MSD 3000 Episode 102

Warning: This is an adult story. IT contains adult situations. Such as sex, frequent coarse language. This fic is not designed for minors, or most sane individuals. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!


Mystery Science Dementia 3000
Disclaimer: This fic is *NOT* mine. I only MyST it. It's originally the author's and they're welcome to it! Also, of course, I do not own anything to do with Squaresoft/Square Enix. I do however own the souls of MyST-ers. They appear at my discretion. Other than that. Enjoy!

(Satellite of Dementia. Dino, Jase and Kat are sitting around on the couches. Kat is adamantly explaining something to Dino and Jase, who obviously by their blank faces, aren't getting it.)
Kat: Do you get it *NOW*?
Dino: .....So, you read?
Jase: Write?
Kat: Where the hell have you guys been for that WHOLE THREE HOUR EXPLAINATION?!?!
Guys: ....Umm.....
Kat: Forget it.
Guys: What?

(Emergency signs begin flashing. Loud sirens begin wailing and Dino and Jase begin to stare idly at Kat. In which Kat is now freaking out and is now flailing helplessly.)
Dino: What did you touch?
Jase: Yea!
Kat: What the hell is going on?!
Guys: Dunno....
Jase: *pushes the sign*

(Department of Dementia. Dr. Demento is sitting at his desk, obviously disturbed from a night's sleep as he's in his pyjamas with his hair sticking out and a teddy bear in his arms.)
Dr D: Who's trying to escape?! I put sensors on the escape routes to make sure no one gets out! Who's trying?!

(SoD.)
Dino: I told you!
Jase: ...Ok, so that plan's out. *reaches onto the table and crumples a peice of paper and tosses it over his shoulder*
Kat: No one's trying to escape! Alarms just started going off for no reason!
Guys: So she says!
Kat: SHUT UP YOU TWO! *threatens with a massive baseball bat*
Dino: Where the hell did she find that?!
Jase: .......my room......

(DoD. Dr. Demento is joined now by Luna, who's wearing a purple fluffy nightie.)
Dr D: Luna! Bout time! Check the screens for what's going on up there
Luna: *yawns and stumbles over to a set of screens* There's a big hole in the side of the satellite!
Dr D: What got in there?!

(SoD.)
Jase: What demented thing wants in here?! Of all places!
(Suddenly the wall behind the bar counter explodes and there's a Giant Xenomorph standing in the hole, drooling and menacingly growling at the three. With Ana beside it.)
Guys: ANA?!
Kat: .......who?
(Commercial Sign flashes)
Ana: We'll be back! O-hahahahahaha *pushes it*

******
(Commercials for genital herpes cream, Hell's Kitchen Plug, and a plug for Hellgate London.)
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(SoD. Jase and Dino are no where to be seen. Ana is standing by the bar with Xenomorph not far from her, and Kat is staring at the Xenomorph, holding the baseball bat in a defensive pose.)
Ana: You can put the bat down.....Fluffy doesn't bite!
Kat: Fluffy?! You named it Fluffy?!
Ana: Yesh! *cuddles up against the Xenomorph, cooing and purring against the creature*
Fluffy: *claws a bit, growling and then snaps its jaws at Kat*

(DoD. Dr. Demento is still staring in awe at the screen of the Xenomorph and Ana)
Dr. D: Well, umm..er.. Ana welcome back! Though it bugs me as to, why you came back but how you came back!
Luna: ...Is that a Xeno-
Dr. D: OF COURSE IT IS!

(SoD. Jase and Dino are in the hall next to the main room as Ana explains to Dr. Demento of how she got back.)
Dino: Alright...so, the plan is we run in there and blast it to hell. I got the BFG *holds up a BFG cannon like a shotgun* ....and what the hell is that thing?!
Jase: A Proton Disintergrator.....? *holds up what could only be described as 'Noisy Cricket'*
Dino: ....The hell you plannin on killing with that? IT barely even fits in your hand...
Jase: Yea, but while yours fires a couple of shots and then disintergrates, I on the other hand, have an infinite ammo and could destroy a tank....so amigo, I have the edge over yours, once it's charged!
Dino: *points his BFG at Jase* ....I don't have to wait.....
Jase: ...Alright, you win....

(SoD. BAck in the main room, Ana's standing infront of the monitor, and Kat is now backed far far away from Fluffy. Fluffy is now, could be guessed, staring at Kat, baring teeth and drooling.)
Ana: So, we hijacked the ship...and here we are!
Kat: .....Nice fluffy....nice...drooling thing....

(DoD. Dr. Demento is blankly staring at the screen, jaw agape.)
Dr. D: Well...umm...welcome back. Good to have you back!
Luna: *whispering quietly to the Doctor* ...why did she come back?

(SoD. Jase and Dino are now creeping closer to the main room, guns at the ready. Ana, KAt and Fluffy are completely oblivious to the pair.)
Ana: Good to be back! *poses all spectacular like*
Kat: ......Where's the boys?
(And suddenly, Jase and Dino pop around the corner opening sparractic fire all over the place. Screaming and yelling like a couple Rambos in the middle of a four sided war. Only hitting Fluffy a total of.....twice. MEanwhile Ana and KAt have ducked for cover, only being missed by inches each time.)
Girls: STOP YOU IDIOTS! YOU'LL BLOW US TO THE FUCKING MOONS!

(DoD. Dr. Demento sits staring even more shocked by the flashes of light and explosions happening within the main room. Luna turns to the camera)
Luna: ....We'll be back! *pushes a button*

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(Emergency Commercial Signal. "The show you are watching is experience technical difficulties. We'll resume the feed when the difficulties pass. Thank you for your co-operation.")
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(SoD. Resuming feed. The main room is compltely totalled with massive holes in the sofas, the counter is splintered and covered in anti-flame foam. The girls' hair is frizzled and they are also covered partially in foam. Jase and Dino are also covered in foam staring wide eyed at the zone before them.)
Dino: ....Holy hell...
Jase: ....That...was...
Kat: Idiotic?!?
Ana: BARBARIC?!?! YOU KILLED FLUFFY! *and now drops onto the dead carcass*
Guys: AWESOME!

(DoD. Dr. Demento is quite literally fuming. Looking like he's about to tear the teddy bear in complete peices. )
Dr. D: ALRIGHT! That's it!! You kiddies are getting a FIC FOR THIS! You wake me up in the middle of the night with Ana's INTRUSION. You two! ALMOST DESTROYED MY SATELLITE! A FIC! LUNA PUSH THE BUTTON!
Luna: *quickly pushes the button*

(Klaxxons wail..)
Jase: We've got a fic siiiiiiiiiggnnnn!!!
Ana: FLUFFY!
Dino: *pushes the button*

(Door 6-It's a curtain. You either light it on fire and it burns away, or you wait and it raises by itself.)
(Door 5-It's an ad for Iron Man. Depending on your preference, you
either tear it to shreds or bow down and worship it, then move on)
(Door 4-You walk into a chat room right in the middle of a huge,
incomprehensible roleplay. Confused, you walk out, shaking your head)
(Door 3-An ad for Nightwalker's RP. You note the shameless
plug and move on)
(Door 2-A solid wall of ice. You grab a flamethrower and melt an
entrance)
(Door 1-Death stands before you. He points beyond him, and you hurry
by.)
(Door .69-A black hole opens in the fabric of reality, sucking you into
the theater)

(Everyone enters: Ana, Dino, Kat, Jase)
Ana: I can't believe you bastards killed Fluffy!
Guys: It was sweet wasn't it?!
Kat: ...And you wanted to come back for this?
Ana: I have no idea why...
(They sit)

>This is a story of erotic fanfiction

Dino: Also known as..Lemons!
Ana: How come we never make lemonade?
Jase: Just be glad you missed last week
Kat: *suddenly screams*
Dino: I agree...

>if you are not 18 or 21 depending on your location

Kat: Can I be in one of those locations that this can't be released?
Ana: Nope
Kat: Poopie

>don't read this story. If you continue reading you accept complete and >total responsibility legal and socially.

Dino: ...he forgot one
Jase: Which one?
Dino: Psychologically.....

>Tifa and Aeris belong to Squaresoft (or Square Enix now). Story >contains lesbian stuff, if you don’t like it, just stop reading here.

Girls: Welp! We're out!
Jase: You suffered through this before Kat!
Kat: Doesn't mean I like it!
Dino: Oh well..
Ana: So I'm excused?
Jase: No
Ana: Poopie

>It will be the best for us.

ALL: It would be....

>Yes, I really like Tifa/Aeris pairing and I wanted to write something >with them.

Kat: So, you couldn't just write a nice romance?
Ana: Pfff...everyone would rather see them getting groinal then snuggly
Guys: Damn right!

>Kinda short and rather PWP story, but someone might like it.

Dino: Convicts maybe..
Jase: Obsessive people....
Kat: Fan boys...
Ana: Same difference...

>If you have any suggestions, constructive criticism or wanna send a >feedback, feel free to write at

Ana: BOMBS AT THE READY!
Kat: *slides on pilot googles*
Dino: I don't think this is going to work...
Jase: They're both just like us...

>sethite_20@yahoo.com

>Temple of Love

ALL: *singing* At the Loooove temple, a little old place where we can get togetherrrr.....

>Tifa was running

Dino: Bouncy Bouncy..
Ana: We get it! They're big!
Kat: Big? I'm surprised she hasn't gotten a hernia with those things!

>down the meandring paths to the Temple of the Ancients.

Kat: Meandring? What's meandring?
Ana: Apparently..you know, I have nothing

>She left the rest of her team far away,

Jase: Far, far away in another time?
Dino: Nah, prolly down by the vending machines..

>decided to found Aeris for any cost.

Ana: Luckily it was only $19.99 plus shipping and handling

>Few mere monsters were stupid enough to stand on her way,

ALL: O_o
Kat: So wait...they're *on* her way?
Ana: I suppose that's like *in* but above....?

>but they were no match for desperate girl.

Dino: (Tifa) Must. Get. Silicone!

>She killed them with her powerful kicks.

Jase: (Tifa) POWER KICK! YA!
Kat: I expected Dino to call out the name
Dino: *grumbling* He beat me to it...

>Suddenly she saw a pink dress near the gates of the temple.

Kat: So...Aeris is back at the entrance?
Dino: I'm just wondering how Aeris *isn't* with the party, I mean you were *FORCED* to bring her...
Jase: ...It's a fic, Dino
Dino: SO?!

>“Aeris!”

ALL: NORM!

>– she shouted loudly. Silhouette halted

Ana: Who?!
Jase: I don't remember seeing someone named 'Silhouette' in the game...
Dino and Kat: Ditto

>and Tifa quickly saw that it was really her best friend and secret >lover – Aeris Gainsborough,

Dino: So secret, in fact, Square Enix didn't even know they wrote her like that

>flower girl from Midgar, last representativeness

Ana: 'Representativness'?
Jase: Yea, you know like 'teh 1337-ness'
Dino: I will kill you if you ever, EVER say that...

>of the Cetra.

Kat: So she's the representativeness at the meetings of the UN?

>Tifa loved Cloud

Jase: For some unexplicable reasoning...
Dino: Apparently it's the spike...chicks dig the spike...
Girls: No we don't!

>but when she saw Aeris for the first time, all her love was placed >into this cute girl.

ALL: *singing* Let me put my looove into you baaabe...

>Of course, she wasn’t brave enough to tell Aeris about her feelings, >she treated her like her best friend, like a sister she never had.

Ana: Incestous? Wooo...the Springer-ness
Dino: The 'ness' is getting old...

>Aeris seems to liked her too.

Kat: OW! Future tense collides with past tense...

>When they become separated, Tifa did everything to find her.

Ana: (Tifa) *looks under a rock* Nope, not here
Kat: (same) *lifts up her breasts* There's my feet! But no Aeris

>And now her efforts were prized.

Jase: (Announcer) And to the winner Tifa, her prize is...BREAST IMPLANTS!
Dino: (Tifa) WHOOPEE!

>- What are you doing here? –

Kat: Nothing much, chillin..hanging out, playin some Nintendo...
Ana: Hoping you choke
Jase: Waiting for a plot...
Dino: All of the above...

>asked Tifa, when she reached Aeris, breathing hard after the long run.

Dino: I doubt twenty feet counts as a long run...
Ana: When you're carrying *that* much weight, twenty steps is considered long..

>Aeris answered nothing,

Kat: So did she say nothing? Or said nothing?
Jase: I doubt even the author knows

>but took her friend by hand and lead her through the monumental halls >of the Temple.

Ana: (Aeris) I swear sometimes that silicone goes straight to your head..I was on my way!
Kat: (Tifa) But I gotsted all impatients!
Dino: Sadly, at this point it wouldn't surprise me if Tifa starts talking like that

>Tifa was repeating her questions

Jase: (Tifa) Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

>but Aeris was still silent as a rock.

ALL: *singing* Like a rock...I was strong as I can be...like a rock

>Finally Tifa gave up

Dino: (JR) MAH GOD! Tifa just gave up! That's it! New champion!
Jase: (JR) Somebody ring tha damn bell! She's done!

>and let her friend lead her into the centre of the Temple,

Kat: So is that on the clock? Or in the mindless tunnels that lead absolutely NO WHERE
Ana: Wasn't the Black MAteria in the center of the temple?

>where was the large pool of shinning, shimmering water.

Dino: I dunno
Jase: What?
Kat: Apparently the fic's asking us where the large pool is...
Ana: ...ha...ha...ha...LAME


>- We’re here –

Kat: (tifa) FINALLY!

>said Aeris – It’s the holiest place in the temple. Only people who >really loves each other could be here.

Jase: Who really loves each other? Like plural of love? I don't understand....

>You know what I mean?

Jase: NO! I just said that! God! Pay attention!

>Tifa blushed but nodded,

Ana: OH C'MON!
Guys: Hm?
Ana: She's got to be the most untimid character of Final Fantasy 7, but apparently here she's like a school girl!

>as Aeris smilled and continued.

Dino:(Aeris) Just smile and nod, and it'll be over quick...smile and nod...

>- I can contact with my ancestors, but to do it, I need to purify my >body.

Kat: (Aeris) So that's why I'm here to bathe, and you smell like a whorehouse, so you can use some 'purification' too

>And I can’t do it by myself, I need a person who loves me.

Jase: So she needs someone that loves her to bathe her?
Dino: Obviously so..
Jase: Needy, isn't she?

>Tifa, please, this is the place where we can finally be together.

Ana: (Tifa) But wait...we were just walking down the hall together...
Kat: (Aeris) No Tifa. TOGETHER...
Ana: (Tifa) But..we wer-
Kat: (Aeris) OH you stupid little twit! SEX!
Ana: (Tifa) ...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why didn't you say so...

>Would you... – she stopped for a moment – Will you...be with me here >and now?

Dino: (Tifa) But I'm already here...
Jase: (Aeris) .....SEX!
Dino: (Tifa) Ohhhhhhh


>While she was saying these last words, Tifa was already stripping

Ana: Well, there goes that blushing and schoolgirl attitude RIGHT out the window...
Kat: (Aeris) *blinks* Blimey! I just wanted you to make sure I don't get attacked while I was bathing
Jase: (Tifa) ...Oh...
Dino: Awwwwwkwwwwaaarrrddd

>off her white blouse and black, leather skirt. She kicked out her >boots, removed her panties and undid her bra.

Guys: RELEASE THE CANNONS!
Girls: ATTICA-ATTICA-ATTICA

>Aeris did the same with her long, pink dress. Just as 7th Heaven

Ana: Was playing on UPN?
Jase: What the hell does that Christian family togethernes show have to do with this scene?
Dino: O_o
Jase: I DON'T WATCH IT!
Kat: Suuurrrreee...

>bargirl supposed, she had nothing under it.

ALL: *apathetic* Of course....

>Flower girl

Kat: Wouldn't Aeris be easier to type?
Ana: No, the author is being derogatory...

>sat on the earth and remove her boots. She smiled to Tifa and grab her >slim hand.

Kat: DAMNIT!
Dino: What?
Kat: Those damned past/future collisions hurt!

>Both naked girls stepped into the shinning water.

Jase: Though sadly, neither realized the water was shining because it was radioactive in which they both dissolved within the acidic property of the radiation...The End
Ana: Wasn't I the dark one?
Dino: You left, we kept up the image

>Shimmering liquid quickly surrounded them, washing over their nude >bodies. Tifa was surprised when she found hat water

Dino: I would be too! They're in hat water...that's like head sweat
Kat: ..This scene just got kind of disgusting when he said that...

>wasn’t that cold as the thought,

Ana: What thought?
Kat: I dunno..but it's not as cold as the hat water...

>it was rather lukewarm. When her body touched the water, she suddenly >felt butterflies in her belly.

Jase: Someone should get those out...what if they're poisonous?!
Dino: Then we'll be free of this?
Jase: Good point!

>There must be some kind of aphrodisiacs or...

Ana: She finally realized she was OOC and got violently ill to her stomach
Jase: Sadly, she'll never realize that...

>Tifa hadn’t time for wondering about it.

Kat: BEcause we don't have three days to kill....
Jase: *ZING!*

>Aeris kissed the back of Tifa's pale neck, raising the girl's long, >raven hair with her hand.

Dino: soo...she's THAT OOC she dyed her hair?
Ana: Obviously...

>Owner of 7’th Heaven moaned softly as her teammate placed her soft, >white hand between the bartender's thighs

Kat: So...how's this 'purifying' her again?
Ana: No freakin clue...
Jase: Who cares?!
Girls: Obviously not Jase...

>and gently began to finger her womanhood.

Dino: Is that close to my neighbourhood?

>Flower girl

Jase: More derogatory name calling! SHAME!
Ana: Obviously this person likes Aeris' job more than her name...

>licked Tifa’s naked shoulders, then she took her slim right hand and

Ana: .....choked Tifa?
Kat: ...pulled a gun a blew Tifa's brains all over the temple, then turned the gun on herself?

>reached around to fondle Tifa's rightbreast.

Girls: Poopie...

>She starred at it

ALL: O_o She what?!

>with amazement, Tifa’s breasts were huge, but also beautiful.

Dino: Apparently Aeris thinks other big boobs are ugly?
Jse: The hell with Aeris!

>She alaways

Kat: alaways? This sounds like Timmy from the fourth grade wrote this...
Ana: Well...I'm thinking someone around the age of puberty possibly wrote it..

>wanted to saw them naked,

Ana: SEE!
Dino: What?
Ana: Nothing...just 'see' not saw...
Kat: It's okay...it might be over quick

>in their full glory. Tifa moaned softly as Aeris squeezed and pinched >her mound,

Girls: Ow....
Dino: He means her breast...
Girls: oh...

>making the caramel nipple

Girls: O_o
Jase: What?
Ana: How does a WHITE girl have caramel colored nipples?
Kat: Obviously this person has never been laid...or seen a naked woman for that matter?
Guys: *slaps forehead*

>erect and hard like piece of materia. Aeris caressed bartender's >garden of love

Jase: Wow, this person has more names for a vagina....
Dino: ...and the sex scene just started...

>more skillfully, inserting a slim finger into the girl's hole and >probing into her

Dino: (Alien) Anal probe at the ready!
Kat: (Alien) Steady!
Dino: (Alien) Probe succesful!
Kat: (Alien) Another silicone enhanced whore conquered!

>slowly. Tifa moaned louder, then turned around and grabbed Aeris's >firm tits.

Ana: Well...their lack of size they've gotta be firm..
Jase: STAY OUT OF MY SKULL!

>They weren’t as big as hers,

Dino: ...Not even a tenth the size really
Kat: I always pictured Aeris as an A or B...

>but also very well shaped, like a two mountains.

Jase: Or anthills...

>She squeezed and caressed her friend's breasts, biting her pale >nipples into hardness,

Ana: Soo...Tifa has caramel, Aeris has pale...
Dino: Just stop...
Ana: ...right

>then she leaned forward and began to suck eagerly on one of them, like >a little child, hunger for mother’s milk.

ALL: O_o
Dino: Anyone else find that creepy
OThers: *raise hands*
Jase: So..she's like a sister, sucking on her mother's breast? ...

>Flower girl moaned in pleasure,

Jase: Riffer guy moans in agony.
Kat: Riffer Girl waits for the bitter end..

>then reached around Tifa and began to squeeze the girl's firm, strong >ass.

Ana: (Aeris) That stairmaster is working wonders for you!
Dino: (Tifa) No, just lots of crazy sex

>Tifa sucked hard on Aeris's full breast, then she licked down the >valley between her friend’s mammaries.

Dino: (Tifa) As I lick through the valley of mammaries...I shall fear no lemon

>Two members of Avalanche kissed each other

Dino and Kat: Who's the second member?
Jase: Just stop, seriously...

>with passion shinning in their young eyes, then they explored each >other's mouths with their tongues,

Ana: (Tifa's Tongue) Hello....ello....lo...lo....
Kat: (Aeris Tongue) Hello....ello.....lo....lo...

>playing with them. Both girls groaned with ecstasy as they caressed >each other's firm, naked bodies,

Dino: ...This is like a really sexual bath...
Jase: I'm sure Tifa's used to it, but Aeris...kind of shocks me...
Girls: Ditto..

>then they left the water and lay down near their discarded clothes.

Kat: Right...this make sense...get out of water, dripping wet and lay on the dirty temple ground...
Jase: Look, they're 'purifying' each other with sex...
Kat:...Touche...

>They were alone in this ancient place,

Ana: Except for all the monsters, the rest of the party, Demon Wall, Sephiroth Clones, a few of the Turks, and a massive Red Dragon....
Dino: ...other than that, completely alone!

>making love near the holy pool of the lost civilization of Cetra.

Jase and KAt: IT'S A FREAKIN POND!
Dino: Which means Holy in the Cetra language...

>- Aeris...- whispered Tifa – Would you...

Ana: (Aeris) yes?
Kat: (Tifa) Kill me?
Ana: (Aeris) With pleasure!

>- Yes – answered Cetra girl with smile.

Dino: Yanno, first it's flower girl...now it's Cetra girl...
Jase: You think he's a bit racist too?
Ana: No, he hasn't called Tifa 'whore girl' yet...

>Tifa opened her friend’s slim, white thighs

Kat: So Tifa's operating on Aeris?

>and began to lick her way

Dino: Wouldn't Aeris' leg be covered in dirt?
Ana: (Tifa) Mmmm...gritty!

>from an ankle up to Aeris's wet, dark haired patch.

Jase: ...Soo...Aeris was in the girl scouts?
Dino: When did they give out hairy patches?
Kat: ...

>She kissed the inside of flower girl's firm thighs,

Kat: SHE DID OPEN HER UP!
Ana: ...you've been around the boys too long...

>then she began to lick her moist pussy,
>tasting her love juices.

Dino: (Tifa) Tastes like chicken!
Kat: More like tuna....

>Aeris’s moans

Ana: That one just hurt...really
Jase: Eh?
Ana: Aeris's...it really hurts trying to figure that one out..

>echoed loudly in the walls of the temple like a prayer to the >forgotten gods

Dino: So there WAS gods in Final Fantasy?
Kat: This is the first I've heard of them

>as her friend caressed her womanhood with skilfully, wet tongue, >driving her almost mad.

Ana: Her and everyone else reading this that's not a fan boy...
Kat: It's not *twitch* so *twitch* bad....
Jase: Kat...you're not looking so well...
Kat: *twitchtwitch* I'm fine *twitch*

>Tifa thrust deeply into the flower girl’s pussy,

Dino: Where did Flower gir-...I mean Aeris' cat come from?
Ana: FLUFFY! *slouch*

>and licked the inside of her most intimate part.

Dino: Her finger?
Kat: Her brain?
Ana: Her heart?
Jase: Her staff?
Others: O_o....eww...

>Cetra girl

Kat: *twitchtwitch* DAMNIT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Which is she?! Flower girl, Cetra girl, or Aeris?! I mean how hard is it to stick with ONE freaking name!
Jase: *dives onto Kat muffling her, with a rag and KAt begins to calm, then passes out* Whew....close one...
Dino: Ether?
Jase: Yeop!

>grabbed her breasts with her hands and squeezed them tightly as Tifa >fucked her with her long tongue.

Ana: Tifa must be realted to Gene Simmons
Dino: That's one helluva tongue...

>She sucked on Aeris's pink pussy lips, then pushed her mouth inside >her teammate

ALL: O_O
Dino: I read that right, yea? Her mouth INSIDE Aeris
Jase: Aeris...is...really...loose
Ana: ...The pain I'm feeling is unimaginable by any means...

>and caressed the flesh inside with her warm opening.

Ana: (Warm opening) *petting* IT's okay flesh...we can do this
Dino: I'm still slightly disturbed by this...
Kat: *rolls over mumbling about unicorns*

>Aeris moaned even louder

Jase: You know at some point, all this loud moaning would eventually draw SOMETHING's attention...
Dino: Silly Jase...Logic and Lemons go together like lighter fluid and blood...

>as she felt the climax near, she began panting, her well shaped, round >breasts

Ana: Wait...he said they were like mountains...mountains aren't very round...or well shaped...

>heaving

ALL minus Kat: (Breasts) HEAVE! HO! HEAVE! HO!

>as seconds were passing by. Tifa moved her head above her friend's >moist snatch, and inserted two fingers into her.

Dino: After inserting your mouth, and presumably the entire lower jaw bone, I just don't think two fingers are going to do it for her...
Jase: I don't think a Mach Truck backed in sideways would do it for her at this point...
Ana: Guys....

>Flower girl

ALL...minus Kat: AERIS!

>almost cried as

Ana: Did the only sane people left reading this...

>Tifa probed deeply into her pussy,

Jase: Poor kitty...

>thrusting back and forth into her wet slit. Tifa licked the inside of >Aeris thighs,

Dino: *makes slurping noises*
Ana: (Tifa) Tastes like chicken!
Jase: *looks down at Kat, kicks her* Wake up!
Kat: EVICORATE THE POLITAREAN! Wha...wha happened?

>then licked her fingers

ALL minus Kat: (Tifa) FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!
Kat: ...Oh, we're still here...damnit

>when Aeris orgasmed and flooded cum all over her slim fingers.

Kat: Th'ar she blows!!!
Ana: I love how it's always a flood...apparently there's no such thing as a small orgasm..

>Flower girl

Kat: AERIS!

>lied

Ana: About loving Tifa, she just wanted a cheap orgasm...
Dino: No, you mean 'purification'
Ana: Whatever..

>in the euphoria of the strongest climax she ever experienced.

Jase: Leaving it to the player to guess that apparently Aeris was a virgin before this...
Ana: Did you not read the part about Tifa's MOUTH going insider her?!
Kat: ...I. Don't. Want. To. Know.

>After licking her fingers clean,

Dino: (Announcer) BAM! And the cum is gone...

>Tifa leaned forward and kissed Aeris on the mouth, leaving the taste >of flower girl’s love juices on her lips.

Jase: (Aeris) I taste a bit like chicken...
Ana: ...Jase...
Dino: (Aeris) With a hint of fish....
Kat: ...Dino...

>- Now, I’m ready – said Aeris, licking her lips

Kat: I guess, waste not, want not...

>and dressing up her pink dress

Ana: As what? A Blue dress? Or dressing it up for tea?

>– Thank you Tifa. Thank you for everything.

Dino: (Aeris) Except for making me realise I'm SUCH a whore...
Jase: (Tifa) It's sok, we're all whore in this fic...

>Tifa rose, still naked, sweat and water shone on her naked skin.

Jase: That's a beautiful site..
Dino: Indeed...
Girls: Idiots! She's text!
Guys: SO?!

>She was sure that she saw sadness in her friend’s eyes.

ALL: Awwwww....

>7th Heaven

Ana: Failed miserably and got moved onto the WB...from which it was never heard of again...
Kat: *apathetic* Awww....

>bartender didn’t know why.

Dino: Why ask why! Try Bud Dry!
Jase: Two points to anyone who gets that reference...

>She heard the steps and voices of their friends

Kat: So they FINALLY heard all the screaming and moaning...
Ana: Nah Cloud has a lemon-dar...He knows for miles when Tifa or Aeris is cumming..
Guys: *snickering*

>and quickly dressed her clothes up too.

Jase: As a ghost! Because ti was close to HAlloween!

>- I have to go now – whispered Aeris

ALL: *Cheers*

>and before Tifa was able to said anything, she was gone.

Ana: (Tifa) YOU OWE ME $19.95!
Kat: (Tifa) Crap...my pimp's going to be pissed now, I gave a freebie..

>It was the last time when Tifa saw her alive, with her sad smile on >her beutiful face.

Dino: Also, beautiful too....I guess
Jase: NAh, she's not quite beautiful...just beutiful...

>It was the pictures that remained in her memory forever

Kat: Until the next sex scene in which she gets banged by the entire team, all at once because Yuffie turns out to be a fifteen year old boy...and it's an all male/cat/toy/demon gangbang...
Guys: *blinks*
Ana: .....That's random....
Kat: No, I just summed up last weeks show!
Ana: ....*turns a bit green*

>The End.

ALL: *cheers* YAY!
Jase: The doors!
ALL: *flee*

(.69 ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ... 6 ... 7)

(SoD. The main room is under construction as now all of the foam has been cleaned, there's two new couches. The bar is still in shambles and there's a pile of massive weapons in the center of the room. Dino and Jase are sifting through the weapons, frantically searching while Kat and Ana are sitting on the couches)

Ana: You know, when it's not a horrible lemon I rather missed this..
Kat: ...Did the lack of oxygen in space severely warp your brain?
Ana: That's possible....

(Jase and Dino walk over to the couches and sit down, kicking their feet up on the table. Both looking like children being punished.)
Guys: Our guns are gone...
Ana: Good! It serves you right for killing Fluffy!
Kat: ...Yea, I guess...
Jase: It was a XENOMORPH! The hell was I supposed to do? Let it eat me..
Ana: At least we'd have a more popular chracter to take your place!
Dino and KAt: *ZING!*

(MADs light flashes)
Ana: *presses it* I hope you destroyed their guns!
Jase: Oh get over it!

(DoD. Dr. Demento is fully dressed now, and so is his assistant Luna, who is also holding the two guns from previous in the program)
Dr.D: No, but we confiscated them...I'm not sure how you two made them but thanks for the early birthday presents
Luna: Doctor...?
Dr. D: Just put them anywhere Luna
Luna: *crashes are heard as Luna just tosses the guns off to the side*

(SoD)
Jase: That's so unfair! We were protecting ourselves!
Dino: Yea! It was a giant Xenomorph!
Ana: Fluffy was innocent! You bastards! I want compensation for my loss!

(DoD)
Dr. D: Not a chance, but I do have a gift for you Ana, sort of a welcome back thing...Luna if you will
Luna: *pushes a button*

(SoD. A poof of smoke and there's Fluffy's head mounted on the wall next to the theatre entrance and Ana flails looking at it)
Ana: HOW IS THAT A WELCOME BACK GIFT?! IT'S FLUFFY'S HEAD STUFFED! YOU BA-
Dino: *leaps onto Ana's back with a ragand Ana begins slowly calming and flails less before collapsing*
Jase: Man I love that Ether...
Kat: ...Wha...that seems familar!
Dino: Don't be silly Kat..we've never done that before...
Kat: Okay
Guys: *snickering*

(DoD)
Dr. D: Right, anyway. That's all for today kiddies. I guess we'll just go with a four person team....for now.
Luna: Now Doctor?
Dr. D: NO!

(SoD)
Kat: Right, so four person team...
Jase: Joy...
Dino: Is it possible to hear your soul shatter? I think mine just did....
Ana: *begins snoring and making triumphant poses in her sleep*

(DoD)
Dr. D: And on that note, kiddies. Until next time!
Luna: Now?
Dr. D: WHERE DID I PICK YOU UP FROM IDIOT U?! YES NOW!
Luna: *pushes button*

(FWOOOOOOSH!!!)