Irvine's Secret

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I do not own the characters involved in this story in part or in whole. The characters belong to squaresoft/enix and I am not making any profit from it.


Irvine's Secret

Irvine stood in the hall with Zell and Squall holding a conversation about nothing in particular. Whatever it was, they didn't want to be interrupted by anything while holding it.

"Irvy!" echoed through the halls of the garden. "Irvy!" the voice of a girl drew closer each time it called out.

"Great...." Irvine threw his finger up at Squall like he was trying to make a point, "Ya know, I wouldn't be surprised if that was Selphie...."

"Irvy!" the girl threw her arms around Irvine from behind and giggled.

"Sephy!" he replied nervously. "What are you doing here?"

"We have a date today! We we're going to go out to town and have some fun!" she bounced with happiness.

"Oh! Right! Um...Sephy, I'll have to cancel our date for today....I'm sorry." he pressed his hands together in a praying position, begging for forgiveness.

"Again!?! This is the third time!" she stomped her foot angrily and pouted.

"Squall is still trying to get over his separation with Rinoa and he needs my help." he nudged Squall suggestively. "Right?"

Squall glared at Irvine for a few seconds and let out a sigh. "Yeah...It's...really hard....she was so great." he tried his best not to put the tone of question in his voice.

"But...she left you at least two months ago..." Selphie began to speak.

"Well it's hard to get over!" Squall shouted.

"Oooh touchy. Fine fine. I'm sorry." She gave Irvine a peck on his cheek and winked. " Next time?"

"I promise" he smiled.

Zell, Squall, and Irvine stared at Selphie skip away to God knows where. Irvine kept staring until he felt a hole burning in his back. He then realized there were glares upon him. He turned to find his friends giving him eye daggers. He scratched the back of his head and put on a protective smile. "What’s the matter guys?"

"What the hell was that?" Zell folded his arms at Irvine.

"It was...um....nothing..." he waved his hand, trying to push the matter aside.

"Irvine...You know she'll find out...it's not like no one else knows about it..."Squall eyed him slowly.

"But..."

"But nothing...it's really starting to erk me...fix it." Squall took himself far away from the two until his figure could no longer be seen.

Irvine was left alone after a "Good going..." from Zell. He leaned against the wall thinking about how he could fix his little problem. His hand on his chin he stood there thinking for twenty minutes. Then twenty minutes turned to forty and so on until he had completely miss two of his classes. He couldn't quite figure out how he was going to make it work, but he would find some way to stall. After a while he sat on the floor in the hall way muttering to himself. The random odd looks from people didn't seem to bother him and random "What the hell is he doing?" didn't phase him either. He just sat there with a very puzzled look on his face. Suddenly he jumped to his feet and threw his arm up in the air.

"AH HA!" he exclaimed, "I've got it! I'll just avoid her!"

"Avoid who?" Selphie peeked around from the corner.

"Oh GAWD!" Irvine pat his chest rapidly, hoping to slow his racing heart. "Uh...Quistis! Yeah! Avoid Quistis! Heaven knows she talks WAY too much! And...uh...kittens! Yeah! She hates kittens! What a horrible woman she is! Could you image? Kittens! Those poor, poor kittens! I love kittens! Don't you?!" his eyes scanned the scene rapidly and he let out a nervous chuckle.

"Tee hee. You're crazy" her hand covered her mouth slightly as she let out a girlish laugh. "....Hey, Irvy?"

"...Y-yeah?"

"Does she really hate kittens?" her eyes looked like they would burst with tears.

"Selphie....I'm not going to lie to you...yes...yes she does."

Selphie let out a loud and horrified gasp, "Not the kittens! Who could hate kittens?!"

"Exactly!" he pushed her along "Now off to class, Sephy."

"But Irvine...it's almost -" the ring of the bell interrupted her.

"HOTDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGS!" Zell ran passed them hollering at the top of his lungs.

"Lunch time." she finished.

"Lunch? Crap! Squall promised to help me plan something....I've gotta go!"

"Oh! A surprise for me maybe?"

"Wouldn't be a surprise if I told ya!" he darted off down the hall and out of the school.

Irvine ran until he reached the steps leading to the outside of the school. He stood for a bit, catching his breath. "Ok....let's not do that again...." he looked around a bit before realizing that it was extremely bright outside. He covered his eyes, wishing he had his hat, searching for Squall. When he found that Squall was no where in sight he stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled out his cell phone which was decorated in horseshoes. He searched the phone book while pacing back and forth. He let out small whistles as he rocked back and forth, listening to the phone ring in his ear.

"Hey, Squall. Where are you?" He paused listening for a reply.

"The woods."

"Where?"

"Before the cavern, in the clearing near the beginning of the woods."

"Why?"

"Would you prefer to sit in the bright sun for lunch?"

"No."

"I thought so. Now come on."

Irvine heard the phone click and he hung up as well. Pushing the phone back down in his pocket he jogged off in the direction of the cavern.

Back at the garden the SEEDs were eating away. Rinoa, Selphie, and Quistis sat at a table with each other. Selphie was giving Quistis odd looks and randomly blurted out "Kitten hater." every so often. Quistits returned Selphie's odd looks with a raised eyebrow.

"Selphie, what's up with you?" Quistis finally blurted out from more annoyance than concern.

"How could you?!"

"How could I what?!" she looked angry at the fact 'how could you' was directed at her.

"Hate kittens!"

"What?!"

"How dare you! How do you hate kittens?!"

"Oh I do NOT hate kittens! Kittens are wonderful and adorable creatures." She nodded her head slightly.

"You really think so?" Selphie didn't look satisfied.

"That I do."

"Then...why did Irvy tell you did..." she said softly.

"What was that?" Quistis leaned closer to hear.

"Nothing!" she shook her hands like nothing was wrong. She then directed herself to Rinoa. "You! How could you hurt Squall like that! Leaving him and all!"

Rinoa looked slightly surprized. "Are you out of your mind? I'd never leave Squall."

"Didn't you guys break up a long time ago?"

"After all we've been through? No way! We just had an argument and thought it'd be best to spend some time alone. We're still very much together."

Selphie tried to put two and two together but was still lost and puzzled. Her tone of voice dropped to a whisper again. "Why'd Squall say...why'd Irvy tell me that you guys had..." her voice grew loud and angry "WHY IS EVERYONE LYING TO ME?!?!?!"

Everyone's eyes were brought to their table. Selphie pushed away her tray and threw back her seat as she barged out of the lunch room.

"Seph?" Rinoa and Quistis stared after her.

"Ooooh." a shudder ran up and down Irvine's back. "That was odd...felt like the angel of death tapped my spine..."

"Hmm?" Squall finished chewing on a sandwich, "Wha?"

"Huh? Hmm...Nothing. It's just that...now Selphie thinks that I have a surprise for her. I have no IDEA what to tell her."

"Tell her you don't, it's as simple as that." he shrugged his shoulders and took another bite out of his sandwich.

"Have you learned nothing from your girlfriend about being nice to people?!"

"Ya know..." Squall came closer to Irvine's face, "You're really -"

"THERE!" a voice cried.

"Annoying...." Squall said as he blinked slowly.

"Where are they?" came another voice.

"HERE!” shouted Fujin as she came from the shadows of the woods.

"Finally!" Raijin came up from behind her and panted for his lost breath. "Selphie...is look'n...for ya.....ya know...."

"AFFIRMATIVE!" Fujin shouted.

"Oh for the love of -.... just speak in sentences woman!" Squall thumped his head with his palm.

"Don't tell me what to do, boy! I'll twist your balls, cut 'em off and feed them to a moomba!" Fujin growled, "I mean....RAGE!" she kicked Raijin in the shin.

"OWE! What was that for?!"

"PROBLEMS NOT NEEDED! NO KICKING SQUALL!" she ran off soon to be followed by Raijin.

When Irvine and Squall finally made it back to the garden they were met by the angry faces of Rinoa, Selphie, and Quistis. Squall quickly changed his glance to Irvine. "You'll be screwed over in 5...4...3...2..."

"Shut up, Squall!" Irvine put on another false smile, "Hi...sweetie."

"Why did you tell me that Quistis hates kittens and that Rinoa left Squall when you knew none of that was true!" Selphie looked like she was near tears.

"It's because....um..." he glanced at Squall, hoping for salvation.

"What's this?" Squall began, "You're up shit creek you say?" he pretended to gasp. "Oh... Oh my, w-where's your paddle? Oh you don't have one you say? Tooo bad." he made a 'tsk tsk' motion with his finger.

Irvine sighed, knowing what he was about to say was a complete lie. "I...I only said that to get your mind on other things so I can plan a surprise for you, but I guess it didn't go as planned." he shuffled his feet.

"You were really planning something for me?"

"Of course! Why else would I be acting so awkward?"

"Oh Irvy!" she threw herself on him and smothered him with kisses.

Night had finally fallen and the garden was getting ready for its weekend rest. Quistis walked out of Zell's room with her equation PJ's slightly undone and her hair messy. She felt eyes looking at her so she fixed her hair and clothes the best she could. Zell came from the doorway and wrapped his arms around her waist from behind her and kissed her neck softly. He begged her not to leave and stay the night with him. After giving her the face that every boyfriend does to try and get his way, she went back into the room with him and shut the door.
In Rinoa's dorm, she sat in her blue and black bra and panties, hugging a plushy of her beloved dog. She pushed her hair out of her face and lay on her bed waiting for Squall to come from the bathroom. When the door crept open she threw aside her plushy, ready to play a roll. She placed her hand on her forehead as if she would faint when Squall emerged. With her eyes closed she spoke to him. "Go ahead, take my body, but you'll never have my heart." she opened her eyes to find Squall still in his PJ's, not naked, AND completely ignoring her. She tried to get his attention but he just walked out of her dorm and went on his way.

"Squall?! Squall?! Are you going to Irvine again?! We never make love anymore! It's always Irvine! When are we going to make love again?!" Squall was already gone. "I....I'm beginning to think you're more in love with Irvine than you are me..."

As Squall grew nearer to his dorm he saw Irvine waiting outside for him, fiddling with his unbounded hair. He said nothing to Irvine, but opened his door and went inside. Irvine followed.

"This is really hard, Squall."

"Well then, I suggest you go tell Selphie. Rinoa already knows about me. That's why we had that argument two months ago. She knows I have feelings for you."

"But...I can't..."

Squall pushed Irvine up against the wall and stared at him. He tilted his head to the side slightly and his mouth began to move. "You don't plan on having us both do you? I may still have Rinoa...but I've no attachment to her anymore....." the gap between their lips was closed as Squall pulled him closer to his body. With a tide of strength, Squall made Irvine lie on his bed. He brushed his hand against Irvine's face. His face came closer to Irvine's and he nibbled lightly on his ear. He seduced him until he had overwhelmed him with lust and they both were undressed. Squall's fingers traced Irvine's body and met up with his 'entrance' he slipped his finger inside him slowly and Irvine let out a small cry. Squall's finger quickly retreated and his hand began to gently stroke his 'length'. He left a trail of soft kisses up and down Irvine's neck as his hand began to work quicker. Moans flowed from his lips as Squall took over his body. Squall mouth took in Irvine and he lapped up the essence that Irvine's body let out. Before long Squall's length was inside Irvine's entrance. He pushed himself deeper inside of him while playing with Irvine. Irvine grasped the sheets tight as Squall began to go deeper and thrust harder. The more he moaned and gasped, the faster and harder Squall would thrust into him. He would not stop until he knew that he had completely overtaken Irvine's body. Irvine's body continued to let itself spew as Squall worked it over. Squall's hands rubbed Irvine's chest lightly. A grin spread across Squall's face as he saw that he had finally mastered Irvine. He took himself from Irvine and lie beside him breathing heavily. Irvine wiped the sweat from Squall's brow, placed his hand on his chest, and kissed him.

Irvine continued to think to himself. Would he tell Selphie?

(Who knows?! Wait till next chapter f00!)