Final Fantasy Seven: TFLN Cues
(Texts from Last Night)

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Rating: T
BETA: Ziggy Pasta…
Cue: "I've got two staples in my head. :D"
Warning: Reno is unimpressive
Disclaimer: Don't own FF7 Fandom, just using for my own amusement. Do not profit from this endeavour.
Characters: Reno, Rude and Tseng.
POV: Tseng

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STAPLES

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Rude was purposely using his body to block his way into Reno's office and the redhead that was inside. Tseng knew it. He wanted to brush it off. He really wanted to forget the array of curses that he heard before he walked down the hall. Things did not bode well when Rude was blocking his access to the redhead.

"Rude, I need to speak to Reno," Tseng said as he looked at the big man. It was odd seeing him look so sheepish and even embarrassed.

Cissnei walked by the office, whistling and holding a heavy duty stapler. She tossed it to Rude. "I'm done with this," she said simply and walked away.

He eyed her suspiciously and turned back to Rude. "Is there a problem?"

"No, sir," Rude said.

"Then let me by so I can speak to Reno," Tseng said a little suspiciously and now was even more worried.

Rude stepped aside and started to follow Cissnei quickly down the hall with the stapler in his hand.

Tseng walked in the office to see Reno. He was a bit startled at the sight of Reno leaning over his desk, looking into a mirror. There was blood dripping down into his face and he had a pair of pliers in his hand as he had it attached to his earlobe.

Reno looked up at him with a grimace on his face. "Jus' a minute, Boss. I gotta get these staples out, yo."

Tseng saw that the other ear was also stapled to his head and blood was dripping down his neck. "Cissnei used a powerful stapler," Reno explained.

Tseng put the file on the corner of the desk and started to take his calming deep breaths. "Finish these reports properly," Tseng simply said and turned to leave. He would talk to Cissnei about her temper when dealing with Reno later. "And don't get blood on them."

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"I've got two staples in my head. :D" inspirational text from PhoenixDivine.

Note: Inspirational text from the website, TLFN, Texts from Last Night