Text From Last Night: Final Fantasy Seven Drabble

Final Fantasy Seven: TFLN Cues

(Texts from Last Night)



Rating: T

BETA: Ziggy Pasta…

Cue: Just got a call at work, I have to consent….

Warning: The BEST – and I mean BEST- April Fools joke EVAR!!!!

Disclaimer: Don't own FF7 Fandom, just using for my own amusement. Do not profit from this endeavour.

Characters: Reno, Kunsel and Rude.

POV: Reno





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APRIL FOOLS





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Reno frowned heavily as he looked at the message that flashed at him from his cell phone.



~I am so boned~



He had consulted a few of the other Turks and they had gotten the same message as well.



~ I wonder when this policy was in put in place?~



"Yo partner, did you get the message too?" Reno called over to Rude who was helping himself to a cup of coffee.



He turned and nodded his head as he added sugar to the black liquid.



"Aren't ya worried?" Rude had been with him at the bar last night. They had a few drinks but not enough to get drunk. Rude had gone home before the 'herbal cigarettes' got pulled out. The alcohol would be out of his system but his 'herbs' would not be. He did not like the thought of failing the threatened drug test miserably.



"No."



"I am!" Reno blurted. "When did they start doing this shit?! "



Rude stirred his coffee with the small plastic stick.



~why is he not worried?~



"Yo, man. Didn't you read the consequences of failing? There's no way that I'm gonna go into medical rehab under control of that wacko Hojo." Reno was getting mad at his partner. He knew he was Mr-Straight-and-Narrow most of the time but Rude was known to indulge every now and then in recreational 'herbs.'



"When does Shin-Ra have a drug and alcohol policy?" Reno yelled and threw his hands up in the air.



Rude gave a heavy sigh. "It's April first." He picked up his coffee and started to walk away.



"What does…?" He stopped talking as he realized the significance of the date. "Shit." He pulled out his phone and scrutinized the message. He thought it was real since it was from the medical department.. He was also aware that there were a couple of SOLDIERs that had girlfriends who were nurses.



One in particular.



~Kunsel~



He rapidly typed in a text to the notorious snoop. "Got the message. I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by the end of the business day, if you arranged this, it's the best/worst April Fools prank ever."





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"Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.' -- Inspirational text

Note: Inspirational text from the website, TLFN, Texts from Last Night