CatMa

Disclaimer: I have no rights over The final Fantasy Characters nor is the script I based this off mine. The script used was acquired off the net from Movie script site.


Catma

By Sailor Poison
based off Dogma script


Prelude


It is a rather nice spring day along the jersey park boardwalk. One can hear the ocean waves crash along the beach itself. A rather simple looking old man gazes at the empty beach from the bench he was sitting on. Just wears an old duster. The man who seen many sunrises and sunsets. Now takes deep breath of the sea air.

Behind him from a gym, comes out three people in suits. One of them is skillfully spinning a blitz ball on one finger. The man pays them no heed as he continues to watch the surf roll across the sand. The three look at the old man with cold expressions. The three look and nod to each other.

The man leans on railing and only thing heard is the sound of the sea gulls. Then suddenly a ball slams into back of his head hard. As the man falls down, the three come over to start beating and kicking him violently. Eventually the three stop their beating and leave the man crumpled on the boardwalk like some poor discarded doll.

Inside an airport, a nun sits next to young man wspikspiky black hair. The Nun has a donation can for her church. Young man, Zack is in a discussion with her.

Nun, “ I don’t see how you can compare religion to final fantasy,”

Zack, “ In Final Fantasy 6, you have the three statues of the goddesses. Much like the trinity of the Father, son, and holy spirit. Even I can see thtaphtaphorical mng.”ng.”

Nun, “ I just thought it was a harmless children’s game.”

Zack, “The trinity of the three goddesses were worshiped much like christian religion. The Kefka misuses their power like often men of the church have. As Kefka destroyed his world, Christians have persecuted people in name of god. Like Kefka killed people who rebelled against his rule, Christians had Holy crusades and inquisitions. Not counting the witch trials. That faith is just a way to blind the people and lead them for someone own personal search of power.

Sephiroth is in a chair, eating some KFC popcorn chocobo. watching people waiting at the gate to greet their loved ones.

Zack, “ People use religion as an excuse to kill people. Use it to instill fear and control lives. That parents finger to still shaking his finger at us.”

Sephiroth faintly smiles at the people getting greeting with hugs and kisses, while Zack drapes an arm around the confused nun.

Zack, “ Final Fantasy a mere game? I think not.”

Nun, in shock, “I.. wasted my whole life!”

Zack, “There is still time. Take this money. Go get laid. have a life! Take back what the church stole from you!”

The Nun nods dumbly and wanders down the hall. Sephiroth looks at Zack who wanders over to sit down and stile some popcorn chocobo.

Sephiroth, "You confuse me. You know there is a God. You once basked in his presence. You ever played chess with him. Yet, you told that nun you were an atheist?”

Zack, “ I was just having a little fun with her. Keeping them on their toes and all!
She will come to her sense soon. Then she will actually have something worthwhile to confess to the priest. , “ Zack winks, “ Plus some amazing memories. By the way, why do you hang out here anyway? Kinda boring.“

Sephiroth, “ I watch people... this is a great example of humanity. “

They watch a family reunite in a group hug. Not far from them are some young lovers who are kissing passionately.

Sephiroth, “For one moment One perfect moment there is no jealousy, no anger, just love and happiness. See that perfect couple? The girl had an affair over seas. He is clueless about it.”

Zack, “ Whoa.... “ The two angels watch more arrivals

Sephiroth, “ But that isn’t even an issue. They are just so happy to see each other. I wish people could feel this way all the time.”

Zack, “ Not sure there is enough lil bags of peanuts for that. Now why the hell did you call me here? I am missing MacGyver. If it is to share a hallmark moment, you are so dead.”

Sephiroth, “ We are finally going home.”

Zack steals his popcorn chocobo, “These drugged?” as he eats some.

Sephiroth pulls out an envelop, “ I got this yesterday.”

Zack pulls out pictures, “Picture of two men having sex?”

Sephiroth snatches it back and hands him the article.

Zack looks it over, “ So? A cardinal is going to a ribbon cutting ceremony at some old church.”

Sephiroth, “ Look closer.”

Zack, “The church is having a rededication... So what?”

Sephiroth takes the article back, “ This is the hundredth anniversary kick off of a new Champaign. The Catholic church is trying bring the people back. For one day, the archway will serve as a passage of Plenary indulgence. Other words, any who enter the church are forgive for all sins. You see yet?”

Zack, “ Ummmm.. no.”

They get up and proceed down the hall. Sephiroth explaining this more.

Sephiroth, “You walk through the doors and your soul is clean of all sin.”

Zack throws away the popcorn chocobo, “ Sounds like something Square thought up in a video game.”

Sephiroth, “This is a rare event... our big chance.”

Zack, “ So.. I walk through that doorway and I can go home? “

Sephiroth, “ No. It just clears us of all sin. To go home, we have to die.”

Zack, “ Whoa! Wait! Death is not an option here!”

Sephiroth, “ You want to stay in this hell hole?”

Zack, “ No.. But we don’t even know if it will work. What if we go to the other place?”

Sephiroth, “ Once we cut our wings off and pass through the door, we are mortal with clean souls. They can’t deny us entry.”

Zack raises an eyebrow, “ Last question: who sent this to you? Still sounds fishy.”

Sephiroth, “I don’t care. Someone who is on our side for once. This is our loophole. I just know that I want to go home. After all, God can;t still be mad at us. Forgive and forget.”

Zack, “This is a church law... and we all know man can’t even make a car let alone a law without something wrong with it.”

Sephiroth, “But God made a promise... Whatever you hold true on earth... “

Zack smiles, “ I’ll hold true in heaven. I get it!”

Sephiroth, “ So if God much acknowledge the Pope’s decre
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Zack offers Sephiroth his hand, “ And I thought your anal retentive nature was fruitless!”

Sephiroth shakes his hand, “Don’t we need an anus to be anal retentive?”

Zack reclaims his hand, “ But I have just one errand to do before we go home.”

Sephiroth, “ What is that?”

Zack pulls out an article and offers it to Sephiroth, “ I wanna hit them.”

Sephiroth looks it over, “Cait Sith and the golden Mog?”

Zack, “They are so mine.”

Sephiroth, “ Zack, get real! We are just a few days from going home and you want to relive the old days?”

Zack, “I want to show him that I can still do my job! Same job I lost because of you.”

Sephiroth shakes his head, “This will not make us look any better.”

Zack, “This is the divine justice. God wants them punished.”

Sephiroth, “ Must I remind you that your job was never refilled? Besides, what if he doesn’t want them killed?”

Zack laughs, “It won’t matter. That arch way will clean us of all sin!”

Sephiroth thinks this over, “Hmmm, he despises people worshiping false idols. “

Zack, “Where is this church anyway?”

Sephiroth, “Fours days from now in New Jersey.” as they both get into an elevator.

Zack, “If I had a dick, I would be up to my ass in pussy. But, we can always do the next best thing as well.”

Sephiroth smirks, “ Killing people.”

A guy next to them looks very nervous.

Zack, “ Don’t worry, we’ll let you live!” patting the man on the head.


~ this starts the story... ~