Blinky and Dinky

"You need to learn some manners, Palom!" Porom whacked him on the head.

"Shut up! I don't have to listen to you anymore!" he shouted back. "You always get everything, it's not fair! I'm the greatest mage in all of Mysidia! How can you go to the academy while I'm still stuck as an apprentice? We used to do everything together!"

"Not anymore! We may be twins, but I chose to do good things. I wanted us to work together, but you just keep on being stupid and crass and rude!"

"Ha! You say that but you're always wearing clothes with your flesh hanging out! I'll teach you!"

He whipped out Dinky and fired, laughing as Porom was splattered with his sperm. She wailed for pity.

"Okay, Dinky, I think she's had enough. ...I said, enough!"

But Dinky kept on coming. His cum was growing into a puddle around Porom's feet. The puddle began growing, rising up to her knees, then to her waist.

"Stop it, Dinky! You're drowning my sister!"

Still Dinky would not stop. Palom tried covering the little dick's head, but semen sprayed out between his fingers. He tried strangling Dinky where he met his pelvis, but that just seemed to make the fluids come out even faster.

The pool of cum was now up to Porom's neck. She looked at him in despair and said, in a voice filled with sisterly love and hurt, "Why, Palom? Why...?"

"Porom! No!" He watched in horror as her head slowly disappeared beneath the surface, then ran forward, reaching as deep into the sea of sperm as he could, frantically trying to grab a hold of his sister and pull her out. But it was no use... she was gone.

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"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Palom screamed so hard that it felt like a dagger coming up his throat. When he at last stopped for a breath, he realized that he was covered in semen... no wait, it was only cold sweat. He breathed a sigh of relief that it had only been another -

Something whacked him hard on the head. "Would you shut up! I can hear you screaming all the way from my room! I -" Porom's voice softened. "Please, Palom, I know I haven't shown much proper sibling companionship to you lately, but my interview for the academy is tomorrow, so I absolutely have to get some sleep. It's not too much to ask that you be quiet tonight, is it?"

"Sure, okay," Palom mumbled, and Porom went back to her room.

He sighed and got up to get a glass of water. There was no use in going back to sleep; that was the third time that night he had woken up to that same nightmare. The details varied, but it always ended with Porom drowning in his semen.

If he didn't do something, he feared he might keep on having that same nightmare for the rest of his life. With a sudden flash of insight, he realized what just might make things a whole lot better.

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Porom wore one of her conventional dresses to the interview. The skirt was long enough that not even a sliver of her legs could be seen, the sleeves almost completely concealed her arms, and the blouse revealed just enough of the size and shape of her bust that one could tell that she was a girl. For all anyone looking at her could tell, she might have been an "A" cup.

"No sense in postponing the inevitable," she sighed, and politely knocked on the door to the office where her interviewer was waiting. She was honestly proud that she was going to fight this battle using only her brains and courtly manners, not feminine wiles. But she had no doubt that without flashing skin at him, the interviewer would never see past the fact that she was a girl.

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"Very impressive!" the interviewer announced. "I can't recall when I've last met such a promising white mage!"

"Huh?" Porom gaped. "Oh wait, I get it... I'm 'promising', but not appropriate for your school..."

"Don't be ridiculous! Our academy is the best in the world; if we're not good enough for you, no one is!" He reached out to give her hand a congratulatory shake. "I'm sure all at the academy will be quite exuberant to have you begin studies with us. You do know when our orientation session is being held, I presume?"

"Oh!" She nodded. "Yes, of course, honorable mage! I will be sure to appear there. Thank you very much!"

"No, thank you!" The mage got to his feet. "I must confess, I was very pleasantly surprised with you, miss Porom. There are some malicious rumors circulating about you, I'm afraid... People saying that you wear clothing that, er, exposes a thoroughly shameful amount of flesh, that you flirt with men twice your age... all sorts of nasty lies. I'm quite glad to find you a modest, dignified, and thoroughly charming young lady."

Porom blushed, and bowed politely. "Thank you, sir. I am ashamed of myself that anyone would say such things about me."

"Nonsense! You are plainly the exact opposite of the person they described you as! Have no shame about yourself; that is the first lesson a white mage should learn."

She bowed politely again, and thanked him again, and walked away from the interview positively radiant with life.

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"I did it!" Porom cried when she got home, finding Palom sitting on her bed.

"That's neat," he muttered.

"Neat?" she echoed, puzzled by his lack of enthusiasm.

"Yeah, neat. It's neat that you're going off to some snooty academy where I won't see you again for ten years. Awesome."

"You'll go to the academy, too, as soon as you finish your -"

"No, I won't! You're leaving me behind, so just admit it."

Porom's face became sad. "We've always been together, Palom..."

"Well, times change." Then he smiled. "But let's part on happy terms, okay? We've been a great team, saving the world and all that crazy shit. You'll always be my sister."

"Thanks?" she said, weirded out by his sudden change in mood.

"Blinky!" he cried, suddenly jabbing a finger at her eye, making her blink in reflex.

"Knock it off!" she said, batting his hand away. This was an old game of his, and it annoyed the heck out of her. People could get their eyes poked out that way. "You're supposed to be a grown boy!"

"Blinky! Blinky!" Palom laughed, using both hands to poke at her eyes. "You can't stop blinking! Blinky!"

"Stop it!"

"Blinky!" he cried again, but this time he jabbed his finger at her chest. She pulled away from him, and ended up on her back, with Palom on top of her, poking at her belly. "Blinky! Blinky!"

"That's not going to make me blink, idiot!"

She kept batting his hands away, but he kept on poking, poking... at her crotch now. It stuck her in a very unpleasant way that he was basically poking his finger at her vagina. "Blinky! Blinky!"

"Nobody's blinking!"

But apparently he didn't understand her, or she didn't understand him, because he continued poking his finger at her vagina and chanting, "Blinky! Blinky! Blinky!"

She grabbed both of his wrists. "Have you lost your mind?!"

He looked into her eyes, suddenly serious. "Please have sex with me."

"What!?"

"I'm still a virgin. No girl's ever gonna have sex with me and Dinky. I gotta know how it's done! You're the only who'd be willing to show me."

"Ewwwwww!!! No!" She shoved him off of her and scrambled out of the bed.

"Okay, okay, fine. If you don't want to, then that's that... cock sucker."

"What?"

"Don't you remember, sis? You sucked on my cock yesterday. I didn't even ask you to do it, you wanted to. That makes you a cock sucker."

Porom's face went red. "Calling people names is the last recourse of the intellectually bereft."

"Hey, I'm not name-calling. You are a cock sucker. Nothing wrong with that. In fact, I'm so proud that my sister is a drooling, slobbering, cock sucker that I'm going to tell everyone I know."

Porom's face went from red to white. That would be the most humiliating thing Palom had ever done to her... and if word reached the people from the academy... "Please, Palom... you can't do that," she pleaded.

Palom thought for a moment, not certain what he wanted to do. He sure didn't want to force his sister to have sex with him, not even by blackmail. But couldn't he convince her somehow? Then he got an idea. "Look," he said. "You have three choices. One, you have sex with me. Two, you do all my laundry, chores, and papers until you leave for the academy. Three... I tell everyone how you're a cock sucker."

Porom thought about it. When he put it that way, somehow having sex with him didn't seem so scary. In fact, now that she thought about it, she was worried that when she got a husband, she might disappoint him on their wedding night. She didn't want that, and she sure didn't want to have her first time be with some half-stranger. Palom would be easy on her. Then maybe when she and her true love joined on their wedding night, she'd know how to please him. She didn't need to be a fantastic lover, but she didn't want things to be awkward between her and her husband.

It wasn't a completely bad idea. And a lot less work than doing Palom's chores.

"Okay," she said. "Take your clothes off."

"You first."

"No." She folded her arms. "If I'm going to have sex with you, I say how it goes."

Palom sighed and did as she said, while she watched without moving an inch. When he was done, Palom fidgeted awkwardly and held his penis to show her, "This is Dinky, by the way."

Dinky was still completely limp, of course. Porom knew she could stimulate it by sucking, but since this was supposed to be a learning experience, she should try stimulating it just with visuals. She loosened the knot around her sash and yanked up her blouse just enough to show her belly. Dinky's interest began to perk up.

Next, she undid the straps holding up her skirt, letting it fall. As she bent down to take off her socks and shoes, her blouse fell back down over her belly. Porom grumbled, realizing she'd done things in the wrong order. She stuffed her socks into her shoes, then looked around the room for a good spot to put them.

"Come on... hurry up!"

Porom ignored him and set her shoes down by the doorframe. Next, she slowly peeled off her leggings to reveal her fine limbs.

"This is taking forever," Palom muttered, but Dinky was obviously a bit more pleased with her performance. Satisfied with that, Porom removed her hair tie and let her long hair sashay over her shoulders.

She pulled her blouse completely off, and turned the movement into a sort of dance, swaying her smooth belly in front of Palom. He couldn't resist leaning forward to lick it. Dinky was definitely interested now.

Porom pushed him away and took off the undergarment covering her full breasts. She had to reach down to pull her panties off, and so was helpless to prevent her brother from reaching out and groping her tits, squeezing them as though he was testing their endurance. Completely naked now, she snuck her hands under his armpits and tickled him, making him release her breasts and fall back on the bed, giggling helplessly.

Now he was in a good position for her to work with. She climbed on top of him and rubbed her breasts over his body - since guys stared at them so much, it seemed like a good idea. Palom was starting to pant and groan. He reached up to caress her ass, which Porom had to admit she greatly enjoyed. As some measure of repayment, she eyed Palom's cute little neck and bent down to trail kisses down it. He giggled, half from delight and half from ticklishness.

She noticed that at this point Dinky couldn't possibly be any more interested, so it was time to go ahead with it. "Ready to go?" she asked Palom.

Palom nodded fiercely. "How do we do this?"

"I've observed some animals doing it. Here..." She climbed off of him and crawled to one end of the bed, staying on all fours. "You approach me from behind, and I think you can stick, um, Dinky in that way."

Now that she was actually doing it, it did seem a pretty awkward way for two people to join. Then again, she couldn't think of any way that wouldn't be awkward. Besides, Palom obviously had no doubts about it. He leapt forward, mounting her in a single bound, and stuffed Dinky in.

"Damn it," he said. "Something's in the way."

"Just force your way through it."

He took her advice, pushing forward until her hymen broke. There was a bit of pain, but not enough to worry her.

"Ah, that's good," he sighed. "...I feel like... thrusting. Is that okay with you?"

"Fine," she said, even though she wasn't completely sure what he meant.

Palom began pulling Dinky in and out, stuffing her gradually harder and faster. It felt pretty good to Porom, in fact, and both Dinky and Palom were in utter bliss.

"Oh man..." he gasped. "Sis... this is so incredible..." He reached down to awkwardly grope at her breasts. Porom's limbs were beginning to feel a bit weary of supporting her brother and his frantic thrusts, but she held out.

It went on like that for another minute or so, Palom ever increasing the rate of his thrusts, and then he gave a sudden cry. Dinky, overcome by satisfaction, released his load into Porom's wonderful insides.

Palom collapsed back on the bed with a sigh. Porom sat up, stretched, and reached for her clothes.

After a minute, Palom looked up and saw that his sister was almost completely dressed. "Hey wait... we can go again. Dinky's not finished, he just needed a quick rest."

Porom smiled, looking at his stirring member. "Yes, I can see that."

"Well, come on, take your clothes back off."

She shook her head. "I agreed to have sex with you, Palom. I never agreed to do it as many times as you can handle in one sitting."

"Yeah, but... well, you probably want to go again too, right? I mean, I haven't made you come yet. Don't you want to...?"

"No, not really." She briefly tidied up her hair, and then walked out, closing the door behind her.

"Hey... HEY!!! Oh, ha ha, very funny... Reeeeaaal funny. You're a riot, sis."

Silence.

"Sis? Oh, damn it..."

He groaned and fell back again. He glanced down at Dinky.

After that first delicious round of sex, Dinky was horny. Desperately horny. And he refused to sit down until he got some sort of satisfaction.

With a sigh, Palom reached down to take hold of his shaft and begin stroking. "Stupid Dinky Winkie," he muttered.

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Author's notes: And... that's a wrap! I gather by the very low number of hits and complete lack of reviews that no one out there really likes this fic, but I did feel obligated to finish it. And it was a fun story to write... I'm surprised it's been so poorly received so far. Heck, even the guy who issued the challenge hasn't reviewed! Anyway, if you liked this fic enough to read this far, then I sincerely thank you. Until next time, happy pairings!