Text From Last Night: Final Fantasy Seven Drabble
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Category:
Final Fantasy VII › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
98
Views:
1,831
Reviews:
70
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
Don’t own anything with Final Fantasy 7 Universe or from the TFLN website, just using for my own amusement. Do not profit from this endeavour.
Cucumber
Final Fantasy Seven: TFLN Cues
(Texts from Last Night)
Rating: T
BETA: Ziggy Pasta…
Cue: "I can't compete with …"
Warning: Men are so sensitive about their size.
Disclaimer: Don't own FF7 Fandom, just using for my own amusement. Do not profit from this endeavour.
Characters: Sissy… er, sorry, Cissnei, Reno and Tseng.
POV: Tseng
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CUCUMBER
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Tseng didn't think that getting simple groceries could be so dramatic. They had to stock up on supplies for Healin. They were running low on pretty much everything and was tired of processed canned foods. Tseng was looking forward to some fresh food fruits and vegtables.
"Stop it, Reno!"
He refrained from wanting to rush over and tell them to behave.
~I should have just brought Rude~
But Cissnei said she needed to buy a few different products that he didn't understand or wanted to understand. Reno said something about needing to get a hold of one of his contacts for some information.
"Aw, come on, Sissy," Reno said. "How about these melons?"
He really wished that he had just brought Rude.
Tseng looked around the shelf to see Reno holding two honeydew melons to his chest. "They are bigger than what you have?"
Cissnei's face was turning red and he could see her fists clenching in anger.
~you would think Reno would learn not to taunt her by now~
Cissnei then got an evil smile - a smile that Tseng had long ago learned to back down from. "What about this, then? I am sure that it's bigger than yours!" Cissnei held a rather large cucumber in both girth and length.
"Oh, come on. Let's be realistic," Reno said as he looked at the cucumber.
"This is the reason," she said while waving the cucumber in his face, "why I will never sleep with you, Reno." Cissnei placed it in the cart and started to walk to the counter. He saw her rather smug look on her face as she went.
Reno still held the two melons in his hands. "Really!" He yelled out after her. "I can't compete with that cucumber!"
Tseng covered his face with his hands and promised himself that he would never go shopping with any of them ever again. The other people in the store were giving them curious looks. He was tempted to leave the two behind to find their own way back.
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AlexJ69 gave me this one and I don't think I could refuse one of her requests. "Really, I can't compete with a cucumber."
Note: Inspirational text from the website, TLFN, Texts from Last Night
(Texts from Last Night)
Rating: T
BETA: Ziggy Pasta…
Cue: "I can't compete with …"
Warning: Men are so sensitive about their size.
Disclaimer: Don't own FF7 Fandom, just using for my own amusement. Do not profit from this endeavour.
Characters: Sissy… er, sorry, Cissnei, Reno and Tseng.
POV: Tseng
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CUCUMBER
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Tseng didn't think that getting simple groceries could be so dramatic. They had to stock up on supplies for Healin. They were running low on pretty much everything and was tired of processed canned foods. Tseng was looking forward to some fresh food fruits and vegtables.
"Stop it, Reno!"
He refrained from wanting to rush over and tell them to behave.
~I should have just brought Rude~
But Cissnei said she needed to buy a few different products that he didn't understand or wanted to understand. Reno said something about needing to get a hold of one of his contacts for some information.
"Aw, come on, Sissy," Reno said. "How about these melons?"
He really wished that he had just brought Rude.
Tseng looked around the shelf to see Reno holding two honeydew melons to his chest. "They are bigger than what you have?"
Cissnei's face was turning red and he could see her fists clenching in anger.
~you would think Reno would learn not to taunt her by now~
Cissnei then got an evil smile - a smile that Tseng had long ago learned to back down from. "What about this, then? I am sure that it's bigger than yours!" Cissnei held a rather large cucumber in both girth and length.
"Oh, come on. Let's be realistic," Reno said as he looked at the cucumber.
"This is the reason," she said while waving the cucumber in his face, "why I will never sleep with you, Reno." Cissnei placed it in the cart and started to walk to the counter. He saw her rather smug look on her face as she went.
Reno still held the two melons in his hands. "Really!" He yelled out after her. "I can't compete with that cucumber!"
Tseng covered his face with his hands and promised himself that he would never go shopping with any of them ever again. The other people in the store were giving them curious looks. He was tempted to leave the two behind to find their own way back.
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AlexJ69 gave me this one and I don't think I could refuse one of her requests. "Really, I can't compete with a cucumber."
Note: Inspirational text from the website, TLFN, Texts from Last Night