Methylene Blue
Ch. 3 - Night
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Rude congratulated
himself on a successful day of avoiding Reno’s pranks. Sure, he’d started off
the day with a blast of water straight to his face, and his mouth would be dyed
blue for a few days, but being Reno’s partner meant he’d avoided having to sit
on a park bench all day and hadn’t had to deal with tin foil or plastic wrap or
gay porn. He’d even avoided the phone pranks, unlike poor Elena; she’d actually
called the Midgar Zoo asking to speak with Mr. Lyon. Hell, he hadn’t even
gotten locked in the bathroom, which was a miracle since he usually had to go
as soon as he got to the office – a side effect of chugging Starbucks on the
way to work. All in all, it had been a pretty good day.
“Hey babe, you coming to
bed?” Rude chuckled. Of course, Reno spent a day tormenting
Typical.
“Yeah, I’m coming.”
Reno was standing in the
doorway to the bathroom swishing mouthwash when he got there. His eyes were
sparkling merrily, and Rude rolled his eyes and climbed into bed. At least, he
tried to… but his feet got stuck halfway. He struggled for a few minutes,
cursing softly to himself and trying to push his feet further down into the
bed, before he registered the sound of Reno laughing and choking on his
mouthwash. He stopped immediately, turning to glare at his partner’s back while
Reno spit the mouthwash into the sink, still sputtering laughter.
“You little bastard… I
can’t believe you short-sheeted me!”
mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black'>Okay, okay, it’s
ridiculously short, but eh. I couldn’t help myself, and I didn’t want it to be
included in the work chapter. I love Reno so much :p
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mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";color:black'>And, uh, llama. Check
this out! http:// www. albinoblacksheep. com/ flash/ llama