The Misadventures of YRPBGN

DAY V: Return of the Nightmare (Wait is that Tidus?)

"Ehh...Umm...should I? Or shouldn't I? Here...? Or not?" Baralai said as he kept his fingers on a King chess piece that was bound to be mated, whether he moved it or not.

"Are you going to move the damn thing, or are we going to sit here until the next Sin comes?" Nooj asked. Raikou sighed. (It had recovered from its bullet wound that Nooj gave it. However, without the proper badges, it growled at Baralai every time he smiled at it.)

"Wait, wait...Oh, hold on...No...Hm...Ok! No...Let's see..."

"Here. Try this," Nooj said as he moved the piece forward to where he could win. "This move is better than the other ones."

"Oh, great! I was thinking of doing that anyway!"

"Kou..." the Raikou went.

"Wow..." Gippal went. "Some dude just stabbed a clergy member outside..."

"Checkmate," Nooj replied.

"Really! Where? I don't see it?" Baralai exclaimed.

"There." Nooj pointed at the Bishop, Knight, and Rook that had the King tucked into a corner.

"Where?" Baralai repeated.

"Right there." Nooj replied

"There?"

"Yes."

"Are you sure it's a checkmate?" Baralai asked. "Maybe we should call Paine and see..."

"It is a checkmate, Baralai..." Nooj replied.

"Whoa..." Gippal said, "The clergy guy is stumbling all over the place...now the guy with the knife is stabbing random people...sweet...Hey, who wants some popcorn?"

Just then, Yuna came bursting in, along with Rikku who was jumping up and down like a kid who had forgotten to take their Ritalin.

"Tidus is back! Tidus is back! TIDUS IS BACK!" she yelled. Gippal, Nooj, and Baralai just stared.

"Who's Tidus again?" Gippal asked. From out of nowhere, Paine pulls out a script from "Final Fantasy X."

"When did Paine get here!" Baralai asked. Paine raised her eyebrows.

"I was beside Yuna and Rikku the whole time...standing there..."

"Who's Tidus again?" Gippal asked. Paine started skimming the script.

"Blah blah blah blah...Yuna, I love you. Marry me...Yuna will you make out with me in the lake...Blah blah blah...Dad, I hate you...Kid's a damn pussy... Who the hell gives a fuck! Give me some of that popcorn..." Paine said pushing Baralai to the side.

"I care!" Yuna said, pouting. "Tidus is back!"

"But, he looks like Shuyin..." Paine replied with her mouth full.

"What?" Nooj asked.

"He looks like Shuyin..." she said again.

"What's that? We can't understand you, Paine," Baralai said.

"He looks like Shuyin..." Paine repeated.

"Still don't get what you're saying Dr. P" Gippal said. Just then, Tidus ran in behind Yuna.

"Hey everybody!" Tidus exclaimed, practically jogging in.

"Oh my God! It's Shuyin! He's back from the dead with a vengeance! Raikou! Use "Thunder!" Now!" Baralai yelled. And, oddly enough, Raikou obliged to do so. Except no one would have counted on the fact that Tidus JUST MIGHT have changed over the past two years...

"Ah!" Tidus yelled, as he saw the lightning coming towards him. Quickly, he grabbed the closest thing to protect him from it...Yuna...

And, once again, Spira held a second funeral for Yuna...And Paine once again complained about the parking, while Tidus wept over Yuna's charcoaled body, while Raikou for some odd reason look quite pleased with itself. Rikku walked up the casket beside Tidus.

"It's ok, Yunie. Look, I brought you some flowers. They're your favorite! Daisys!" Rikku said as she layed them down in Yuna's hands.

"That's great Rikku," Nooj said as he walked up beside the two, "But, why is she starting to break out in hives?"

"Oh, don't be silly! Yunie loves these flowers! See? She's blushing with happiness!" Rikku said pointing at her swollen face.

"How odd...How could she be breaking out if she's dead?" Nooj asked. Tidus gasped.

"That means- Oh my God! Yuna come back! I love you! Come back!" he said starting to shake her. Of course, in the idiotic process of shaking Yuna, who was actually dead, Tidus broke her neck.

"Ok. That can't be good," Nooj said.

"Uh...Who's got tape?" Tidus asked.

FIN DAY V