The Misadventures of YRPBGN

Day III: Dog or Cat? I Do Not Know... (1st EncounterDeath by shock)

It was a beautiful rainy day in the Thunder Plains...if you could call it beautiful...Yuna had decided to set up a picnic...(God knows why...), and had dragged Rikku and Paine along for the ride...so Paine decided to drag Baralai along for the ride, who brought along Gippal, who brought along the girl next door, which upset Rikku a TINY bit... (and the rest of the group wondered why she had purchased a chainsaw on the way)...

"This is a great spot to set up our place here!" Yuna said. Rikku sat down, while Paine stood near the lightning tower.

"You know Yuna, you could have picked some place less wet...I just don't see how we're gonna eat the fried chocobo," she said. Yuna smiled a weird smile.

"Don't be silly Paine! Even if the crust is all mushy, we can still eat it. It'll be just like eating a refigerated piece of heated of chicken..."

Gippal sighed. "That did so not make sense. I'm hungry. Baralai, hand me a piece of chocobo."

However, Baralai seemed to be distracted by something in the distance.

"Is it just me, Yunie, or is the lightning getting worse, and dark storm clouds are heading our way really quickly...?" Rikku asked. Yuna tilted her head to the side.

"Oh Rikku, don't be silly! Clouds can't run! They float! You must be high on caffeine again!"

Baralai was still watching out in the distance. Paine happened to notice him watching.

"What are you looking at, Baralai?" she asked.

"The dog," Baralai replied, not turning around or moving.

"Dog?" Paine asked. Paine looked around, but didn't see anything. "There are no dogs around here. Just some overgrown feline wandering around that lightning tower over there. Ugly looking, too."

"Well, my dog is cuter than your cat!" Baralai proclaimed. "And, hey, how come your cat stole my dog's lightning tower?"

"It's not a dog you baka, it's a cat..." Paine replied with a glare, looking and pointing at the "cat-dog thing." Baralai looked, and then got a confused look.

"Your cat ate my dog!" he yelled. "It ate it!"

"Yunie! Yunie! Those storm clouds are REALLY close now! They're just near the lightning tower thingamabober over there..." Rikku yelled pointing. "It's near that big doggy! OMG, it's gonna kill the dog! Run doggy, run!"

Suddenly, without anyone knowing it, Baralai gained 10 intelligent points.

"Do you guys know what that is?" he asked them pointing at the 'cat-dog'. They shook their heads 'no.'

"In a recent disturbing turn of events due to the narrator's odd personality, weird creatures known as Pokemon have been thrown into our world of Spira. And it is our job as people on Spira, no, as Trainers, officially, as of now, to catch them," Baralai explained.

"And how do we do that?" Gippal asked.

"uh..." Rikku went. Yuna had a blank look on HER face.

"WTF...?" Paine went.

"We catch them with these!" Baralai replied, pulling out, yes, a Pokeball. "We catch them in these things. You throw them at the target like so."

Of course, being Baralai, threw the Pokeball as a demonstration, but threw it at Gippal, knocking him unconcious.

"Then, the target, being the Pokemon, goes into the ball, and you have your very own Pokemon! See, isn't it easy?"

"Ooh! I want a Pokemon, too!" Yuna squealed. Paine was just amazed she was still standing. Rikku was drooling...again...

"I'm going to show you how to catch a Pokemon! I think that's one over there by that tower!" Baralai said, as he ran over to where the Pokemon stood. Now, the Pokemon that Baralai was trying to catch was none other than the elusive Raikou. It looked up at Baralai, as Paine looked curiously, Rikku still drooled, and Yuna was going through Gippal's pockets to see if he had any Pokeballs.

Baralai twisted his bandana around in a 'mimicking way' and threw the Pokeball towards Raikou. "Pokemon, I choose you!"

However, the ball was empty, and the aim was a bit to far than just in front of it, and the ball hit Raikou in the head. This pissed it off REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY bad.

"Hey guys! Gippal has a Pokeball!" Yuna shouted, turning around. "I'm gonna catch a Pokemon, too!"

Raikou was still pissed, and sent off a "Thunder", not "Thundershock" at Baralai. However, Baralai ducked, and it hit Yuna, electrocuting her to death. She fell to the ground in a twitching, bloody pool of nothing. The Raikou ran off.

FIN DAY III

(Preview of the next DAY: Gippal gets jealous, Baralai becomes a 'maniac', and Nooj gets trigger happy. And Spira celebrates the death of Yuna. In Final Fantasy X-2: The Misadventures of YRPDAY IV: Quest For the Rest! Keep reading.)