The Misadventures of YRPBGN

DAY VII:  Yuna!?

 

Raikou laid carelessly in the middle of the aisle of the Airship. Rikku and Paine were still doing Sphere Hunting, and Baralai not having job as Praetor anymore decided to join them. Sadly, he forced Gippal to come along…

“Gawd, when are we gonna find a Sphere!? I’m so bored!” whined Rikku.

“Go nail yourself to the deck then,” Paine replied.

“I’m bored, too!” Tidus whined. Paine looked over.

“Wait, when the hell did you get here?” she asked. Tidus shrugged and laughed.

“Oh, I just snuck into the engine room when no one was looking. It’s fun being a stowaway!” Rikku cheered and jumped up and down.

“Ooh, now we can all go find Spheres as the brand-new-sparkly “Neo-Gullwings-Minus-Yunie!” she yelled happy, but somewhat crying.

Raikou growled, and yawned. Baralai looked up.

“What is it Raikou? Is something there? Are you hungry? Is Tidus stuck down the well?”

“I’m right here!” Tidus yelled

“Here, let’s go get you some random electric appliances for you to eat. You haven’t eaten since this morning, when you decided to eat Paine’s stereo system!”

“IT WHAT!?” Paine yelled, obviously getting ready to draw her sword on the oversized Pokemon.

“Paine! Don’t hurt it! It doesn’t know what it’s done!” Baralai yelled at her, while jumping in her way. Unfortunately for Paine, Raikou actually saw her being a threat to Baralai. In it’s head it decided that it should actually protect it’s “trainer” and shot a lightning bolt their way.

And once again, Baralai ducked…

**1 hour and a hospital trip later…***

“10,000 Gil for surgeries and medical treatment!!! What the fuck!? Baralai! This is coming out of YOUR money, because it was your stupid cat’s fault in the first place!!!” Paine roared, as she looked at the total of the bill that the receptionist had given her. Rikku was wheeling her out of the hospital. Paine has tons of scars, bandages and everything all over the place.

For some reason, she actually survived Raikou’s lightning bolt. Why? Who knows? Who cares? Tidus and Gippal were walking behind Baralai and Rikku. Baralai had left Raikou on the airship, much to Rikku’s dismay and threats that if ate any of the main control components, she was gonna neuter or spay it. Whichever it took.

As the group walked towards the exit, someone very familiar came running towards them.

“Oh my gawd! It’s Yunie!” Rikku ran running over to  her all-of-a-sudden very alive cousin. “Yunie’s back! Yunie’s back! YUNIE’S BACK!!!! Are you an unsent???”

“Nope, I just somehow got miraculously revived again! It just keeps happening! Who cares! I’m back!”

“Yay for the fourth wall!” Rikku yelled at the top of her lung. Paine and Gippal inwardly grimaced/groaned. Baralai danced happily, and Tidus ran over to Yuna and started making out with her.

FIN DAY VII

(OMG, happy ending for this new addition chapter. This is the newest addition chapter after how many years now. Oh, but I’m not stopping here! Gonna add more!)