Knocked Up

I never meant for this to happen… it just did. I mean I have 2 WIP’s already on the go here. (In Dragonball Z I have “Damn Traditions” , in Nauto I have “Savin’ Me”. Man I really am a masochist! Now this, but I have to say I was inspired (Not by the movie of this stories name, never seen it) but two wonderful authors right here. Nods to Frizz and Puffer. I wrote this for fun, so please take it in that way. It’s my denial that Yazoo died thingy. Yes I love Yazoo. I love the movie very much it’s in my top five. I’m so glad my favorite VA did it, though he helps I love it and have gotten into the games (only FF7 though) I still haven’t had a chance to play Crisis Core on the present I bought for myself a 10th anniversary FF7 PSP, it’s pretty, like Yazoo… So I hope you like, I’m not sure where it’s going to go, might end up short and sweet… Enjoy, I hope.

TITLE: Knocked Up
AUTHOR: Fyrbyrd
CATEGORIES:
RATING: NC-17
WARNINGS: M/M, Anal
SPOILERS:
PAIRINGS: ?/Yazoo
SUMMARY: Someone got Yazoo knocked up…who did it?
DISCLAIMER: I don’t own them, they own me. Square Enix owns them.

Knocked Up
By Fyrbyrd


“You, behind the corner, come back around here. I saw you there… I mean it now, come out, I know there is no way out back there.”

Slowly the figure moved out from the corner, a hand resting on the swollen belly, long hair covering the face.

“Oh shit, sorry lady, I thought you were someone I knew,” he said seeing the belly. “I didn’t mean to scare you and you did run from me.”

The face lifted and he could make out the face. His jaw fell open and he was speechless.

“Reno, what are you doing?” said Rude coming up to him. Then he saw the silver haired man ahead of them. “Can’t be… he’s dead.”

“Dead, he’s pregnant!”

Rude cocked his head to the side, “Alive, pregnant. Both not possible.”

He just stood there, lowering his face as he rubbed at his belly, the other men could actually see the child within kicking.

“Then explain that,” said Reno as they stared almost mesmerized by a supposed impossibility.

“He’s a clone from a secret lab, he’s not… normal.”

“Well dah,” said Reno. “So, I guess you won’t be jumping around fighting us this time huh.”

“Why would I run now? I’ve been living here for eight months,” he said.

“With the…father?”

“No. Alone.”

“Then there’s no one to say goodbye to, come on, you are coming with us,” said Rude.

He nodded and allowed them to take him back to Shinra headquarters. Their boss was surprised to see one of Sephiroth’s Remnants still alive, though standing there very pregnant. “And you are?” he said instead.

“I am called Yazoo.”

“Ah yes. Why are you not dead?”

“I should be, but somehow I survived. I woke up in rubble, took me a while to get out, but I had water. I found a place to lay low and heal up, but… there was a problem.”

“So, who’s the father?”

Yazoo titled his head and said nothing.

“How is this…possible?”

Yazoo shrugged.

“What we gonna do with him boss?” asked Reno.

“I don’t know yet. But what I do want to know is how he survived out there for so long without us ever knowing. How did you survive? The people here would have remembered you, they would not help someone who tried to destroy them.”

“I was trained to survive by any means necessary.”

“Doesn’t answer my question,” Rufus insisted.

“I’m still here,” said Yazoo seriously. Reno smirked.

Both Rude and Rufus sneered at Reno. Yazoo had no idea what was going on between them.

”When are you… due?”

“About thirteen days from now.”

“Whoa,” said Reno, “He’s that close to popping?”

“Why do you have to be so crude, Reno?” said Rude.

“Coz I’m good at it.”

“Shut up you two,” ordered Rufus, “So the question is what am I going to do with you. Is the father still alive?”

Yazoo hesitated, but then he nodded.

“Not a man of many words are you?”

Again Yazoo shrugged.

“That means at least the father was not one of your brothers. Who else could you have come across? Cloud perhaps?”

Yazoo rubbed his belly, the unborn child was kicking again. The mention that his either of his brothers could have fathered the child had bothered him a bit and that included Cloud.

“No, I think the timing is wrong. It had to have taken place before you and you brothers kidnapped the kids and that’s how you got Cloud to come to you. So I doubt you had any private time with him.”

Yazoo laughed his single laugh.

“All right, Reno and Rude, you are assigned to keeping guard of him. I think you can take him to the hospital wing, we’ll keep him there until he has the brat.”

“Aw, do we have to?” moaned Reno.

“Yes, you have to. You found him, you watch him. So, off you go. Oh, and if you learn anything from him I want to know, immediately.”

Reno scowled as he and Rude led the Remnant to the hospital wing and informed those there that they had a male pregnancy to deal with.

In fact they found the doctors there very willing to take him on, he seemed a little reluctant to let them touch him and insisted that Reno or Rude had to stay guard over him when they wanted to run tests on him.

To this Reno smiled, it seemed the Remnant wasn’t completely fearless. But then he had been raised in a lab and people in white coats probably weren’t his favorite people.

Finally he was settled into a room and a comfortable chair was provided for his guards. Reno and Rude had decided to take shifts in guarding Yazoo. Reno lost the contest between him and Rude, so he had first watch, which again he was not happy about. He made himself comfortable on the chair while Yazoo lay down and closed his eyes. It had been a tiring time for him, being as pregnant as he was.

Reno had closed his eyes as well and found himself being awoken by the catering staff bringing in a meal for Yazoo, and happily, for himself as well. He watched as Yazoo opened his blue green eyes and tried to sit up a bit more so that he could eat. And eat he did, to Reno’s surprise, finishing everything put in front of him and soon eyeing what Reno was eating.

“Oh no, this is mine. But if you tell me how you’ve been surviving all this time, I’ll get you more if that’s what you want.”

Yazoo turned his head with a huff.

“Have it your way,” and he went on eating.

After a few minutes silence Yazoo finally said, “There are some that don’t care what I had done in the past. They just knew I could fight, wasn’t afraid to kill, or anything else they might require in that regard. So I had a steady income.”

“And that?” Reno said pointing to Yazoo’s belly.

“Only got in the way.”

“Nah that’s not what I meant.”

“I’ll not telling you. Now food please.” He shut up then.

Reno sighed, he had to keep his side of the bargain, so knowing the Remnant wasn’t going to go anywhere, went to get some more food.

He put it down in front of Yazoo who again ate everything. “So it got in the way of working for them, that’s what you meant. Did you know that you were…”

“Pregnant? I think I figured that out, but it was not something I believed I would go through.”

“They never warned you that you could get knocked up?”

“Knocked up?”

“Pregnant dummy.”

Yazoo huffed at him and ignored him.

Reno laughed. “So you had no idea you could get like that,” he again pointed at Yazoo’s belly.

“Dah.”

Rena laughed again, “You’re funny.”

Yazoo turned and looked at him with a glare that could have sent him through the way if he’d had laser eyes. That only made Reno laugh some more.

The door opened and Rude came in. “What the hell are you laughing at?”

“You wouldn’t believe me.”

“Be back in the morning. Or I’ll send someone after you.”

“Yeah sure, and who’s that gonna be?” said Reno. “He’s eaten, see ya.”

He was quickly out the door. Yazoo didn’t even look at Rude as he settled down into the bed and closed his eyes. Rude made himself comfortable in the chair and had an easy time of it. The few times he had to leave the room, he didn’t have to worry, his charge slept through the night. It wasn’t as if he could run. The hospital wing was fully covered security wise, he’d be seen and stopped.

Reno arrived in the morning to find Yazoo hoeing into a large breakfast. For someone so skinny he was sure eating a lot.

“See I got here on time.”

Rude just nodded and got to his feet. “I’ll be back tonight.”

“What you aren’t gonna hang around for a bit?”

“No. I want to sleep.”

“You mean you stayed on guard all night?”

“That was my job wasn’t it?”

Reno opened his mouth reply, but couldn’t think of what to say. By then Rude had left the room.

“Okay see ya,” he said lamely to the door and turned to face the Remnant.

He was still eating and Reno went to the door to see if he could get something for himself. He returned with a tray and settled down to eat. As he was doing so a pair of doctors came in. Reno watched as Yazoo physically shrank away from them and look at him. He shrugged and Yazoo turned his nose up at him, but still looked even paler as the two young men continued to examine him.

“Yes you are right, it is fully formed. We’ll have everything set up for a caesarian delivery,” said one of them, then he pulled the gown Yazoo was wearing fully open to look at his chest. “Hmmm, he has small mammaries, I’m not sure whether they are equipped for feeding the young one once it’s born.”

“Quite remarkable though that he has carried the child so well despite some malnutrition. He is an incredibly fit young man though for a clone.”

“A clone of Sephiroth, don’t forget.”

“Oh I wasn’t. Still I can’t wait to see what kind of a child a clone of his can produce. I’d still like to know who fathered it.”

They both looked at Yazoo, who was not looking at them, in fact he was ignoring them now they had stopping touching him. He pulled the gown back over his chest and began sealing it back up. So both men turned their attention to Reno.

“Don’t look at me, I have no idea and he ain’t saying.”

Knowing they wouldn’t get any more information, they left the room. Yazoo visibly relaxed once they were gone.

“You don’t like them do you?”

Yazoo raised an eyebrow as if he were saying ‘Dah’ again.

“I don’t blame you, haven’t got much of a bedside manner. Just like to poke and prod and make you do what they want you to do.”

Again the eyebrow raised and a slight grin with it.

“So what shall we do today…”

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Rufus was sitting at his desk when his visitor was escorted inside. ”Ah Cloud, so good to see you?”

“A pity I can’t say the same to you.”

“Oh, I only asked you to come and see me because I had some important news you might what to know.”

“I have a phone you know.”

Rufus raised an eyebrow. “This was a little more important than just making a call. You see one of the Remnants is still alive.”

Cloud straightened. “How?”

“He said he was buried in the rubble when the building blew. He got out by himself.”

Cloud shrugged. He had come back, there was a possibility that one of the Remnants had as well.

“So where is he?”

“In the hospital wing.”

“It’s been eight months, what kind of injuries did he have?”

“Pregancy.”

Cloud’s mouth fell open. “What did you just say?”

“He’s pregnant. A boy we believe. We are trying to find out who could have fathered it. Apparanetly the father is still alive.”

“Don’t look at me.”

“Funny how a lot of people tend to say that. But I had already ruled you out. Whoever got him pregnant did it before he caught up with you.”

“If you’re trying to find if I know who then you looking in the wrong place. I have no idea. No one I know would even think about doing anything with one of those three. Which one is it anyway?”

“The pretty one, Yazoo. We figure he was made capable of getting pregnant in the labs where he was cloned.”

“I wouldn’t put that past them. But why? I don’t see the point in making a male capable of that.”

“He’s a clone of Sephiroth, perhaps that’s why he survived. A sort of back up plan in case the reunion failed like it did.”

“You think the child could become Sephiroth?”

“We’ll have to see. But I’d still like to know who the sperm donor was and how the Remnant got him to…”

“Well as far as I know only your people knew of their existence before they came here.”

“The only two of my people to come in contact with them were Tseng and Elena and they were tortured and left for dead by the Remnants. I doubt Tseng would have been in any condition to impregnate Yazoo.”

Cloud shrugged. “I expect you are going to keep the Remnant and his child in your custody?”

“Yes. I can’t have him getting around free. We’ve learned he worked as a mercenary in some of those months, until the pregnancy got in the way.”

Cloud turned about to leave. “Sorry I couldn’t help you. I wish you luck with Yazoo. He won’t want to stay in your hands you know.”

Rufus sneered at his back, watching until the doors closed behind him.

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