Danielle Valentine, little sister to Vincent!
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Final Fantasy VII › Het - Male/Female
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Category:
Final Fantasy VII › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
719
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Final Fantasy VII, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Chapter 9: Nobody fucks with the turks
Chapter 9:
When the group last left, they were after their enemy, Rufus, who Danielle found.
Danielle looked around the office, which is where Cid showed them was Rufus’ office. Danielle picked up a picture. “HEY! I saw him...”
Cloud spun around, “Where?”
“He was in the elevator, then went to a meeting...” Danielle said.
“OF ALL THE MORONS TO FIND IN MY OFFICE...” A voice boomed.
Danielle turned around and smiled darkly, “I take it this is Rufus?”
Rufus grumbled, “How dare... you...” He sniffled, “You... wrinkled my suit...” he pointed at Danielle, his tears turning to anger.
“Oh, well excuse ME!” Danielle said, “Perfection.”
“That’s MR. Perfection to you!!!” Rufus said, pulling his shotgun out of his trench coat.
“SHIT!” Beth said.
Cid dove behind Danielle, Beth stood her ground, Cloud standing behind her. Vincent stood his ground, Barret standing behind him.
“Pussy!” Vincent sneered, “You’re a man with a GUN on his ARM for crying out loud!”
“Yes, but you, YOU are undead...” Barret said, “I hav’ ta live ‘er my daughter!”
“You have a daughter?” Danielle said.
“Shut up, enough!” Rufus snarled and pointed his gun right at Danielle’s heart.
“Let’s not get hasty, I don’t do so well when I am rushed.” Danielle smirked happily, “But I do have a question.”
Rufus thought, “Okay, what?”
“What are you going to do?” Danielle looked him right in the eye.
“First, I am going to kill all of you, then, I am going to kill the Turks, for giving you the card ke-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
Danielle stood back and watched as Rufus became a lit Christmas tree.
“F...f...f...f...f...f...f...f...fuck it all.....” He fell flat on his face. Behind him, Reno stood, blowing the smoke off of his electro-magna rod.
“Er...” Cloud said, peeking out behind Beth.
“Nobody threatens the Turks’ lives.” Reno said. “Don’t worry, I had it set on STUN, not deep fat fry.” Reno gave his normal smirk.
“Reno, he wasn’t going to harm us...” Danielle said.
“Bullshit.” The bald Turk behind him spoke. (Rude: Don’t say the ‘B’ word please...)
“What do you mean?” Beth looked at Rude.
“He’s not been in the best of moods lately. He’s been itching for someone to kill.” Rude said.
“Oh...” Danielle said, kicking Rufus happily, “Then perhaps we should get back to the airship before this turkey wakes up? We can come pester him later.”
***
When the group entered the Highwind, they saw Sephiroth sitting in his cage.
“HELLO!” Sephiroth said a little too cheerfully.
“What is on your head?” Beth asked.
“I made a helmet out of meat!” Sephiroth said, a bloody helmet on his head.
“What kind of meat?” Vincent asked.
“Yuffie’s lungs! I made a rope out of her intestines....” Sephiroth said, twirling a bloody lasso around, and smiled.
“Oh my goodness...” Danielle said, “Maybe that wasn’t such a good idea...”
“Nah, That was a brilliant idea, nobody likes Yuffie anyway.” Cloud said.
“Sephiroth, just go ahead and clean it up when you are done playing with her.” Danielle said, turning around.
***
It was later in the evening, and Danielle wasn’t around, and Vincent was talking to Barret. “You know, I don’t know about her...”
Barret seemed uneasy, “What do you mean?”
“Just, she is...” Vincent began.
“I AM YOUR SISTER!” Danielle roared, starting to cry.
“Who...who made her cry?” Cid came running in with his spear.
Beth came up the stairs a few moments later, to cries of Danielle, “YEAH Cid! Yeah Cid! Push that spear up further in his ass!”
“YEAH! I can almost see it out the back of his throat!”
and:
“Wow, it really did come out his mouth...”
Beth looked in the room, to find several demons, Sephiroth, Barret, Cid and some other random people beating the crap out of Vincent.
“What are you doing to him!?!?” Beth roared.
Everyone stopped and looked up at Beth. One of the demons smacked Vincent one last time.
“That’s NOT RIGHT!” Beth said, “HE looks like CAT PUKE!”
“You’re absolutely right...” Danielle said maliciously. “It’s YOUR turn!”
Beth’s eyes widened, and she turned and tried to run. (Bad idea….never try to run from Demons…)
Right before Beth blacked out, she remembered Danielle vaguely saying something like “Yeah, shove that spear up her ass some more Cid!” (Cid: My poor spear…)
***
Beth woke up some time later, crammed in the coffin with Vincent, and together, they looked similar to a Picasso painting.
“Vincent... kindly move your ass.”
“But you like my ass...”
“Not in my face!”
“No, you like something else in your face.”
Outside of the coffin, Cid, who was watching them, heard a loud sound, a smack of metal onto flesh.
“OUCH!” Vincent smacked his head on the lid of the coffin.
When the group last left, they were after their enemy, Rufus, who Danielle found.
Danielle looked around the office, which is where Cid showed them was Rufus’ office. Danielle picked up a picture. “HEY! I saw him...”
Cloud spun around, “Where?”
“He was in the elevator, then went to a meeting...” Danielle said.
“OF ALL THE MORONS TO FIND IN MY OFFICE...” A voice boomed.
Danielle turned around and smiled darkly, “I take it this is Rufus?”
Rufus grumbled, “How dare... you...” He sniffled, “You... wrinkled my suit...” he pointed at Danielle, his tears turning to anger.
“Oh, well excuse ME!” Danielle said, “Perfection.”
“That’s MR. Perfection to you!!!” Rufus said, pulling his shotgun out of his trench coat.
“SHIT!” Beth said.
Cid dove behind Danielle, Beth stood her ground, Cloud standing behind her. Vincent stood his ground, Barret standing behind him.
“Pussy!” Vincent sneered, “You’re a man with a GUN on his ARM for crying out loud!”
“Yes, but you, YOU are undead...” Barret said, “I hav’ ta live ‘er my daughter!”
“You have a daughter?” Danielle said.
“Shut up, enough!” Rufus snarled and pointed his gun right at Danielle’s heart.
“Let’s not get hasty, I don’t do so well when I am rushed.” Danielle smirked happily, “But I do have a question.”
Rufus thought, “Okay, what?”
“What are you going to do?” Danielle looked him right in the eye.
“First, I am going to kill all of you, then, I am going to kill the Turks, for giving you the card ke-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
Danielle stood back and watched as Rufus became a lit Christmas tree.
“F...f...f...f...f...f...f...f...fuck it all.....” He fell flat on his face. Behind him, Reno stood, blowing the smoke off of his electro-magna rod.
“Er...” Cloud said, peeking out behind Beth.
“Nobody threatens the Turks’ lives.” Reno said. “Don’t worry, I had it set on STUN, not deep fat fry.” Reno gave his normal smirk.
“Reno, he wasn’t going to harm us...” Danielle said.
“Bullshit.” The bald Turk behind him spoke. (Rude: Don’t say the ‘B’ word please...)
“What do you mean?” Beth looked at Rude.
“He’s not been in the best of moods lately. He’s been itching for someone to kill.” Rude said.
“Oh...” Danielle said, kicking Rufus happily, “Then perhaps we should get back to the airship before this turkey wakes up? We can come pester him later.”
***
When the group entered the Highwind, they saw Sephiroth sitting in his cage.
“HELLO!” Sephiroth said a little too cheerfully.
“What is on your head?” Beth asked.
“I made a helmet out of meat!” Sephiroth said, a bloody helmet on his head.
“What kind of meat?” Vincent asked.
“Yuffie’s lungs! I made a rope out of her intestines....” Sephiroth said, twirling a bloody lasso around, and smiled.
“Oh my goodness...” Danielle said, “Maybe that wasn’t such a good idea...”
“Nah, That was a brilliant idea, nobody likes Yuffie anyway.” Cloud said.
“Sephiroth, just go ahead and clean it up when you are done playing with her.” Danielle said, turning around.
***
It was later in the evening, and Danielle wasn’t around, and Vincent was talking to Barret. “You know, I don’t know about her...”
Barret seemed uneasy, “What do you mean?”
“Just, she is...” Vincent began.
“I AM YOUR SISTER!” Danielle roared, starting to cry.
“Who...who made her cry?” Cid came running in with his spear.
Beth came up the stairs a few moments later, to cries of Danielle, “YEAH Cid! Yeah Cid! Push that spear up further in his ass!”
“YEAH! I can almost see it out the back of his throat!”
and:
“Wow, it really did come out his mouth...”
Beth looked in the room, to find several demons, Sephiroth, Barret, Cid and some other random people beating the crap out of Vincent.
“What are you doing to him!?!?” Beth roared.
Everyone stopped and looked up at Beth. One of the demons smacked Vincent one last time.
“That’s NOT RIGHT!” Beth said, “HE looks like CAT PUKE!”
“You’re absolutely right...” Danielle said maliciously. “It’s YOUR turn!”
Beth’s eyes widened, and she turned and tried to run. (Bad idea….never try to run from Demons…)
Right before Beth blacked out, she remembered Danielle vaguely saying something like “Yeah, shove that spear up her ass some more Cid!” (Cid: My poor spear…)
***
Beth woke up some time later, crammed in the coffin with Vincent, and together, they looked similar to a Picasso painting.
“Vincent... kindly move your ass.”
“But you like my ass...”
“Not in my face!”
“No, you like something else in your face.”
Outside of the coffin, Cid, who was watching them, heard a loud sound, a smack of metal onto flesh.
“OUCH!” Vincent smacked his head on the lid of the coffin.