Bad Day

I do not own FFX.

Bad day
Luzzu/Gatta
I originally wrote this after I saw the 'put iTunes on shuffle' challenge thing, but I write slow so I just kept going with it.
Song- I Hate Work by MDC

Luzzu, Mastermind behind G.U.A.R.D. corp. and second richest man on the planet, decided that his day couldn't possibly get any worse.
As if finding his Head CEO's greedy ass digging around in his personal safe wasn't enough, he'd lost one of the biggest contracts he'd ever had because a tabloid reported that he was sleeping with the head of that company's wife, and he'd believed it. Then the California branch was hit by an earthquake and his secretary quit, and when he'd finally left for home the limo broke down. The limo he'd bought last week. He’d given up on the tow truck and decided to walk the two and a half miles back to his mansion, only to have the bright sunny day turn into a dark stormy day almost instantly. Needless to say, he was pissed. Which was why he was glad to have a nice mugger to beat up. The boy had slid silently from the shadows and now stood before him, obviously ready for a fight, which he was more than willing to give. He loosened his tie and dropped his briefcase against the alley wall, and blocked the tanned boy's first punch. His fist glanced off the side and Luzzu slid up close to the stupid mugger and nailed him in the gut. Luzzu was satisfied by the choked cry he let out, but the mugger wasn't deterred for long, as he felt his knees give out beneath him from the force of the boys kick. 'Oh, thank god for small miracles' he thought as he jammed his foot into the boy's jaw 'He knows how to fight.' a fist connected with his skull and he staggered, caught himself, and sent a round house kick right back at him. He didn't know how long they fought in the pouring rain as he lost himself to the impact and adrenalin. He stood, at a slow moment, breathing heard and sore, when a voice distracted him from his opponent (who was in much worse shape) "Uh, Am I interruptin' sometin'?"
The boy's eyes landed on their viewer, and he paused. "Chappu?"
"Ya man, you were late to da bar an Wakka was gettin' worried you been raped or sometin." he glanced at Luzzu "Who's ya friend?"
"Friend?! He's a hit man!" the boy yelled angrily, looking at him like it was something as obvious as the sky was blue.
"What about you, you mug people to show you're affection?" Luzzu was beyond annoyed, as his fight had been Interrupted "What the hell made you think I was a hit man?!"
"Who else would walk down a dark alley in a suit? What the hell made you think I was a mugger!?!"
"Who else would be lurking in a dark alley?"
"Ey, Gatta, I’ll just leave...I’ll see you at the bar, ya'?" Neither man could be bothered to respond, as they were too busy fighting again.
Luzzu pinned 'Gatta' as the other man had called him to the alley wall, "So, you wanna explain what a kid like you was doing here?"
"Contract killers first"
Luzzu sighed. Gatta was rather thick headed. "I already told you, I'm not a hit man. My limo broke down and I decided to walk back."
"Right through the Sky Snipers chosen route! And a limo?? Who are you supposed to be, Luzzu of G.U.A.R.D?! "
Luzzu paused. "You know the sky snipers chosen route?"
"Of course! I'm gonna stop him! Er-you!" Gatta's struggles were becoming more forceful.
"Did he kill someone you knew?"
"No! He's a- You're a public menace! Killing innocent people for money- and nobody else can catch you!"
"You obviously can't catch me either"
"So you admit it?!"
Luzzu felt the danger before he knew the man was there. He pulled his gun from under his suit jacket and pointed it at the man who had appeared in the alley near them.
"Don't move." The man looked homeless, ratty, baggy clothing covering his body and a grocery cart full of what looked like garbage.
Gatta, held to the wall by only his neck, redoubled his efforts to get away "You son of a bitch- what's he ever done-??"
"Weapons. Now." Luzzu cocked his gun for emphasis.
The man turned, burette style hat hiding his eyes, and dropped his cane to the ground. Then traded it for an AK-47 from his cart. Everything moved slowly as the man pointed his gun and Luzzu realized he wasn't aiming for him, but the boy against the wall. He didn't think, just moved and pulled the trigger on his gun-
The bullet hit him in the shoulder as the sniper fell down dead.
Gatta was frozen against the wall, shock rolling off him in waves.
There was a moment of silence, then "Well, there. I did the damn job anyway. Stupid tabloids." and he straightened, wincing as he moved his shoulder "Look at that, kid. You helped stop him. You want a job?"
"Wh-...huh?"
"I'm offering you a job. Come work at my company, I'll train you myself"
"...Was that really...did you just save my life? Hey, you've been shot!"
Luzzu caught gatta's hand and stuffed his card into it "Call me with you're answer" And with that he walked away, muttering about his terrible day.

Gatta watched him leave, stunned speechless. He heard people running in his direction and turned to see Tidus, Wakka and Chappu tearing down the alley.
"Yo man we heard gun fire! Are you ok?" Wakka asked, then tripped over the body of the sniper. "What da- Ho...HO SHIT MAN!! Is that guy dead!!?"
"Oh my god, look at that gun!! Is that the sniper you were after?!"
"Man, there's more in here! That's da guy!!"
Gatta felt something in his hand and looked down to find a card. 'Oh, the hit man's...or whatever he is…' he brought it up to his face and read it in the light from the streetlight.
"WHAT!!!????"

Luzzu
G.U.A.R.D President
G.U.A.R.D.- citizens hired defense police.