Chaos in Gaia
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Category:
Final Fantasy VII › Crossovers
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
7
Views:
748
Reviews:
6
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own any of the characters. Unless they are an oc, than they are mine. Other than that...Don't Sue Me!
Ch.1 W.T.F
Warnings: None yet, maybe some swearing. It isn’t going to stay this way…
Pairings: …get back to me on that one.
Disclaimer:-sigh and speak in a monotone voice- I own nothing. I have no right to anything but this deformed scrap of imagination called a story. I would LOVE to own them but their owners refuse to bargain…-sigh again-Damn it all
Sephiroth: Is she done whining?
Duo: Probably.
Me: Shut it both of you. Or shall I let Eros know where you are?
Both: EEP! -cower-
Me: On with the fic!
Ch.1 W.T.F.
Duo was not happy. Those demented scientists (Shinigami damn their souls) had decided he would be the PERFECT test subject for a new experiment; apparently (or at lest what he picked up from their nonsensical scientific jabbering) they had discovered a new substance and wished to test its properties on a human subject. Joy, he just happened to get that honor. “Tell my why I am your fucking lab rat again?” He asked for the fiftieth (he was keeping count) time that day. “Duo it’s because of your unique genetics. By surviving that plague, under going genetic manipulation and enhancements under G over there, you became the prime candidate. Even Heero hasn’t had as much done to him as you have!” J then went off on another tangent of babbling. “Okaaaay, so I have to deal with you losers whoopee for me.” He sighed and settled down. That is until they brought out the sample they wanted to test on him. It was shiny, glowy, green, and it MOVED.” Guys, I really don’t think this is a good idea. It moves, mysterious substances that move are generally a BAD thing in the movies ya know.” O snorted. “Please Mister Maxwell, this is not a movie. This is real life science, and nothing is going to happen.” He gave him a skeptical look. “Oh really, then why don’t YOU try it out first. After all you are the scientist.” All of the scientists shuffled their feet nervously and gave each other guilty looks. “Ha, knew it! Now unstrap me!” (Oh yeah, he was strapped down to an examination table) They shook their heads collectively and pulled on protective gear. ”Now Duo this is for the good of man kind.” H picked up the container and placed it on a roller table and moved next to Duo,”This is going to help out everyone in the world!” And opened the container. H jumped back as the material shot out of it, swirling and seething like a living creature. It twirled around the scientist before aiming at Duo. “Oh shit. I hate you god damned...” Duo was cut off as the material covered him, and then disappeared; taking him with it.
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Sephiroth hated these meetings. They were boring and totally unrelated to anything did in the company. These meetings were for show, and he hated the façade of it all. “Now moving on to article 5, Hojo brought up a valid point. But unfortunately we can’t afford to put anymore into the research department.” Sephiroth allowed an internal snicker at the look on Hojo’s face.’ Thank Gaia for that. He doesn’t need anymore money for anymore of those mad scientist type experiments he does.’ Sephiroth picked up his coffee and took a sip when he felt something off. “and moving on too…”
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“Be quiet” Rufus raised his head. “Excuse me Sephiroth, but we do have to get through this.” He got a curt nod from the SOLDIER General. “I know that but something is coming and I can’t tell from where. But I know it’s not gonna be pleasant.” Rufus raised and eyebrow and discreetly signaled Tseng. Sephiroth’s instincts were never wrong. He opened his mouth to reply when a sudden green…VORTEX opened right over Sephiroth and dumped something on him, making him fall back into his chair.”…sons of bitches scientists!” Okay. What in the world was this?
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“Fucking ass ramming nut-cases. Hate every last one of them!” Duo grumbled when he noticed he was sitting on something; it was rather hard, warm and. breathing? He lifted his head and looked right into piercing multi-shade green eyes. He grinned, “Well hellooooo, hunky male nurse!” HE wrapped his arms around his neck, lifted himself up, and kissed him rather soundly on the lips. “Nice to meetcha but I gotta run, CHOW!” Duo was out of the seat and out the door before the mystery hunk could impale him on his sword. “I have a feeling I need to find a place to hide. Hmmm, decisions, decisions; might as well keep going!”
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Tseng watched dispassionately as the normally composed and cold general leapt out of his seat and dashed after the…youth, with his sword. “Come back here you menace!” He sighed as Hojo, Rufus and everyone else rose out of their chairs as well and went after him. Tseng collected his things, pulled on his jacket and stepped out of the room and after the mob. Maybe he could get a pay raise now? He wasn’t paid enough to deal with this level of chaos.
TBC!
Sephiroth: You ruined me!
Duo: I don’t know; I liked my role!
ME: See? Duo is perfectly happy with his part!
Rufus: I must voice an objection! That was not me at all! I’m not that AR.
Me: O.o wha?
Tseng: I don’t know it seems to work for you Rufus.
Me: O.O when?
Hojo: I don’t care so long as I get my experimentation time.
Me: X.X –faints-
Duo: Huh, you guys overloaded her. Ah well.-pulls out fan and tries to revive me.
Sephiroth:-pulls out Masamune-Review or else I’ll never get character development
Pairings: …get back to me on that one.
Disclaimer:-sigh and speak in a monotone voice- I own nothing. I have no right to anything but this deformed scrap of imagination called a story. I would LOVE to own them but their owners refuse to bargain…-sigh again-Damn it all
Sephiroth: Is she done whining?
Duo: Probably.
Me: Shut it both of you. Or shall I let Eros know where you are?
Both: EEP! -cower-
Me: On with the fic!
Ch.1 W.T.F.
Duo was not happy. Those demented scientists (Shinigami damn their souls) had decided he would be the PERFECT test subject for a new experiment; apparently (or at lest what he picked up from their nonsensical scientific jabbering) they had discovered a new substance and wished to test its properties on a human subject. Joy, he just happened to get that honor. “Tell my why I am your fucking lab rat again?” He asked for the fiftieth (he was keeping count) time that day. “Duo it’s because of your unique genetics. By surviving that plague, under going genetic manipulation and enhancements under G over there, you became the prime candidate. Even Heero hasn’t had as much done to him as you have!” J then went off on another tangent of babbling. “Okaaaay, so I have to deal with you losers whoopee for me.” He sighed and settled down. That is until they brought out the sample they wanted to test on him. It was shiny, glowy, green, and it MOVED.” Guys, I really don’t think this is a good idea. It moves, mysterious substances that move are generally a BAD thing in the movies ya know.” O snorted. “Please Mister Maxwell, this is not a movie. This is real life science, and nothing is going to happen.” He gave him a skeptical look. “Oh really, then why don’t YOU try it out first. After all you are the scientist.” All of the scientists shuffled their feet nervously and gave each other guilty looks. “Ha, knew it! Now unstrap me!” (Oh yeah, he was strapped down to an examination table) They shook their heads collectively and pulled on protective gear. ”Now Duo this is for the good of man kind.” H picked up the container and placed it on a roller table and moved next to Duo,”This is going to help out everyone in the world!” And opened the container. H jumped back as the material shot out of it, swirling and seething like a living creature. It twirled around the scientist before aiming at Duo. “Oh shit. I hate you god damned...” Duo was cut off as the material covered him, and then disappeared; taking him with it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sephiroth hated these meetings. They were boring and totally unrelated to anything did in the company. These meetings were for show, and he hated the façade of it all. “Now moving on to article 5, Hojo brought up a valid point. But unfortunately we can’t afford to put anymore into the research department.” Sephiroth allowed an internal snicker at the look on Hojo’s face.’ Thank Gaia for that. He doesn’t need anymore money for anymore of those mad scientist type experiments he does.’ Sephiroth picked up his coffee and took a sip when he felt something off. “and moving on too…”
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“Be quiet” Rufus raised his head. “Excuse me Sephiroth, but we do have to get through this.” He got a curt nod from the SOLDIER General. “I know that but something is coming and I can’t tell from where. But I know it’s not gonna be pleasant.” Rufus raised and eyebrow and discreetly signaled Tseng. Sephiroth’s instincts were never wrong. He opened his mouth to reply when a sudden green…VORTEX opened right over Sephiroth and dumped something on him, making him fall back into his chair.”…sons of bitches scientists!” Okay. What in the world was this?
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
“Fucking ass ramming nut-cases. Hate every last one of them!” Duo grumbled when he noticed he was sitting on something; it was rather hard, warm and. breathing? He lifted his head and looked right into piercing multi-shade green eyes. He grinned, “Well hellooooo, hunky male nurse!” HE wrapped his arms around his neck, lifted himself up, and kissed him rather soundly on the lips. “Nice to meetcha but I gotta run, CHOW!” Duo was out of the seat and out the door before the mystery hunk could impale him on his sword. “I have a feeling I need to find a place to hide. Hmmm, decisions, decisions; might as well keep going!”
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Tseng watched dispassionately as the normally composed and cold general leapt out of his seat and dashed after the…youth, with his sword. “Come back here you menace!” He sighed as Hojo, Rufus and everyone else rose out of their chairs as well and went after him. Tseng collected his things, pulled on his jacket and stepped out of the room and after the mob. Maybe he could get a pay raise now? He wasn’t paid enough to deal with this level of chaos.
TBC!
Sephiroth: You ruined me!
Duo: I don’t know; I liked my role!
ME: See? Duo is perfectly happy with his part!
Rufus: I must voice an objection! That was not me at all! I’m not that AR.
Me: O.o wha?
Tseng: I don’t know it seems to work for you Rufus.
Me: O.O when?
Hojo: I don’t care so long as I get my experimentation time.
Me: X.X –faints-
Duo: Huh, you guys overloaded her. Ah well.-pulls out fan and tries to revive me.
Sephiroth:-pulls out Masamune-Review or else I’ll never get character development