get beaten into the sand by the surf every single time he'd tried to get up on the damn surfboard. Cloud now had rejoined Cid under the palm tree. He was laying with his suit undone to his waist drinking a faggy drink with fruit, panting and cursing at himself. He had not looked very cool to the chicks.

Cid had to laugh. No.. he himself would not be trying surfing today.

Cid's thoughts wondered away to thinking where the big cat and that damn freaky Cait Sith were. Probably pigging out at the buffet. Cid's stomache growled loudly enough for Cloud to hear it. He eyed Cid and said, "The buffet's open 24/7 you know."

Sounded good to Cid. He was about to get up and go when he heard someone or many someones doing cat whistles...

Then he saw Yuffie and Tifa.

Yuffie looked like a damn gangly teenager in her bikini,but Tifa, she looked like a damn amazon goddess.

She strutted her stuff in a tiny yellow polka dot bikini. Cloud sat up up like a bullet Cid could swear the boy was drooling.

And right after her came Cait Sith and the red cat. Oh ..now he knew where they had been. He shook his head. "Dirty buggers...can't say I blame them." As he eyed her humongous tits.

Tifa walked along the beach towards them. Cid regarded her ass. All she needed was fries with that shake...

Enough! He had decided to leave Cloud to the girls and headed in towards the bar. The whole group of them were like a walking Gong Show.

He needed a damn beer.

As he entered he saw alone figure dressed in black in the corner of the bar.

Vincent.

Oh yeah. He was supposed to be chasing Vincent. Or trying to.

Cid stood and just looked for a bit. Now, maybe, he was thinking how lucky he was at that particular minute. Vincent was not wear ing his cloak or his head band.

Interesting.

Cid slowly walked over. Vincent had noticed him and looked his direction, so Cid took that as an invite to join him.

He sat a seat away from him. The bartender hurried over and Cid ordered his beer. Much to his relief..he was brought a Bud.

He took a large swig and savored the cool bubbly liquid.

Vincent had watched. "I know the feeling."

Cid raised an eyebrow at that. Vincent was not drinking a faggy drink.
Cid liked that. Also, Vincent was starting the conversations again.
Damn it threw him off a bit.

Cid lowered his bottle to the counter and turned to him. "I was given a fairy drink outside. What man do you know who drinks drinks with fruit on a stick in them?"

Vincent gave a small laugh. Cid was even more surprised now.

"My god..you laugh?"

Vincent was in the process of having a drink of his own when he stopped with his glass near his mouth to give Cid a sideways look.

The look.

Cid had a half panic. He quickly said, " I mean..I never really heard you talk much before. To hear ya laugh is alright." With that, he chugged his beer, mentally berating himself for that slip. He'd have to be more careful what he said around Vincent or the man would just clam right up.

Shit. This was harder than he thought it would be.

Vincent regarded Cid for a minute, then replied, "No, I've never been much of a talker."

Oh. Cid didn't know what to say to that, so he ordered two more drinks for them.

"Were you in the water?"

Cid raised an eyebrow.

Vincent motioned to the shorts. "I supposed you were swimming? Or surfing? Certainly not tanning."

Oh. yeah, the shorts.Nice of Vincnet to notice his pasty white legs. Cid cringed. "I was too friggin hot! I went to get some gear and these were the longest shorts they had. Cloud went surfing. The man made an ass out of himself so no...no surfing for me."

Vincent nodded in understanding then said, "Not a speedo kinda guy? Unlike Barret?"

Cid stared for a bit. Then narrowed his eyes at Vincent.

'Speedo?! The hell??!!' What the hell was Vincent implying by that? It kinda got Cid's dander up. Before exploding with rage he noticed his companion.

Vincent was very close to smirking Cid could swear..

"I watched him at the shop from here. He spent much time getting just the right one. The man tried on every speedo in the shop. I've seen more of Barret than I ever needed to."

Cid laughed into his drink, spewing it across the bar. Vincent moved back and patted his back while he laugh and choked himself into a spectacle. Vincent spying on Barret without the man knowing was just too friggin' funny.

The choking fit lasted a while. Cid decided he'd made a perfect ass outta himself now. Shit.

Vincent looked very amused, then said. "Are you done then? I guess I shouldn't tell you the rest then, I think you might hurt yourself."

Cid took a deep breath then said, "What? There's fucking more? What more?"

What more could there be?

Vincent pointed to a little shop beside the bathing suit store. "See that shop?"

Cid's eyes followed Vincents long slender finders pointing,'the man has damn sexy hands too! I bet they'd be great wrapped around my...'

He shook the thought away.'Later. pay attention Cid!' He thought to himself.

"Yeah?" He eyed the litle shop. It looked girly?

"He went and got his back and ass waxed right after he bought the suit."

That did it! Cid nearly died from lack of air he was laughing so hard.

"Holy crap Vince! And a sense of friggin' humor too! Who'd bloody knew!"

Vincent did smirk and downed his drink. He put some money on the counter and rose.

As Cid choked himself silly he noticed.'Leaving? No...no... not leaving?!!' He couldn't speak at that particular moment.

Vincent said, "Bye for now, Cid." Away he walked.

Cid at least had the presence of mind to watch his ass when he left.
It sorta star struck him, the way Vincent walked. No cloak to hinder his view. Ass all firm and perky..long long shapely legs..

Holy crap.

He had to give his head a shake.

Here he was staring at Vincent like the rest of the world was staring at Tifa the Amazon goddess.

But then, who cares about Tifa in her bikini when you had Vincent with a fine ass to oogle.

A feeling of confusion hit him. It was sudden too. Cid frowned at himself.

He turned back to his drink,and lit a smoke. Maybe he did have it all wrong. Maybe he was supposed to be lusting after Tifa in her itty bitty yellow polka dot bikini.

Cid was back to chain smoking.

Why the hell was he having doubts about chasing after Vincent now? It seemed like a good as start as any. They were on friendly terms and talking. Hell, they even shared a laugh.

As he pondered these thoughts Cid did come to one conclusion in the end.

Cid Highwind had it bad.

Shit.

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Part 2 of this...brain fart later tonight. But after this *shrugs* Who knows.

*Anyone on here remember The Gong Show? *dirty snickers* Look that one up on google*

This might sound completely bitchy but it's not. It's just the way I am.
I will ask this now, although I don't know why I am bothering. Does anyone really think this is worth continuing? I don't know if it will matter. This is supposed to be just for fun. As long as I have fun. I'll write it. If it's complete shit tell me and I'll stop.

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