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HORRID!! HORRID POETRY!! XD Snarky Vincent and so much DEATH!! Since when were ALL the VII characters emo? Seriously!! It's sad that some people actually think they're contributing something worthwhile to the literary world when they write that "deep" "emotional" "poetry"...like it truly reflects the deeper thoughts of a bunch of polygons. Yeah. These people deserve a good satirical lashing, of the drunken Vincent kind!! Crack is the way to go! WHOO HOO!

Thank you. Just...thank you.

Thank you for the hystrical laughter, I almost feel off the chair. Do you write the poetry yourself? Is it like I'm going to write the worst poems ever and then make fun of them? I do that sometimes when I have writers block. I sit down and write the worst story ever, it's fun.
Shame on you Vincint needs a bottle of absinthe to get through some of these bad rhymes. I also suggest you give the supporting cast a large bottle of tequilla.
I hope Sephiroth is not a mean drunk.
Please continue with this madness it brightens my day.

I lawled. Very funny.

I'M BLIIIIIIIIND!!!!!! CAN'T! SEE! TEARS! BLURRING!VISION! XD

I DIED!! ZOMG I DIED!!!

Why the hell was that so damn funny?! HOLY CRAP!! MST3K returns with a veangeance! Oh, MAN!! I've never read anything quite like this, and it ROCKS! Where did you find that first poem? I mean, WHAT THE HELL!!?! Although I did love the line about the pain being so much he couldn't rhyme anymore. PRICELESS!! Vincent is an ass. I LOVE IT!!

Oh god.

O.O

Oh god.

I only read the first one before my (gasp!) first review! Oh, MAN!! POINTLESS SLAUGHTER!! YES!!!! I love the banter, I love the sarcasm, I loved the SPLOOSH line (as random as it was). Do you write this god-awful poetry? I mean, because it is ridiculously emo. RIDICULOUSLY! More than crazily, less than suicidal, but oh so EMO!! And if it is your intent to write such terrible, rhymey atorcities, then GOOD JOB! They are laughable while still attempting some dignity! This is simply amazing! I can't wait for the next installment! Although, I think Vinny might need a new friend soon cuz the raven is quite probably dead...PHOENIX DOWN!! XD Even better, he should just get a Phoenix and keep it handy for all those tragic and strangely inconvenient deaths.

I love MST's! Its seriously the funniest thing ever!

I really laughed at this line:
"Vincent had done terror,
Cid: And she was a hell of a lay."
Lol Cid you have a dirty mouth! xD
And the Phoenix Down commen- genious!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAA!!! That was fucking brilliant! I bow before comic genius!

OMG, I can't believe you don't have more reviews - this was hilarious! I was laughing so hard I was crying. And yet, you managed to keep everyone in character. (Well, your stuff, obviously not that quite-aptly named horrid poetry)

Kudos, would love to see more!

By far the funniest thing I've read in months!! Love the commenting by all the characters on what might have been an almost completly serious poem ^-^ Can't wait to see more, if you plan on writting it that is!