Creative Cursing

((A/N: I was originally just going to leave this on my DA account but I decided that it was just too much fun and had to share it with my lovely fans here!))

"Son of a-"

"So how long has he been going on like this Yuffs?" Cloud asked, a blond brow raised at the fuming pilot.

"Mother fu-"

"Oh, about thirty minutes so far!" The young woman gleefully replied as she swung her feet, "And he hasn't repeated a single one yet!"

"You coc-

"I think he's getting close to the record," Aeris giggled, though her cheeks had long since begun to burn from the pilot's words.

"Kuso! Shimatta!"

The members of AVALANCHE blinked in confusion before noticing that their ninja friend had gone wide eyed, "Where did he learn Wutaian?!"

"Chikushoume!"

This continued on for quite some time before the livid pilot rather suddenly started shouting things that seemed like utter nonsense. That is, until Vincent's quiet voice interjected, "He's been listening to Chaos it seems."

Curious eyes turned to the gunman, before Aeris finally spoke up, "Mr. Valentine, do you happen to know why Captain Highwind is in such a foul mood today?"

Though none of them could see it, everyone got the impression that a smirk was hidden behind the high collar of Vincent's cloak, "He just discovered that his cigarettes somehow found their way into the ocean."

Everyone but the gunman cringed. They wouldn't be making landfall for another two days.