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March 25, 2009 at 12:00 AM
I guess I'm just as clueless as Cloud then, cuz I missed the pairing right until the end. Blehhh I fail.
You are always so funny. I mean seriously, you're so funny it's unreal. I love it.
You are always so funny. I mean seriously, you're so funny it's unreal. I love it.
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March 25, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Poor poor Raven. What did he ever do to deserve being subjected to this? XD Mehbeh the Raven can magically throw Lifestream in the faces of it's enemies?! SWEET! But then, everyone would die. Oh. Wait. Too late. XP
BLOWHOLE!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!! *Jaunty British accent* Notice The Great Humpbacked Sephiroth in his natural habitat: the bedroom of the lyrically impared MarySue! He eats krill. And wears leather. Oh joy.
*blink*blink* Oh. That WASN'T a MarySue. Coulda fooled me! It was just an incredibly gay femmy Cloud. Hmm. More femmy than usual. Pshaw! That was totally a woman! She just tweaked it to make it sound credible so she wouldn't get eaten by rabid Seph/Cloud OTPers! lolz
Oh, yes. Cid should get the operation. Then everyone could call s/him "Cid-erella", like the cruel bastards they are!
Boo to rampaging Sephiroth stab wounds! They hurt! But Hurrah for Phoenix Down!
BLOWHOLE!! AHAHAHAHAAAAA!! *Jaunty British accent* Notice The Great Humpbacked Sephiroth in his natural habitat: the bedroom of the lyrically impared MarySue! He eats krill. And wears leather. Oh joy.
*blink*blink* Oh. That WASN'T a MarySue. Coulda fooled me! It was just an incredibly gay femmy Cloud. Hmm. More femmy than usual. Pshaw! That was totally a woman! She just tweaked it to make it sound credible so she wouldn't get eaten by rabid Seph/Cloud OTPers! lolz
Oh, yes. Cid should get the operation. Then everyone could call s/him "Cid-erella", like the cruel bastards they are!
Boo to rampaging Sephiroth stab wounds! They hurt! But Hurrah for Phoenix Down!
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March 13, 2009 at 12:00 AM
As some people from WoW would say:
Less Queue Queue, More Pew Pew!
Less Queue Queue, More Pew Pew!
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March 2, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Again, too lazy to log in, and the fact that I was blinded with tears didn't help! XD
When I saw the AN I totally started screaming Rammstein in my head! I am glad there was air guitar involved. WHOO!! X3 God that was awful, as usual! Hooray for language rape!! I am totally going to use that line for a t-shirt someday...And the facepalm maneuver, brilliant! I would too if I got wasted with Yuffie...but there would be more stabby stab to her face rather than my own! "Pewm pewm", that ever elusive sound effect...you has captured it rightly!
I await more inebriated criticisms!!
When I saw the AN I totally started screaming Rammstein in my head! I am glad there was air guitar involved. WHOO!! X3 God that was awful, as usual! Hooray for language rape!! I am totally going to use that line for a t-shirt someday...And the facepalm maneuver, brilliant! I would too if I got wasted with Yuffie...but there would be more stabby stab to her face rather than my own! "Pewm pewm", that ever elusive sound effect...you has captured it rightly!
I await more inebriated criticisms!!
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March 1, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Wow, you put yourself through so much torment to bring us the entertainment of reading your MST3K style of this...For this I must thank you greatly.
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February 22, 2009 at 12:00 AM
These poems just keep getting worse! If it was not for the funny I would have made like all of them and just offed myself. Terrific job as usual!
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February 22, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Hooray, an update! I'll have to tell some of my friends. Yay for bad poem bashing! I can't wait for more.
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February 22, 2009 at 12:00 AM
*too lazy to log in*
XD XD XD XD
Oh my god. Barrett is a mound...Poor bastard. Apparently this person paid no attention to basic poetic law whilst writing these regurgitations of idiocy. Like, not every line has to FRIGGIN' RHYME!! HORRIBLE!! HORRIBLE!! Here's a poem for you to MST3K:
Final Fantasy Seven
It makes my home feel like pure heaven
Until all my favorite characters all die
It makes me want to cry
And Spinal Tap's amp goes to eleven.
XD YES! Poor rhyme scheme, poor rhythm, goes off topic, AND is full of stupid. DAMN RIGHT! TAKE THAT, ENGLISH!! That's about the quality of this "gold" you keep digging up. Good times. Drunken Vincent still amuses the hell out of me. DESTORY YUFFIE, OH WINGED MINION OF DOOM!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
XD XD XD XD
Oh my god. Barrett is a mound...Poor bastard. Apparently this person paid no attention to basic poetic law whilst writing these regurgitations of idiocy. Like, not every line has to FRIGGIN' RHYME!! HORRIBLE!! HORRIBLE!! Here's a poem for you to MST3K:
Final Fantasy Seven
It makes my home feel like pure heaven
Until all my favorite characters all die
It makes me want to cry
And Spinal Tap's amp goes to eleven.
XD YES! Poor rhyme scheme, poor rhythm, goes off topic, AND is full of stupid. DAMN RIGHT! TAKE THAT, ENGLISH!! That's about the quality of this "gold" you keep digging up. Good times. Drunken Vincent still amuses the hell out of me. DESTORY YUFFIE, OH WINGED MINION OF DOOM!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
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February 17, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Oh my god! That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. That tottaly turned a crappy day into something great (besides I chocked on a girl scout cookie because I was laughing) I could so picture Vincent doing this dressed in a red robe, one of the fryers club cap thingies and smokin a pipe while reading. Can't wait to read more.
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February 9, 2009 at 12:00 AM
Lol, this is the greatest thing I've read from AFF yet. Please write more, I absolutely need more of this story. And I love how the FF7 characters are all doing this. I'll keep checking in on this one. =3